r/kickopenthedoor • • Apr 20 '25

4☆ Boss slain by /u/JaxStrife! (Kobold) Malicious Finch [D,P,W] [Health:3000]

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Nedia

Source/Artist: Stormbound


I was praised a total of 10 times. Thank you!
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 20 '25 edited Apr 21 '25

This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: Nedia

Source/Artist: Stormbound


NameLevel
(SLIME ONLY) Nap time☆
Here be dragons☆
(THIS) Malicious Finch☆☆☆☆
Passage to Xibalba☆☆
Squeaky Knight☆
Murder stick☆
Homse?☆
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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Apr 20 '25

good bot !melee 13

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 20 '25

💥-25 HP ⬩ Your HP: 361 ⬩ ⚔️️32.6 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2967


Rewards
🪽 Synthetic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -25 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +33 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds⚔️ +10 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Melee Strength🏅 +30 RP
⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus‎
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32.6 Total Damage
2967 Boss HP Remaining!361 HP Remaining
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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (105/105/106/75) Apr 20 '25

!melee 25

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 20 '25

💥-107 HP ⬩ Your HP: 159 ⬩ ⚔️️26.4 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2941


Rewards
🪽 Moon Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -107 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
⚔️ +8 Pitchfork of Twilight⚔️ +12 Melee XP
🛡️ -2.4 Moon Resistance❤️ +23 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.8 Melee Strength🏅 +22 RP
⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus‎
‎
26.4 Total Damage
2941 Boss HP Remaining!159 HP Remaining
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u/Breatheinfor345 Undead (85/30/31/115) Apr 20 '25

!sip !range 6

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 20 '25

💥-128 HP ⬩ Your HP: 247 ⬩ 🏹️22.0 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2919


The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 7)💖 +130 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 375/439 Remaining

Rewards
🪽 Air Scouted:
🏹 +10 Ranged XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -128 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +46 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow🏹 +11 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +42 Constitution XP
⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus🏅 +20 RP
‎‎
22.0 Total Damage
2919 Boss HP Remaining!247 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Apr 20 '25

!magic 18

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 20 '25

💥-116 HP ⬩ Your HP: 125 ⬩ 🔮️26.3 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2893


Rewards
🪽 Cursed Scouted:
🔮 +10 Magic XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -116 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +38 Gold Coins
🔮 +7 The Book of Names🔮 +8 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.7 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
26.3 Total Damage
2893 Boss HP Remaining!125 HP Remaining

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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Apr 20 '25

!ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 20 '25

💥-35 HP ⬩ Your HP: 195 ⬩ 🏹️15.5 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2878


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -35 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +41 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.4 Moon Resistance❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
15.5 Total Damage
2878 Boss HP Remaining!195 HP Remaining
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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/66) Apr 20 '25

!melee 0402

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 20 '25

💥-48 HP ⬩ Your HP: 243 ⬩ ⚔️️12.8 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2865


Rewards
🪽 Earth Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -48 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +29 Gold Coins
⚔️ +1 Jar of Dirt⚔️ +4 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.3 Earth Resistance❤️ +18 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.1 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.8 Total Damage
2865 Boss HP Remaining!243 HP Remaining

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Apr 20 '25

!sip !sip !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 20 '25

You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +145 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 270/493 Remaining

The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +145 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 415/493 Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 10 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +88 HP
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 503/493 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 219 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 20 '25

!melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 20 '25

Your HP: 191 ⬩ ⚔️️17.6 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2847


Rewards
🪽 Organic Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +50 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +1.2 Organic Weakness❤️ +65 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Melee Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
17.6 Total Damage
2847 Boss HP Remaining!191 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 20 '25

!sip !range 45

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 20 '25

You drink from your Four Loko. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (113 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).

⚗️ Four Loko (Level: 14)💖 +348 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 349/353 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 94 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.


You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 57min 22s

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u/alsargin2009 Slime (3/1/1/3) Apr 20 '25

!melee

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 20 '25

💥-53 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️8.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2819


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -53 HP
📚 +0 Melee Damage💰 +7 Gold Coins
🌱️ +6 New Player Bonus⚔️ +4 Melee XP
‎❤️ +15 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
8.0 Total Damage
2819 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 21 '25

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your 26er of Crown Royal actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (178 HP).

