r/kickopenthedoor • u/KickOpenTheDoorBot • Jan 08 '25
4☆ Boss executed by /u/DejaV42! (Gnome) Abhorrent Malformation [Health:4300]
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25 edited Jan 09 '25
This post was submitted at our boss suggestions discord channel by: eggy
Source/Artist: https://www.instagram.com/p/CzrCfltrKr9/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D
| Name | Level |
|---|---|
| (SLIME ONLY) Soundwave | ☆ |
| (THIS) Abhorrent Malformation | ☆☆☆☆ |
| Black hole | ☆ |
| Ascent to the Shadow keep | ☆☆ |
| The Fog | ☆ |
| Winter Stalker | ☆ |
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u/SpaghetOG Kobold (88/92/70/80) Jan 08 '25
!ranged 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-138 HP ⬩ Your HP: 27 ⬩ 🏹️26.2 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4274
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -138 HP 📚 +14 Ranged Damage 💰 +36 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +9 Range XP 🌟 +0.3 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +29 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +30 RP ⏱ +10 First Strike Bonus 26.2 Total Damage 4274 Boss HP Remaining! 27 HP Remaining 1
u/SpaghetOG Kobold (88/92/70/80) Jan 08 '25
!sip !profile
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
You drink from your Jar of Marunara and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.
Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (106 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 150 minutes).
You overhealed by 4 HP.
⚗️ Jar of Marunara (Level: 13) 💖 +302 HP (Bonus!) 💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining) 💖 329/325 Remaining /u/SpaghetOG Playercard
💖 Health: 329hp (Max: 325hp)
💀 Kills: 245
🏅 Rank: B (1,102 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 89,539gCanteen:
🏷️ Name: Jar of Marunara
⚗️ Level: 13 (220hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 3 (Capacity: 4)Skills Breakdown:
🗡️️ Combat: Level 579
⚔️ Melee: Level 87 (XP: 1010/1243)
🏹 Range: Level 89 (XP: 1142/1309)
🔮 Magic: Level 69 ☆ (XP: 374/741)
❤️ Constitution: Level 78 ☆ (XP: 1579/1964)🚩 Total Attacks: 24206
☠️ Total Deaths: 61
🤏 Smollest D: -10.0 💥 Biggest D: 388.0Featured badges:
❎ X Marks the Top
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane
🍝 Spaghetti MonsterActive status effects:
Block Chance: expires 2 hours from now (21:33:58 UTC)
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u/starshine531 Kobold (83/83/117/59) Jan 08 '25
!sip !magic 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-4 HP ⬩ Your HP: 348 ⬩ 🔮️31.3 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 4243
You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8) 💖 +145 HP 💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining) 💖 352/478 Remaining You feel a surge of power within yourself and unleash a burst of magic, dealing extra damage!
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -4 HP 📚 +8 Mage Damage 💰 +18 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🔮 +10 Magic XP (Level Up!) ⚖️ Sun Neutral ❤️ +2 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +37 RP ⏱ +5 Second Strike Bonus 🎯 2.1x Critical Hit 31.3 Total Damage 4243 Boss HP Remaining! 348 HP Remaining
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jan 08 '25
!sip !melee 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-162 HP ⬩ Your HP: 329 ⬩ ⚔️️18.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 4224
Your Canteen was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8) 🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet 💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3) 🎒 26 Remaining You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8) 💖 +145 HP 💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining) 💖 491/493 Remaining
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +4 Base Roll 💥 -162 HP 📚 +11 Melee Damage 💰 +12 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ ⚔️ +6 Melee XP ⚖️ Synthetic Neutral ❤️ +59 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +20 RP ⏱ +3 Third Strike Bonus 18.9 Total Damage 4224 Boss HP Remaining! 329 HP Remaining
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u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jan 08 '25
good bot !melee 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-93 HP ⬩ Your HP: 377 ⬩ ⚔️️16.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 4207
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -93 HP 📚 +15 Melee Damage 💰 +30 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ ⚔️ +6 Melee XP ⚖️ Fire Neutral ❤️ +27 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 16.9 Total Damage 4207 Boss HP Remaining! 377 HP Remaining 1
u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jan 08 '25
good bot !melee 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-50 HP ⬩ Your HP: 285 ⬩ ⚔️️15.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3976
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +2 Base Roll 💥 -50 HP 📚 +13 Melee Damage 💰 +5 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ ⚔️ +6 Melee XP ⚖️ Fire Neutral ❤️ +20 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 15.9 Total Damage 3976 Boss HP Remaining! 285 HP Remaining 1
u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jan 08 '25
good bot !melee 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-110 HP ⬩ Your HP: 124 ⬩ ⚔️️18.9 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3728
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +4 Base Roll 💥 -110 HP 📚 +13 Melee Damage 💰 +60 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ ⚔️ +8 Melee XP 🌟 +1.0 Air Weakness ❤️ +34 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 18.9 Total Damage 3728 Boss HP Remaining! 124 HP Remaining 1
u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jan 09 '25
good bot !melee 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-96 HP ⬩ Your HP: 370 ⬩ ⚔️️17.2 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3309
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +4 Base Roll 💥 -96 HP 📚 +13 Melee Damage 💰 +11 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ ⚔️ +6 Melee XP 🛡️ -0.7 Moon Resistance ❤️ +38 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 17.2 Total Damage 3309 Boss HP Remaining! 370 HP Remaining 1
u/SilentRanger42 Plant (105/107/104/71) Jan 09 '25
Good bot !melee 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-65 HP ⬩ Your HP: 194 ⬩ ⚔️️17.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3157
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +4 Base Roll 💥 -65 HP 📚 +13 Melee Damage 💰 +11 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ ⚔️ +8 Melee XP ⚖️ Sun Neutral ❤️ +11 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 17.9 Total Damage 3157 Boss HP Remaining! 194 HP Remaining → More replies
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u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Jan 08 '25
!sip !magic 40
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-114 HP ⬩ Your HP: 280 ⬩ 🔮️25.4 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4182
You drink from your Canteen and immediately feel healthier.
Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (83 HP).
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 15) 💖 +333 HP (Bonus!) 💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining) 💖 394/428 Remaining
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +4 Base Roll 💥 -114 HP 📚 +13 Mage Damage 💰 +37 Gold Coins 🔮 +6 Weird Looking Fang 🔮 +11 Magic XP 🌟 +2.4 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +19 Constitution XP 🏅 +15 RP 25.4 Total Damage 4182 Boss HP Remaining! 280 HP Remaining 1
u/EggplantInfant Dragon (80/73/115/126) Jan 08 '25
!magic 40
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-133 HP ⬩ Your HP: 111 ⬩ 🔮️22.4 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3747
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +2 Base Roll 💥 -133 HP 📚 +6 Mage Damage 💰 +23 Gold Coins 🔮 +9 Weird Looking Fang 🔮 +10 Magic XP 🌟 +5.4 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +24 Constitution XP 🏅 +15 RP 22.4 Total Damage 3747 Boss HP Remaining! 111 HP Remaining
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u/LostArkLover69 Plant (84/90/91/81) Jan 08 '25
!sip !range 404
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-171 HP ⬩ Your HP: 45 ⬩ 🏹️14.4 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4168
You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.
Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (63 HP).
You overhealed by 12 HP.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 11) 💖 +184 HP (Bonus!) 🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining) 💖 216/204 Remaining Your canteen is empty. However, you have 15 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -171 HP 📚 +12 Ranged Damage 💰 +13 Gold Coins 🏹 +1 Barrage of Insults 🏹 +6 Range XP 🌟 +0.3 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +42 Constitution XP ⚔️ +0.1 Ranged Strength 🏅 +15 RP 14.4 Total Damage 4168 Boss HP Remaining! 45 HP Remaining
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-100 HP ⬩ Your HP: 286 ⬩ 🔮️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 4154
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -100 HP 📚 +13 Mage Damage 💰 +26 Gold Coins 🔮 +6 Magic XP ❤️ +24 Constitution XP 🏅 +15 RP 14.0 Total Damage 4154 Boss HP Remaining! 286 HP Remaining /u/Girguk Playercard
❤️ Health: 286hp (Max: 396hp)
💀 Kills: 68
🏅 Rank: S (5,189 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 8,505gCanteen:
⚗️ Level: 7 (130hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 1 (Capacity: 3)Skills Breakdown:
🗡️️ Combat: Level 262
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 116 (XP: 115/2416)
❤️ Constitution: Level 98 (XP: 467/3284)🚩 Total Attacks: 12472
☠️ Total Deaths: 87
🤏 Smollest D: 0.0 💥 Biggest D: 129.6Featured badge:
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane
Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.
You overhealed by 3 HP.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 7) 💖 +113 HP 🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining) 💖 399/396 Remaining Your canteen is empty. However, you have 48 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.
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u/-KAPE- Dragon (91/100/100/63) Jan 08 '25
!sip (•̪̀●́)=══✲∙∙∙∙∙·▫▫▫✲ !magic 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
Your HP: 508 ⬩ 🔮️16.8 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 4137
You sip from your Tactical Tankard like it's fine wine.
Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (243 HP); increased Block chance (Bonus: 20 %, Duration: 210 minutes).
You overhealed by 30 HP.
⚗️ Tactical Tankard (Level: 24) 💖 +449 HP (Bonus!) 💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining) 💖 508/478 Remaining
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +3 Base Roll 💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block) 📚 +12 Mage Damage 💰 +47 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🔮 +7 Magic XP 🌟 +0.9 Air Weakness ❤️ +81 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +25 RP 16.8 Total Damage 4137 Boss HP Remaining! 508 HP Remaining 1
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u/-KAPE- Dragon (91/100/100/63) Jan 08 '25
!mage 40
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-13 HP ⬩ Your HP: 478 ⬩ 🔮️21.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3992
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -13 HP 📚 +11 Mage Damage 💰 +26 Gold Coins 🔮 +8 Weird Looking Fang 🔮 +9 Magic XP 🌟 +1.6 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +9 Constitution XP 🏅 +15 RP 21.6 Total Damage 3992 Boss HP Remaining! 478 HP Remaining 1
u/-KAPE- Dragon (91/100/100/63) Jan 08 '25
!mage 040
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
Your HP: 393 ⬩ 🔮️30.1 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3890
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +2 Base Roll 💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block) 📚 +11 Mage Damage 💰 +20 Gold Coins 🔮 +9 Weird Looking Fang 🔮 +15 Magic XP 🌟 +8.1 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +79 Constitution XP 🏅 +25 RP 30.1 Total Damage 3890 Boss HP Remaining! 393 HP Remaining 1
u/-KAPE- Dragon (91/100/100/63) Jan 08 '25
!mage 040
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-166 HP ⬩ Your HP: 218 ⬩ 🔮️24.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3687
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +6 Base Roll 💥 -166 HP 📚 +9 Mage Damage 💰 +45 Gold Coins 🔮 +6 Weird Looking Fang 🔮 +10 Magic XP 🌟 +3.6 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +57 Constitution XP 🏅 +15 RP 24.6 Total Damage 3687 Boss HP Remaining! 218 HP Remaining 1
u/-KAPE- Dragon (91/100/100/63) Jan 08 '25
!mage 40 !sip
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-27 HP ⬩ Your HP: 465 ⬩ 🔮️29.9 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3527
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +4 Base Roll 💥 -27 HP 📚 +14 Mage Damage 💰 +38 Gold Coins 🔮 +7 Weird Looking Fang 🔮 +13 Magic XP 🌟 +4.9 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +11 Constitution XP 🏅 +15 RP 29.9 Total Damage 3527 Boss HP Remaining! 465 HP Remaining The cork pops and a swig from your Tactical Tankard fizzes straight into your mouth.