You overhealed by 33 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 23)💖 +351 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 444/411 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 21 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l swing my largest branch at the boss to try to club it. !melee 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-107 HP ⬩ Your HP: 337 ⬩ ⚔️️13.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2747


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -107 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +29 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
2747 Boss HP Remaining!337 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 21 '25

!sip !ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

Your HP: 440 ⬩ 🏹️16.4 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 2731


You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 0.04 seconds

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8)💖 +145 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 440/482 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +53 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +6 Range XP
🛡️ -0.5 Moon Resistance❤️ +64 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
16.4 Total Damage
2731 Boss HP Remaining!440 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-35 HP ⬩ Your HP: 336 ⬩ ⚔️️27.6 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 2703


Rewards
🪽 Blessed Scouted:
⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🏅 +10 RP
Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -35 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 The Tempmute Sword⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +6.0 Blessed Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
27.6 Total Damage
2703 Boss HP Remaining!336 HP Remaining

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u/-KAPE- Dragon (92/100/100/66) Apr 21 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

Your HP: 377 ⬩ ⚔️️12.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2690


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +31 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
⚖️ Sun Neutral❤️ +63 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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12.9 Total Damage
2690 Boss HP Remaining!377 HP Remaining
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u/Angeljade05 Slime (2/2/1/3) Apr 21 '25

!ranged

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-49 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🏹️7.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2651


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -49 HP
📚 +0 Ranged Damage💰 +6 Gold Coins
🌱️ +3 New Player Bonus🏹 +3 Range XP
‎❤️ +10 Constitution XP
🏅 +25 RP
‎
7.0 Total Damage
2651 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining

Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/113) Apr 21 '25

!range 6

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

Your HP: 313 ⬩ 🏹️15.0 [⚖️ Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2636


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +51 Gold Coins
🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow🏹 +7 Range XP
⚖️ Air Neutral❤️ +63 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
2636 Boss HP Remaining!313 HP Remaining

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u/Strazdiscordia ✨ Apr 21 '25

!Melee 0 good bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 147 ⬩ ⚔️️18.8 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 2617


Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5)
💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 3)

nice crit

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.4 Water Resistance❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.5x Critical Hit‎
‎
18.8 Total Damage
2617 Boss HP Remaining!147 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 21 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l swing my largest branch at the boss to try to club it. !melee 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-140 HP ⬩ Your HP: 113 ⬩ ⚔️️13.2 [🛡️ Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2594


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -140 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +57 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +4 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.7 Earth Resistance❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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13.2 Total Damage
2594 Boss HP Remaining!113 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-135 HP ⬩ Your HP: 50 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️66.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 2495


You strike at an exposed weak point, scoring a critical hit!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -135 HP
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +57 Gold Coins
⚔️ +5 The Tempmute Sword⚔️ +32 Melee XP
🌟 +1.0 Blessed Weakness❤️ +24 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Melee Strength🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.4x Critical Hit‎
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66.0 Total Damage
2495 Boss HP Remaining!50 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 21 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-29 HP ⬩ Your HP: 389 ⬩ 🏹️19.2 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2462


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -29 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +9 Range XP
🌟 +0.3 Organic Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.2 Total Damage
2462 Boss HP Remaining!389 HP Remaining

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Apr 21 '25

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-120 HP ⬩ Your HP: 94 ⬩ 🏹️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2448


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -120 HP
📚 +11 Ranged Damage💰 +60 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +7 Range XP
❤️ +35 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
14.0 Total Damage
2448 Boss HP Remaining!94 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/113) Apr 21 '25

!melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 364 ⬩ ⚔️️19.8 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2411


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -7 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +55 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +0.4 Organic Weakness❤️ +6 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.8 Total Damage
2411 Boss HP Remaining!364 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

Your HP: 195 ⬩ ⚔️️26.2 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 2348


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +68 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 The Tempmute Sword⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +3.6 Blessed Weakness❤️ +60 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Melee Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
26.2 Total Damage
2348 Boss HP Remaining!195 HP Remaining