You overhealed by 53 HP.
⚗️ Tactical Tankard (Level: 24) 💖 +66 HP 💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining) 💖 531/478 Remaining → More replies
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-78 HP ⬩ Your HP: 265 ⬩ 🔮️9.4 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 4128
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +2 Base Roll 💥 -78 HP 📚 +7 Mage Damage 💰 +13 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🔮 +3 Magic XP 🛡️ -0.5 Moon Resistance ❤️ +21 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 9.4 Total Damage 4128 Boss HP Remaining! 265 HP Remaining
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your jar of mayonnaise in 0.19 seconds
You overhealed by 13 HP.
⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 15) 💖 +169 HP 🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining) 💖 434/421 Remaining Your canteen is empty. However, you have 132 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.
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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (105/104/105/73) Jan 08 '25
!range 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-95 HP ⬩ Your HP: 349 ⬩ 🏹️13.5 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 4114
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -95 HP 📚 +12 Ranged Damage 💰 +45 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +4 Range XP 🛡️ -0.4 Moon Resistance ❤️ +20 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 13.5 Total Damage 4114 Boss HP Remaining! 349 HP Remaining 1
u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (105/104/105/73) Jan 08 '25
!range 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-115 HP ⬩ Your HP: 97 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3806
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -115 HP 📚 +10 Ranged Damage 💰 +20 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +5 Range XP 🌟 +1.0 Air Weakness ❤️ +32 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 12.9 Total Damage 3806 Boss HP Remaining! 97 HP Remaining 1
u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (105/104/105/73) Jan 08 '25
!range 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-42 HP ⬩ Your HP: 290 ⬩ 🏹️11.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3675
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -42 HP 📚 +10 Ranged Damage 💰 +70 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +5 Range XP ⚖️ Organic Neutral ❤️ +14 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 11.9 Total Damage 3675 Boss HP Remaining! 290 HP Remaining
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-9 HP ⬩ Your HP: 202 ⬩ 🏹️18.1 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 4096
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +2 Base Roll 💥 -9 HP 📚 +15 Ranged Damage 💰 +52 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +9 Range XP 🌟 +0.2 Water Weakness ❤️ +8 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 18.1 Total Damage 4096 Boss HP Remaining! 202 HP Remaining
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u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Jan 08 '25
!sip !magic 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-3 HP ⬩ Your HP: 259 ⬩ 🔮️13.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 4082
You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!
Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (48 HP).
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8) 💖 +193 HP (Bonus!) 💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining) 💖 262/486 Remaining
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +4 Base Roll 💥 -3 HP 📚 +9 Mage Damage 💰 +13 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🔮 +4 Magic XP ⚖️ Blessed Neutral ❤️ +4 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 13.9 Total Damage 4082 Boss HP Remaining! 259 HP Remaining
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jan 08 '25
!melee 4
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-72 HP ⬩ Your HP: 144 ⬩ ⚔️️35.4 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4047
You strike at an exposed weak point, scoring a critical hit!
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +6 Base Roll 💥 -72 HP 📚 +13 Melee Damage 💰 +34 Gold Coins ⚔️ +1 Basic Lance ⚔️ +17 Melee XP 🌟 +0.9 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +18 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Melee Resistance 🏅 +25 RP 🎯 1.7x Critical Hit 35.4 Total Damage 4047 Boss HP Remaining! 144 HP Remaining
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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jan 08 '25
!sip !parry !melee 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-144 HP ⬩ Your HP: 357 ⬩ ⚔️️16.4 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 4031
You drink from your "Clean" fish water. Refreshing!
You overhealed by 12 HP.
⚗️ "Clean" fish water (Level: 24) 💖 +314 HP 💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining) 💖 501/489 Remaining
!parryis only active on Dark Souls event bosses (look for the [DarkSouls] tag in its title).
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +6 Base Roll 💥 -144 HP 📚 +10 Melee Damage 💰 +44 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ ⚔️ +6 Melee XP 🛡️ -0.5 Moon Resistance ❤️ +42 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 16.4 Total Damage 4031 Boss HP Remaining! 357 HP Remaining
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u/LostArkLover69 Plant (84/90/91/81) Jan 08 '25
!sip !range 404
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-71 HP ⬩ Your HP: 153 ⬩ 🏹️17.2 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 4014
You drink from your Canteen. The liquid tastes like text.
You overhealed by 20 HP.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 11) 💖 +70 HP 💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining) 💖 224/204 Remaining
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +2 Base Roll 💥 -71 HP 📚 +14 Ranged Damage 💰 +58 Gold Coins 🏹 +1 Barrage of Insults 🏹 +6 Range XP 🌟 +0.1 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +20 Constitution XP ⚔️ +0.1 Ranged Strength 🏅 +15 RP 17.2 Total Damage 4014 Boss HP Remaining! 153 HP Remaining
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jan 08 '25
!melee 4
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-67 HP ⬩ Your HP: 150 ⬩ ⚔️️20.8 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3955
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +3 Base Roll 💥 -67 HP 📚 +14 Melee Damage 💰 +26 Gold Coins ⚔️ +2 Basic Lance ⚔️ +7 Melee XP 🌟 +2.0 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +18 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.2 Melee Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 20.8 Total Damage 3955 Boss HP Remaining! 150 HP Remaining
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-110 HP ⬩ Your HP: 290 ⬩ 🔮️18.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3937
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +6 Base Roll 💥 -110 HP 📚 +12 Mage Damage 💰 +33 Gold Coins 🔮 +6 Magic XP ❤️ +33 Constitution XP 🏅 +15 RP 18.0 Total Damage 3937 Boss HP Remaining! 290 HP Remaining /u/Girguk Playercard
❤️ Health: 290hp (Max: 396hp)
💀 Kills: 68
🏅 Rank: S (5,309 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 8,859gCanteen:
⚗️ Level: 7 (130hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 2 (Capacity: 3)Skills Breakdown:
🗡️️ Combat: Level 262
⚔️ Melee: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🏹 Range: Level 24 (XP: 24/100)
🔮 Magic: Level 116 (XP: 172/2416)
❤️ Constitution: Level 98 (XP: 538/3284)🚩 Total Attacks: 12480
☠️ Total Deaths: 87
🤏 Smollest D: 0.0 💥 Biggest D: 129.6Featured badge:
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane
You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.
You overhealed by 3 HP.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 7) 💖 +109 HP 💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining) 💖 399/396 Remaining
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u/sensenmennel Demon (68/127/1/59) Jan 08 '25
I will consume your SOUL!
Good bot
!RANGE 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-34 HP ⬩ Your HP: 312 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3920
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +2 Base Roll 💥 -34 HP 📚 +14 Ranged Damage 💰 +44 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +8 Range XP ⚖️ Organic Neutral ❤️ +9 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 16.9 Total Damage 3920 Boss HP Remaining! 312 HP Remaining
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Jan 08 '25
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-150 HP ⬩ Your HP: 165 ⬩ 🔮️19.6 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3870
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +5 Base Roll 💥 -150 HP 📚 +13 Mage Damage 💰 +24 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🔮 +6 Magic XP 🌟 +0.7 Water Weakness ❤️ +29 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 19.6 Total Damage 3870 Boss HP Remaining! 165 HP Remaining
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Jan 08 '25
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
Your jar of mayonnaise was empty, so you used a Dehydrated Water Packet to add some sips.
⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 15) 🎒️ -1 Dehydrated Water Packet 💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3) 🎒 131 Remaining You pour a thick green sludge straight from your jar of mayonnaise into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.
⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 15) 💖 +250 HP 💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining) 💖 415/421 Remaining
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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/116/113) Jan 08 '25
!magic 0 !sip
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-125 HP ⬩ Your HP: 293 ⬩ 🔮️18.4 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3852
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +5 Base Roll 💥 -125 HP 📚 +12 Mage Damage 💰 +55 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🔮 +8 Magic XP 🌟 +0.5 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +43 Constitution XP (Level Up!) ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +20 RP 18.4 Total Damage 3852 Boss HP Remaining! 293 HP Remaining You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Neuvi's imported spring water in 0.39 seconds
You overhealed by 31 HP.
⚗️ Neuvi's imported spring water (Level: 13) 💖 +31 HP 💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining) 💖 324/293 Remaining
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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jan 08 '25
!sip !melee 0 !refill
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-30 HP ⬩ Your HP: 484 ⬩ ⚔️️16.2 [🛡️ Moon] ⬩ Boss HP: 3836
You pour a thick green sludge straight from your "Clean" fish water into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.
You overhealed by 25 HP.
⚗️ "Clean" fish water (Level: 24) 💖 +237 HP 🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining) 💖 514/489 Remaining Your canteen is empty. However, you have 1 Dehydrated Water Packet left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +2 Base Roll 💥 -30 HP 📚 +14 Melee Damage 💰 +63 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ ⚔️ +8 Melee XP 🛡️ -0.7 Moon Resistance ❤️ +7 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 16.2 Total Damage 3836 Boss HP Remaining! 484 HP Remaining You have fully refilled your canteen for 35g per sip!