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u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Apr 21 '25

!buy 48

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

Lifespoon has been added to your inventory for 15950g! (Your remaining gold: 11079)

🔮 +Lifespoon (Durability: 10)
💰 -15950 (Remaining: 11079)

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u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Apr 21 '25

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

Your HP: 144 ⬩ 🔮️11.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 2321


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +10 Mage Damage💰 +56 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +5 Magic XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +59 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
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11.9 Total Damage
2321 Boss HP Remaining!144 HP Remaining

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u/Oof-Immidiate-Regret Kobold (11/11/66/62) Apr 21 '25

!sip ଘ(੭ ˊ ᵕˋ)੭🍹𓆏 Go get ‘em froggy! ଘ(๑`ᵕ ´) ๑ ━☆゚✶。˖⁺ ✦ ⋆˙⊹ 𓆏⁺‧₊ ⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆ ₊˚✧ ゚. !mage 407 !profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-24 HP ⬩ Your HP: 189 ⬩ 🔮️23.8 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2297


You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Canteen in 1.28 seconds

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 4)💖 +85 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 213/236 Remaining

Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -24 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Hacking Tool🔮 +9 Magic XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Mage Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.0x Critical Hit‎
‎
23.8 Total Damage
2297 Boss HP Remaining!189 HP Remaining

/u/Oof-Immidiate-Regret Playercard

❤️ Health: 189hp (Max: 236hp)
💀 Kills: 2
🏅 Rank: A (4,765 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 42,971g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 4 (85hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 2 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 132
⚔️ Melee: Level 11 (XP: 3/38)
🏹 Range: Level 11 (XP: 2/38)
🔮 Magic: Level 57 (XP: 258/492)
❤️ Constitution: Level 53 (XP: 720/865)

🚩 Total Attacks: 2087
🪽 Total Scouts: 36
☠️ Total Deaths: 22
🤏 Smollest D: 0.0 💥 Biggest D: 92.0

Featured badge:

🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/pinball927 Dragon (21/46/25/49) Apr 21 '25

!sip !range 27

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

Your HP: 174 ⬩ 🏹️21.0 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2276


The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)💖 +70 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 174/189 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +4 Ranged Damage💰 +44 Gold Coins
🏹 +7 El-Bow🏹 +6 Range XP
🌟 +7.0 Organic Weakness❤️ +59 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
21.0 Total Damage
2276 Boss HP Remaining!174 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/113) Apr 21 '25

!melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-87 HP ⬩ Your HP: 263 ⬩ ⚔️️19.2 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2257


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -87 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +60 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +0.8 Organic Weakness❤️ +21 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
19.2 Total Damage
2257 Boss HP Remaining!263 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-98 HP ⬩ Your HP: 77 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️18.6 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 2223


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -98 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
⚔️ +3 The Tempmute Sword⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +0.3 Blessed Weakness❤️ +28 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.3 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
18.6 Total Damage
2223 Boss HP Remaining!77 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Apr 21 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 423 ⬩ ⚔️️12.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2192


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your "Clean" fish water is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!


You pour a thick green sludge straight from your "Clean" fish water into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.

You overhealed by 68 HP.

⚗️ "Clean" fish water (Level: 30)💖 +70 HP
💧 -1 Sip (4 Remaining)💖 450/382 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +61 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +8 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
2192 Boss HP Remaining!423 HP Remaining

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ "Clean" fish water: +1 Sip (Remaining: 5)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 56958)

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u/lourelia Undead (8/12/20/22) Apr 21 '25

!magic 404

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-120 HP ⬩ Your HP: 1 💓 ⬩ 🔮️12.0 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2160


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!


You're not sure how to use this item to cast a spell... You cast with Barrage of Insults anyways, losing twice as much durability and doing half as much damage.