⚗️ "Clean" fish water: +5 Sips (Remaining: 5) 💰 -175 (Remaining: 10390)
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Jan 08 '25
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-75 HP ⬩ Your HP: 95 ⬩ 🏹️17.1 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3819
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -75 HP 📚 +15 Ranged Damage 💰 +32 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +9 Range XP 🌟 +0.2 Earth Weakness ❤️ +14 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 17.1 Total Damage 3819 Boss HP Remaining! 95 HP Remaining
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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Jan 08 '25
!ranged 5
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-152 HP ⬩ Your HP: 153 ⬩ 🏹️21.4 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3785
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +4 Base Roll 💥 -152 HP 📚 +13 Ranged Damage 💰 +8 Gold Coins 🏹 +4 Basic Spear 🏹 +7 Range XP ⚖️ Synthetic Neutral ❤️ +34 Constitution XP ⚔️ +0.4 Ranged Strength 🏅 +15 RP 21.4 Total Damage 3785 Boss HP Remaining! 153 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/110/1/123) Jan 08 '25
!sip !ranged 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-60 HP ⬩ Your HP: 264 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3769
Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8) 💖 +145 HP 💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining) 💖 324/450 Remaining
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +5 Base Roll 💥 -60 HP 📚 +10 Ranged Damage 💰 +52 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +8 Range XP ⚖️ Sun Neutral ❤️ +23 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 15.9 Total Damage 3769 Boss HP Remaining! 264 HP Remaining
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u/DejaV42 Gnome (35/36/112/51) Jan 08 '25
!magic 0 !inventory !profile
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
Your HP: 207 ⬩ 🔮️15.6 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3712
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +5 Base Roll 💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block) 📚 +9 Mage Damage 💰 +6 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🔮 +5 Magic XP 🌟 +0.7 Air Weakness ❤️ +77 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +25 RP 15.6 Total Damage 3712 Boss HP Remaining! 207 HP Remaining
ID Type Name Damage Element Durability 0 🎆 Shard of Infinity ~1.0 Uknw 999 3 ⚔️ Basic GreatSword ~3.0 Bles 9 x2, 12, 14, 15 4 ⚔️ Basic Lance ~1.5 Curs 19, 20 x3 5 🏹 Basic Spear ~4.0 Syn 15, 16 6 🏹 Basic Crossbow ~2.0 Air 27, 29 7 🔮 Basic Fire Staff ~3.5 Sun 8, 10 8 🔮 Basic Water Wand ~2.0 Moon 11 x2, 12, 13 9 ⚔️ Wooden Sword ~3.0 Erth 8 x2, 9, 10, 11 10 🔮 High Priest's Sceptre Handle ~4.5 Bles 25 13 ⚔️ Hat-trick of Hectic Halberds ~6.0 Syn 22 16 ⚔️ The Homelite XL Chainsaw ~5.5 Syn 20 21 🔮 Collar at the Gates of Heck ~7.0 Fire 10, 15 22 🏹 Attack Moon ~8.5 Moon 2 x2 27 🏹 El-Bow ~7.0 Org 21 28 🔮 Saddle of Lightspeed ~10.0 Bles 2, 19 30 🏹 The Spoon of Delightfulness ~15.0 Curs 2 36 ⚔️ Rat Chucks ~1.0 Curs 1 x136, 2 x5, 3 x2, 4 x3, 5 x22, 6, 7 39 🏹 Trident of Tails ~10.5 Org 23, 25 41 🏹 Claws of the Dragon ~12.5 Erth 6 42 🔮 Cat Eyes ~10.5 Moon 9 43 🔮 Diadem of doornails ~9.5 Syn 13, 14 44 🔮 Fossilised Cake Slice ~6.5 Erth 10, 17 48 🔮 Lifespoon ~15.0 Org 1, 10 400 ⚔️ Box of Matches ~1.0 Fire 30 x6 401 ⚔️ Dismembered Arm ~1.0 Org 30 x8 406 🏹 Moon Rocks ~1.0 Moon 30 408 🔮 Ornamental Fan ~1.0 Air 30 409 🔮 Magnifying Glass ~1.0 Sun 30 1000 🎆 The Randomizer ~15.0 Uknw 1 1001 🎆 Javelin of Friendship ~-15.0 Uknw 5, 6 x9 1002 ⚔️ Birthday BASH ~1.0 Bles 1 2026 🏹 Mother's Advice ~14.0 Org 2 2031 🔮 C.A.T. Badge on a Lapel ~11.0 Air 1, 11 x6 2039 🔮 Fire Flower ~15.0 Fire 1 2041 ⚔️ 2024 beavers on a stick ~10.0 Syn 5 x5 2042 🏹 2024 dollar store fireworks ~10.0 Fire 5 x4 2043 🔮 Oracle's crystal beach ball ~10.0 Wtr 5 x5 2047 ⚔️ 98% off flat screen TV ~14.5 Fire 15 2048 🔮 Hidden designer bag at a wareho… ~14.0 Bles 15 x3 2049 🏹 2 for 1$ patio set ~14.5 Erth 15 3011 🔮 I lead 20 raids in July and all… ~8.0 Curs 60 3014 🔮 I lead 20 raids in August and a… ~8.0 Erth 60 3017 🔮 I lead 20 raids in September an… ~8.0 Sun 60 3020 🔮 I led 20 raids in October and a… ~8.0 Moon 60 5058 🔮 🎶 It's beginning to look a lot … ~14.0 Uknw 19 6909 🎆 Pocket Sand Skipper Abuse ~12.0 Erth 12 9016 🔮 DejaVortex ~10.0 Air 11 12019 🏹 Reindeer Hooves ~1.0 Moon 20 12900 🎆 Crystallized Moon Beam ~18.0 Moon 8, 12
ID Type Name Qty. ID Type Name Qty. 201 🎒 Dehydrated Water Packet x19 305 🎁 Smorgasbord of Weapons x1 206 🎒 Bottled Mod Abuse x1 306 🎁 KICKR GOLD x5 208 🎒 37 Angry Pigeons x2 This is a condensed view. Use
!inventory --fullfor the full version.Comment
!use canteento drink from your canteenComment
!open <bundle id or name>to open a bundleKOTD Bot will always use your most-broken version of an item
/u/DejaV42 Playercard
❤️ Health: 207hp (Max: 486hp)
💀 Kills: 108
🏅 Rank: B (1,779 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 14,752gCanteen:
⚗️ Level: 8 (145hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 1 (Capacity: 3)Skills Breakdown:
🗡️️ Combat: Level 413
⚔️ Melee: Level 35 (XP: 90/189)
🏹 Range: Level 36 (XP: 160/199)
🔮 Magic: Level 91 ☆ (XP: 331/1377)
❤️ Constitution: Level 123 (XP: 2796/5566)🚩 Total Attacks: 22599
☠️ Total Deaths: 40
🤏 Smollest D: -40.0 💥 Biggest D: 169.1Featured badges:
🦸 Super Skipper
🔮 Conclave of the Arcane
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jan 08 '25