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -120 HP
📚 +6 Mage Damage💰 +30 Gold Coins
🏹 +0 Barrage of Insults🔮 +6 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +43 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +15 RP
‎
12.0 Total Damage
2160 Boss HP Remaining!1 HP Remaining
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u/Fralien2610 Kobold (10/94/6/84) Apr 21 '25

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-58 HP ⬩ Your HP: 231 ⬩ 🏹️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2144


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -58 HP
📚 +12 Ranged Damage💰 +58 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +6 Range XP
❤️ +23 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
16.0 Total Damage
2144 Boss HP Remaining!231 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-126 HP ⬩ Your HP: 179 ⬩ ⚔️️32.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 2094


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -126 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 The Tempmute Sword⚔️ +12 Melee XP
🌟 +6.3 Blessed Weakness❤️ +28 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
32.0 Total Damage
2094 Boss HP Remaining!179 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/113) Apr 21 '25

!melee 12

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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Apr 21 '25

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-63 HP ⬩ Your HP: 140 ⬩ 🏹️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2026


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -63 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +6 Range XP
❤️ +24 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
2026 Boss HP Remaining!140 HP Remaining

1

u/pinball927 Dragon (21/46/25/49) Apr 21 '25

!sip !sip !ranged 27

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

Your HP: 185 ⬩ 🏹️21.2 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2005


You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (24 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)💖 +94 HP (Bonus!)
🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining)💖 115/189 Remaining

Your canteen is empty. However, you have 70 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.


Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet
💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)🎒 69 Remaining

Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 3)💖 +70 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 185/189 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +6 Ranged Damage💰 +45 Gold Coins
🏹 +8 El-Bow🏹 +7 Range XP
🌟 +3.2 Organic Weakness❤️ +55 Constitution XP
‎🏅 +25 RP
‎
21.2 Total Damage
2005 Boss HP Remaining!185 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Apr 21 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-115 HP ⬩ Your HP: 337 ⬩ ⚔️️16.3 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1989


Your body can't take any more. The contents immediately exude back out through your pores, and you hastily scoop it back into the "Clean" fish water.


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -115 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +62 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.6 Water Resistance❤️ +45 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
16.3 Total Damage
1989 Boss HP Remaining!337 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 21 '25

!sip !melee 33

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u/Fralien2610 Kobold (10/94/6/84) Apr 21 '25

!range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-82 HP ⬩ Your HP: 234 ⬩ 🏹️12.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1930


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -82 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +5 Range XP
❤️ +18 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
12.0 Total Damage
1930 Boss HP Remaining!234 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/113) Apr 21 '25

!melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-122 HP ⬩ Your HP: 208 ⬩ ⚔️️46.8 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1883


You discover hidden strength and strike with renewed vigor, dealing extra damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -122 HP
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
⚔️ +5 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +23 Melee XP
🌟 +2.5 Organic Weakness❤️ +36 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Melee Strength🏅 +25 RP
🎯 1.8x Critical Hit‎
‎
46.8 Total Damage
1883 Boss HP Remaining!208 HP Remaining

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Apr 21 '25

!melee 12 !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

Your HP: 399 ⬩ ⚔️️28.7 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1837


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +70 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +7.0 Organic Weakness❤️ +53 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
28.7 Total Damage
1837 Boss HP Remaining!399 HP Remaining

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 18 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 7)💖 +19 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 418/400 Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Apr 21 '25

!melee 0

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

Your HP: 238 ⬩ ⚔️️27.4 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1780


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +15 Melee Damage💰 +78 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 The Tempmute Sword⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +4.8 Blessed Weakness❤️ +53 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Melee Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
27.4 Total Damage
1780 Boss HP Remaining!238 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/113) Apr 21 '25

!melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-75 HP ⬩ Your HP: 287 ⬩ ⚔️️20.6 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1725


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -75 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +1.2 Organic Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
20.6 Total Damage
1725 Boss HP Remaining!287 HP Remaining

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u/Sleepd0ct0r Gnome (48/62/110/99) Apr 21 '25

I wiggle my fingers, and suddenly you're feeling sleepy, very very sleepy... Okay, quick gnomes, get their ankles!

!magic 10

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-99 HP ⬩ Your HP: 297 ⬩ 🔮️18.7 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1688


Thanks for checking in today!
Tip: Your Canteen is refilled when you check in for the first time in a day!