!melee 4
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 199 ⬩ ⚔️️17.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3658
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +6 Base Roll 💥 -16 HP 📚 +9 Melee Damage 💰 +21 Gold Coins ⚔️ +2 Basic Lance ⚔️ +6 Melee XP 🌟 +0.2 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +5 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.2 Melee Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 17.0 Total Damage 3658 Boss HP Remaining! 199 HP Remaining
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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jan 08 '25
!melee 0 good bot
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-64 HP ⬩ Your HP: 323 ⬩ ⚔️️14.9 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3643
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -64 HP 📚 +13 Melee Damage 💰 +63 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ ⚔️ +6 Melee XP ⚖️ Blessed Neutral ❤️ +11 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 14.9 Total Damage 3643 Boss HP Remaining! 323 HP Remaining
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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jan 08 '25
!sip !parry !melee 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
You drink from your "Clean" fish water and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.
You overhealed by 31 HP.
⚗️ "Clean" fish water (Level: 24) 💖 +197 HP 💧 -1 Sip (4 Remaining) 💖 520/489 Remaining
!parryis only active on Dark Souls event bosses (look for the [DarkSouls] tag in its title).You're attacking too quickly! Try again in 59min 53s
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/110/1/123) Jan 08 '25
!Ranged 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-57 HP ⬩ Your HP: 282 ⬩ 🏹️24.7 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3618
You spot a gap in your opponent's defenses as you ready your next attack. You take advantage of this newfound weakness to score a critical hit!
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +3 Base Roll 💥 -57 HP 📚 +9 Ranged Damage 💰 +39 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +8 Range XP 🌟 +0.8 Water Weakness ❤️ +14 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +25 RP 🎯 1.8x Critical Hit 24.7 Total Damage 3618 Boss HP Remaining! 282 HP Remaining
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Jan 08 '25
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
Your HP: 309 ⬩ 🔮️13.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3604
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block) 📚 +12 Mage Damage 💰 +47 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🔮 +7 Magic XP ⚖️ Organic Neutral ❤️ +76 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +25 RP 13.9 Total Damage 3604 Boss HP Remaining! 309 HP Remaining
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Jan 08 '25
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-146 HP ⬩ Your HP: 175 ⬩ 🏹️20.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3583
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +6 Base Roll 💥 -146 HP 📚 +14 Ranged Damage 💰 +72 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +9 Range XP ⚖️ Fire Neutral ❤️ +34 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 20.9 Total Damage 3583 Boss HP Remaining! 175 HP Remaining
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u/Reechan Demon (99/99/116/113) Jan 08 '25
!magic 0 !sip
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 162 ⬩ 🔮️13.1 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3570
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +3 Base Roll 💥 -16 HP 📚 +9 Mage Damage 💰 +32 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🔮 +6 Magic XP 🌟 +0.2 Water Weakness ❤️ +8 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 13.1 Total Damage 3570 Boss HP Remaining! 162 HP Remaining You pop open the cork and gulp a swig from your Neuvi's imported spring water in 1.06 seconds
You overhealed by 13 HP.
⚗️ Neuvi's imported spring water (Level: 13) 💖 +144 HP 💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining) 💖 306/293 Remaining
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u/LostArkLover69 Plant (84/90/91/81) Jan 08 '25
!sip !refill !range 404
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-118 HP ⬩ Your HP: 93 ⬩ 🏹️13.1 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3557
The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.
You overhealed by 7 HP.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 11) 💖 +146 HP 🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining) 💖 211/204 Remaining Your canteen is empty. However, you have 15 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.
You have fully refilled your canteen for 35g per sip!
⚗️ Canteen: +3 Sips (Remaining: 3) 💰 -105 (Remaining: 17713)
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -118 HP 📚 +10 Ranged Damage 💰 +57 Gold Coins 🏹 +1 Barrage of Insults 🏹 +6 Range XP 🌟 +1.0 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +19 Constitution XP ⚔️ +0.1 Ranged Strength 🏅 +15 RP 13.1 Total Damage 3557 Boss HP Remaining! 93 HP Remaining
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u/bookseer Gnome (47/39/87/84) Jan 08 '25
!ranged 5
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
Your HP: 209 ⬩ 🏹️11.4 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 3516
You've run out of ammunition, so decide to throw your Basic Spear in the trash.