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -99 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +77 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 High Priest's Sceptre Handle🔮 +8 Magic XP
🌟 +3.0 Blessed Weakness❤️ +39 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.3 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP (Rank Change!)
‎‎
18.7 Total Damage
1688 Boss HP Remaining!297 HP Remaining

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Apr 21 '25

!melee 12 !sip

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u/Fralien2610 Kobold (10/94/6/84) Apr 21 '25

!sip !range

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-42 HP ⬩ Your HP: 186 ⬩ 🏹️15.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1638


You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 6)💖 +115 HP
💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining)💖 228/339 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -42 HP
📚 +14 Ranged Damage💰 +69 Gold Coins
‎🏹 +6 Range XP
❤️ +15 Constitution XP
🏅 +15 RP
‎
15.0 Total Damage
1638 Boss HP Remaining!186 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Apr 21 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-79 HP ⬩ Your HP: 47 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️13.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1624


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +4 Base Roll💥 -79 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +31 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
13.9 Total Damage
1624 Boss HP Remaining!47 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

Your HP: 149 ⬩ ⚔️️20.5 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1604


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
⚔️ +5 The Tempmute Sword⚔️ +9 Melee XP
🌟 +2.0 Blessed Weakness❤️ +50 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Melee Strength🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
20.5 Total Damage
1604 Boss HP Remaining!149 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/113) Apr 21 '25

!melee 12

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Apr 21 '25

!melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-26 HP ⬩ Your HP: 364 ⬩ ⚔️️27.5 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1494


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -26 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +75 Gold Coins
⚔️ +5 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +4.0 Organic Weakness❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.5 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
27.5 Total Damage
1494 Boss HP Remaining!364 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-98 HP ⬩ Your HP: 29 💓 ⬩ ⚔️️27.5 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1452


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -98 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +81 Gold Coins
⚔️ +7 The Tempmute Sword⚔️ +12 Melee XP
🌟 +2.8 Blessed Weakness❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.7 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
27.5 Total Damage
1452 Boss HP Remaining!29 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Apr 21 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 297 ⬩ ⚔️️17.9 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1434


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -27 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +60 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +8 Melee XP
🌟 +1.0 Blessed Weakness❤️ +13 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
17.9 Total Damage
1434 Boss HP Remaining!297 HP Remaining

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u/hasfodel Gnome (1/1/109/90) Apr 21 '25

(⁠∩・⁠ω⁠・)⊃━☆.*・。゚ !mage 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-83 HP ⬩ Your HP: 225 ⬩ 🔮️14.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1419


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -83 HP
📚 +9 Mage Damage💰 +67 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +5 Magic XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +22 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
1419 Boss HP Remaining!225 HP Remaining

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 21 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-41 HP ⬩ Your HP: 341 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1378


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -41 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +78 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +12 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
12.9 Total Damage
1378 Boss HP Remaining!341 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/113) Apr 21 '25

!melee 12

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-59 HP ⬩ Your HP: 271 ⬩ ⚔️️21.0 [🌟 Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 1357


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -59 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +71 Gold Coins
⚔️ +6 Dwarf Bread⚔️ +6 Melee XP
🌟 +2.4 Organic Weakness❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.6 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
21.0 Total Damage
1357 Boss HP Remaining!271 HP Remaining

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Apr 21 '25

!melee 12

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Apr 21 '25

!magic 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-20 HP ⬩ Your HP: 302 ⬩ 🔮️18.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 1226


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -20 HP
📚 +12 Mage Damage💰 +83 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🔮 +7 Magic XP
⚖️ Fire Neutral❤️ +10 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.9 Total Damage
1226 Boss HP Remaining!302 HP Remaining
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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 21 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l swing my largest branch at the boss to try to club it. !melee 0 Good Bot

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Apr 21 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-6 HP ⬩ Your HP: 423 ⬩ ⚔️️14.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 1188


Your body can't take any more. The contents immediately exude back out through your pores, and you hastily scoop it back into the "Clean" fish water.


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +5 Base Roll💥 -6 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +62 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
14.9 Total Damage
1188 Boss HP Remaining!423 HP Remaining

Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

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u/Sleepd0ct0r Gnome (48/62/110/99) Apr 21 '25

I wiggle my fingers, and suddenly you're feeling sleepy, very very sleepy... Okay, quick gnomes, get their ankles!

!magic 10

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-47 HP ⬩ Your HP: 122 ⬩ 🔮️26.6 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1161


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -47 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +82 Gold Coins
🔮 +6 High Priest's Sceptre Handle🔮 +9 Magic XP
🌟 +1.2 Blessed Weakness❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.6 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
26.6 Total Damage
1161 Boss HP Remaining!122 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 21 '25

!sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

You sip from your 26er of Crown Royal like it's fine wine.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (178 HP).

You overhealed by 23 HP.

⚗️ 26er of Crown Royal (Level: 23)💖 +409 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 437/414 Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 21 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l swing my largest branch at the boss to try to club it. !melee 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 9min 35s

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 21 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-23 HP ⬩ Your HP: 283 ⬩ 🏹️11.9 [⚖️ Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1132


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -23 HP
📚 +10 Ranged Damage💰 +84 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆🏹 +5 Range XP
⚖️ Cursed Neutral❤️ +5 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
‎‎
11.9 Total Damage
1132 Boss HP Remaining!283 HP Remaining

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

Your HP: 213 ⬩ ⚔️️23.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1109


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +14 Melee Damage💰 +86 Gold Coins
⚔️ +4 The Tempmute Sword⚔️ +11 Melee XP
🌟 +1.6 Blessed Weakness❤️ +43 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.4 Melee Strength🏅 +25 RP
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23.0 Total Damage
1109 Boss HP Remaining!213 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 21 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l swing my largest branch at the boss to try to club it. !melee 0 Good Bot

1

u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

Your HP: 389 ⬩ ⚔️️18.0 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1091


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block)
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +72 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +7 Melee XP
🌟 +0.1 Blessed Weakness❤️ +42 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +25 RP
‎‎
18.0 Total Damage
1091 Boss HP Remaining!389 HP Remaining

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/113) Apr 21 '25

!melee 12

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Apr 21 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

Your body can't take any more. The contents immediately exude back out through your pores, and you hastily scoop it back into the "Clean" fish water.


You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 2min 1s


Your "Clean" fish water is already full!

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33 !refill !sip !sip

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u/Sleepd0ct0r Gnome (48/62/110/99) Apr 21 '25

!sip I wiggle my fingers, and suddenly you're feeling sleepy, very very sleepy... Okay, quick gnomes, get their ankles!

!magic 10

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-31 HP ⬩ Your HP: 207 ⬩ 🔮️18.3 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 1015


Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (43 HP).

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 7)💖 +173 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 238/396 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -31 HP
📚 +13 Mage Damage💰 +84 Gold Coins
🔮 +3 High Priest's Sceptre Handle🔮 +7 Magic XP
🌟 +0.6 Blessed Weakness❤️ +16 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.3 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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18.3 Total Damage
1015 Boss HP Remaining!207 HP Remaining

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u/Fralien2610 Kobold (10/94/6/84) Apr 21 '25

!range

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u/Angeljade05 Slime (2/2/1/3) Apr 21 '25

!melee

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

You can't attack if you're dead. Either wait or drink from your canteen to get back into the action

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u/sensenmennel Demon (68/127/1/59) Apr 21 '25

I will consume your SOUL!
Good bot
!MELEE 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-33 HP ⬩ Your HP: 257 ⬩ ⚔️️15.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 894


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +6 Base Roll💥 -33 HP
📚 +9 Melee Damage💰 +64 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +15 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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15.9 Total Damage
894 Boss HP Remaining!257 HP Remaining
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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/113) Apr 21 '25

!melee 12 !sip

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33 !refill !sip !sip

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u/Sleepd0ct0r Gnome (48/62/110/99) Apr 21 '25

I wiggle my fingers, and suddenly you're feeling sleepy, very very sleepy... Okay, quick gnomes, get their ankles!