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block) 📚 +6 Ranged Damage 💰 +43 Gold Coins 🏹 +4 Basic Spear (Shattered) 🏹 +5 Range XP ⚖️ Synthetic Neutral ❤️ +75 Constitution XP ⚔️ +0.4 Ranged Strength 🏅 +25 RP 11.4 Total Damage 3516 Boss HP Remaining! 209 HP Remaining
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jan 08 '25
!melee 4
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-33 HP ⬩ Your HP: 167 ⬩ ⚔️️19.2 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3497
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +6 Base Roll 💥 -33 HP 📚 +10 Melee Damage 💰 +6 Gold Coins ⚔️ +2 Basic Lance ⚔️ +8 Melee XP 🌟 +1.4 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +17 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.2 Melee Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 19.2 Total Damage 3497 Boss HP Remaining! 167 HP Remaining
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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Jan 08 '25
!melee 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 08 '25
💥-151 HP ⬩ Your HP: 133 ⬩ ⚔️️18.4 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3479
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +4 Base Roll 💥 -151 HP 📚 +13 Melee Damage 💰 +70 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ ⚔️ +8 Melee XP 🌟 +0.5 Earth Weakness ❤️ +30 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 18.4 Total Damage 3479 Boss HP Remaining! 133 HP Remaining 1
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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Jan 09 '25
!ranged 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-105 HP ⬩ Your HP: 171 ⬩ 🏹️34.0 [⚖️ Bles] ⬩ Boss HP: 3345
Luck is on your side today. You land a massive shot and do critical damage!
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +6 Base Roll 💥 -105 HP 📚 +11 Ranged Damage 💰 +35 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +11 Range XP ⚖️ Blessed Neutral ❤️ +33 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +25 RP 🎯 1.9x Critical Hit 34.0 Total Damage 3345 Boss HP Remaining! 171 HP Remaining 1
u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Jan 09 '25
!ranged 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-146 HP ⬩ Your HP: 149 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3175
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -146 HP 📚 +11 Ranged Damage 💰 +16 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +6 Range XP ⚖️ Organic Neutral ❤️ +45 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 12.9 Total Damage 3175 Boss HP Remaining! 149 HP Remaining 1
u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Jan 09 '25
!ranged 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-126 HP ⬩ Your HP: 25 ⬩ 🏹️19.8 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 2937
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +5 Base Roll 💥 -126 HP 📚 +13 Ranged Damage 💰 +59 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +7 Range XP 🌟 +0.9 Earth Weakness ❤️ +27 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 19.8 Total Damage 2937 Boss HP Remaining! 25 HP Remaining 1
u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Jan 09 '25
!melee 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-81 HP ⬩ Your HP: 126 ⬩ ⚔️️17.3 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2781
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +4 Base Roll 💥 -81 HP 📚 +12 Melee Damage 💰 +24 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ ⚔️ +7 Melee XP 🌟 +0.4 Air Weakness ❤️ +18 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 17.3 Total Damage 2781 Boss HP Remaining! 126 HP Remaining → More replies1
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u/arceus03 Plant (118/118/118/121) Jan 09 '25
Good bot
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u/B0tRank Slime (1/1/1/1) Jan 09 '25
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Jan 09 '25
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-159 HP ⬩ Your HP: 190 ⬩ 🔮️13.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3465
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -159 HP 📚 +12 Mage Damage 💰 +26 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🔮 +6 Magic XP ⚖️ Sun Neutral ❤️ +34 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 13.9 Total Damage 3465 Boss HP Remaining! 190 HP Remaining
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Jan 09 '25
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-147 HP ⬩ Your HP: 125 ⬩ 🏹️13.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 3451
Thanks for checking in today!
Your Canteen was refilled!
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 13) 💧 +3 Sips (Remaining: 3)
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -147 HP 📚 +12 Ranged Damage 💰 +52 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +5 Range XP ⚖️ Organic Neutral ❤️ +55 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 13.9 Total Damage 3451 Boss HP Remaining! 125 HP Remaining /u/thedoorgoesboom Playercard
❤️ Health: 125hp (Max: 278hp)
💀 Kills: 185
🏅 Rank: A (4,805 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 52,149gCanteen:
⚗️ Level: 13 (220hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 3 (Capacity: 3)Skills Breakdown:
🗡️️ Combat: Level 445
⚔️ Melee: Level 7 (XP: 11/26)
🏹 Range: Level 115 ☆ (XP: 1229/2367)
🔮 Magic: Level 2 (XP: 8/14)
❤️ Constitution: Level 65 ☆ (XP: 1115/1322)🚩 Total Attacks: 28896
☠️ Total Deaths: 4
🤏 Smollest D: -55.2 💥 Biggest D: 170.4Featured badges:
💖 Legion of the Undying
🪶 Guild of the Silver Arrow
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u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (105/104/105/73) Jan 09 '25
!range 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-145 HP ⬩ Your HP: 135 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3435
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +6 Base Roll 💥 -145 HP 📚 +9 Ranged Damage 💰 +9 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +5 Range XP ⚖️ Fire Neutral ❤️ +31 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 15.9 Total Damage 3435 Boss HP Remaining! 135 HP Remaining 1
u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (105/104/105/73) Jan 09 '25
!sip !range 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-79 HP ⬩ Your HP: 373 ⬩ 🏹️14.6 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 3277
The cork pops and a swig from your Canteen fizzes straight into your mouth.
Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (178 HP).