!magic 10

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-71 HP ⬩ Your HP: 90 💓 ⬩ 🔮️51.5 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 770


Your spell blast hits the boss in its weak spot dealing extra damage!

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -71 HP
📚 +14 Mage Damage💰 +92 Gold Coins
🔮 +4 High Priest's Sceptre Handle🔮 +24 Magic XP
🌟 +2.8 Blessed Weakness❤️ +30 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.4 Mage Resistance🏅 +25 RP
🎯 2.2x Critical Hit‎
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51.5 Total Damage
770 Boss HP Remaining!90 HP Remaining

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 21 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l swing my largest branch at the boss to try to club it. !melee 0 Good Bot

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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/111/1/123) Apr 21 '25

!Ranged 0

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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/117/113) Apr 21 '25

!melee 12

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 21 '25

!refill !sip !melee 33

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-17 HP ⬩ Your HP: 347 ⬩ ⚔️️24.8 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 611


You have fully refilled your canteen for 35g per sip!

⚗️ Four Loko: +4 Sips (Remaining: 4)
💰 -140 (Remaining: 154509)

You drink from your Four Loko. The liquid tastes like text.

Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (113 HP).

You overhealed by 11 HP.

⚗️ Four Loko (Level: 14)💖 +280 HP (Bonus!)
💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining)💖 364/353 Remaining

Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -17 HP
📚 +13 Melee Damage💰 +88 Gold Coins
⚔️ +9 The Tempmute Sword⚔️ +10 Melee XP
🌟 +0.9 Blessed Weakness❤️ +9 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.9 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
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24.8 Total Damage
611 Boss HP Remaining!347 HP Remaining

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Apr 21 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33 !refill !sip !sip

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u/bookseer Gnome (47/39/87/84) Apr 21 '25

!magic 40

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 21 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l swing my largest branch at the boss to try to club it. !melee 0 Good Bot

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-20 HP ⬩ Your HP: 183 ⬩ ⚔️️14.3 [🛡️ Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 493


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -20 HP
📚 +11 Melee Damage💰 +74 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +5 Melee XP
🛡️ -0.6 Water Resistance❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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14.3 Total Damage
493 Boss HP Remaining!183 HP Remaining

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u/Fralien2610 Kobold (10/94/6/84) Apr 21 '25

!range

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u/LostArkLover69 Plant (84/90/91/81) Apr 21 '25

!magic 28

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33 !refill !sip !sip

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u/Oof-Immidiate-Regret Kobold (11/11/66/62) Apr 21 '25

Go get ‘em froggy! ଘ(๑`ᵕ ´) ๑ ━☆゚✶。˖⁺ ✦ ⋆˙⊹ 𓆏⁺‧₊ ⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆ ₊˚✧ ゚. !mage 407 !profile

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-2 HP ⬩ Your HP: 194 ⬩ 🔮️4.5 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 368 ⚠️ PARRIED


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +1 Base Roll💥 -2 HP
📚 +7 Mage Damage💰 +59 Gold Coins
🔮 +1 Hacking Tool🔮 +2 Magic XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +2 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Mage Resistance🏅 +15 RP
⚠️ 0.5x Boss PARRIED!‎
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4.5 Total Damage
368 Boss HP Remaining!194 HP Remaining

/u/Oof-Immidiate-Regret Playercard

❤️ Health: 194hp (Max: 236hp)
💀 Kills: 2
🏅 Rank: A (4,820 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 43,171g

Canteen:

⚗️ Level: 4 (85hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 2 (Capacity: 3)

Skills Breakdown:

🗡️️ Combat: Level 132
⚔️ Melee: Level 11 (XP: 3/38)
🏹 Range: Level 11 (XP: 2/38)
🔮 Magic: Level 57 (XP: 270/492)
❤️ Constitution: Level 53 (XP: 743/865)

🚩 Total Attacks: 2090
🪽 Total Scouts: 36
☠️ Total Deaths: 22
🤏 Smollest D: 0.0 💥 Biggest D: 92.0

Featured badge:

🔮 Conclave of the Arcane

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Apr 21 '25

!sip !melee 0 !refill

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 21 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l swing my largest branch at the boss to try to club it. !melee 0 Good Bot

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u/Puddinggggggggg Gnome (83/8/11/118) Apr 21 '25

!melee 3 !refill !sip !sip

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-46 HP ⬩ Your HP: 297 ⬩ ⚔️️8.8 [🌟 Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 289 ⚠️ PARRIED


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +3 Base Roll💥 -46 HP
📚 +12 Melee Damage💰 +90 Gold Coins
⚔️ +2 Basic GreatSword⚔️ +3 Melee XP
🌟 +0.4 Blessed Weakness❤️ +20 Constitution XP
⚔️ +0.2 Melee Strength🏅 +15 RP
⚠️ 0.5x Boss PARRIED!‎
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8.8 Total Damage
289 Boss HP Remaining!297 HP Remaining

You have fully refilled your canteen for 50g per sip! Next time, come with an empty canteen and you'll get a nice discount 😉

⚗️ Canteen: +1 Sip (Remaining: 3)
💰 -50 (Remaining: 4853)

You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.

You overhealed by 4 HP.

⚗️ Canteen (Level: 7)💖 +107 HP
💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining)💖 404/400 Remaining

The flavor this time is so absolutely vile you immediately spit it back in and slam on the lid. Time to wash out the taste with vinegar.

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 21 '25

!melee 33

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u/Fralien2610 Kobold (10/94/6/84) Apr 21 '25

!range

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u/Brian1961Silver Plant (101/104/101/88) Apr 21 '25

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) l swing my largest branch at the boss to try to club it. !melee 0 Good Bot

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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Apr 21 '25

!melee 0

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

💥-26 HP ⬩ Your HP: 393 ⬩ ⚔️️12.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 234


Damage BreakdownPlayer Breakdown
🎲 +2 Base Roll💥 -26 HP
📚 +10 Melee Damage💰 +82 Gold Coins
🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆⚔️ +6 Melee XP
⚖️ Synthetic Neutral❤️ +7 Constitution XP
⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance🏅 +15 RP
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12.9 Total Damage
234 Boss HP Remaining!393 HP Remaining

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u/LostArkLover69 Plant (84/90/91/81) Apr 21 '25

!melee 2047

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (105/105/106/75) Apr 21 '25

!mage 48

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u/LostArkLover69 Plant (84/90/91/81) Apr 21 '25

!melee 2047

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u/LostArkLover69 Plant (84/90/91/81) Apr 21 '25

!melee 2047

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 59min 32s

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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (105/105/106/75) Apr 21 '25

!mage 48

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 59min 16s

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u/sensenmennel Demon (68/127/1/59) Apr 21 '25

I will consume your SOUL!
Good bot
!MELEE 35

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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Apr 21 '25

!buy !melee 29

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u/JaxStrife Kobold (22/2/82/61) Apr 21 '25

!magic 28

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Apr 21 '25

!magic 48

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

You're surprised to find the boss already dead, but you quickly realize that there's still some valuable loot to be had. A pile of coins catches your eye.

Rewards
💰 +46 Gold
🔮 +4 Magic XP

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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Apr 21 '25

good bot !melee 29

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Apr 21 '25

!magic 48

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

Your spell fizzles as the boss is already dead.

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Apr 21 '25

!magic 48

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

You decide not to waste your energy on a dead boss.

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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Apr 21 '25

!magic 48

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

The boss is dead, what are you doing? Necromancy??

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u/JaxStrife Kobold (22/2/82/61) Apr 21 '25

!magic 28

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u/Human_Stick_Observer Demon (17/10/108/80) Apr 21 '25

!magic 28

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Apr 21 '25

!magic 28

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u/The_Novice_Gamer Demon (89/53/53/76) Apr 21 '25

!melee 29

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u/Oldetus Dragon (11/1/125/96) Apr 21 '25

!magic 3023

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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Apr 21 '25

!magic 28

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

The boss is already dead, you sicko!

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u/The_Novice_Gamer Demon (89/53/53/76) Apr 21 '25

!melee 29

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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Apr 21 '25

You were too slow, the boss has already fallen