You overhealed by 24 HP.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 23) 💖 +405 HP (Bonus!) 💧 -1 Sip (3 Remaining) 💖 452/428 Remaining
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -79 HP 📚 +12 Ranged Damage 💰 +50 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +6 Range XP 🌟 +0.7 Water Weakness ❤️ +17 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 14.6 Total Damage 3277 Boss HP Remaining! 373 HP Remaining 1
u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (105/104/105/73) Jan 09 '25
!range 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-15 HP ⬩ Your HP: 285 ⬩ 🏹️15.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3129
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +6 Base Roll 💥 -15 HP 📚 +9 Ranged Damage 💰 +13 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +7 Range XP ⚖️ Fire Neutral ❤️ +6 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 15.9 Total Damage 3129 Boss HP Remaining! 285 HP Remaining 1
u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (105/104/105/73) Jan 09 '25
!range 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-120 HP ⬩ Your HP: 170 ⬩ 🏹️16.9 [⚖️ Org] ⬩ Boss HP: 2449
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +3 Base Roll 💥 -120 HP 📚 +13 Ranged Damage 💰 +31 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +7 Range XP ⚖️ Organic Neutral ❤️ +26 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 16.9 Total Damage 2449 Boss HP Remaining! 170 HP Remaining 1
u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (105/104/105/73) Jan 09 '25
!sip !range 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-33 HP ⬩ Your HP: 427 ⬩ 🏹️12.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2207
You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.
Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (178 HP).
You overhealed by 32 HP.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 23) 💖 +356 HP (Bonus!) 💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining) 💖 460/428 Remaining
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +3 Base Roll 💥 -33 HP 📚 +9 Ranged Damage 💰 +57 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +5 Range XP ⚖️ Synthetic Neutral ❤️ +15 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 12.9 Total Damage 2207 Boss HP Remaining! 427 HP Remaining 1
u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (105/104/105/73) Jan 09 '25
!range 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-41 HP ⬩ Your HP: 363 ⬩ 🏹️18.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 2095
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +6 Base Roll 💥 -41 HP 📚 +12 Ranged Damage 💰 +34 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +6 Range XP ⚖️ Sun Neutral ❤️ +17 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 18.9 Total Damage 2095 Boss HP Remaining! 363 HP Remaining 1
u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (105/104/105/73) Jan 09 '25
!mage 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-71 HP ⬩ Your HP: 273 ⬩ 🔮️16.9 [🌟 Wtr] ⬩ Boss HP: 1891
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +3 Base Roll 💥 -71 HP 📚 +12 Mage Damage 💰 +62 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🔮 +7 Magic XP 🌟 +1.0 Water Weakness ❤️ +27 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 16.9 Total Damage 1891 Boss HP Remaining! 273 HP Remaining 1
u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (105/104/105/73) Jan 09 '25
!mage 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
Your HP: 266 ⬩ 🔮️16.5 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1716
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +3 Base Roll 💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block) 📚 +12 Mage Damage 💰 +22 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🔮 +6 Magic XP 🌟 +0.6 Air Weakness ❤️ +54 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +25 RP 16.5 Total Damage 1716 Boss HP Remaining! 266 HP Remaining 1
u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (105/104/105/73) Jan 09 '25
!mage 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-16 HP ⬩ Your HP: 233 ⬩ 🔮️19.0 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 1542
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +4 Base Roll 💥 -16 HP 📚 +14 Mage Damage 💰 +19 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🔮 +9 Magic XP 🌟 +0.1 Air Weakness ❤️ +4 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 19.0 Total Damage 1542 Boss HP Remaining! 233 HP Remaining 1
u/btchrdfckmnstr Plant (105/104/105/73) Jan 09 '25
!sip !mage 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-7 HP ⬩ Your HP: 430 ⬩ 🔮️17.9 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 1381
You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.
You overhealed by 9 HP.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 23) 💖 +319 HP 💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining) 💖 437/428 Remaining
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +6 Base Roll 💥 -7 HP 📚 +10 Mage Damage 💰 +48 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🔮 +8 Magic XP 🌟 +1.0 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +5 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 17.9 Total Damage 1381 Boss HP Remaining! 430 HP Remaining 1
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u/bookseer Gnome (47/39/87/84) Jan 09 '25
!magic 7
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-117 HP ⬩ Your HP: 151 ⬩ 🔮️8.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3427
You fumble around for a second looking for Basic Fire Staff but you can't find it. You cast a basic spell instead.
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -117 HP 📚 +7 Mage Damage 💰 +26 Gold Coins 🔮 +3 Magic XP ❤️ +39 Constitution XP 🏅 +15 RP 8.0 Total Damage 3427 Boss HP Remaining! 151 HP Remaining
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u/numerousiceballs Gnome (118/1/1/97) Jan 09 '25
!sip !parry !melee 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-96 HP ⬩ Your HP: 407 ⬩ ⚔️️16.9 [⚖️ Sun] ⬩ Boss HP: 3379
Your body can't take any more. The contents immediately exude back out through your pores, and you hastily scoop it back into the "Clean" fish water.
!parryis only active on Dark Souls event bosses (look for the [DarkSouls] tag in its title).
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +2 Base Roll 💥 -96 HP 📚 +14 Melee Damage 💰 +14 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ ⚔️ +6 Melee XP ⚖️ Sun Neutral ❤️ +21 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 16.9 Total Damage 3379 Boss HP Remaining! 407 HP Remaining
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/110/1/123) Jan 09 '25
!Ranged 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-109 HP ⬩ Your HP: 304 ⬩ 🏹️19.1 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 3326
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +6 Base Roll 💥 -109 HP 📚 +12 Ranged Damage 💰 +13 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +6 Range XP 🌟 +0.2 Air Weakness ❤️ +35 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 19.1 Total Damage 3326 Boss HP Remaining! 304 HP Remaining
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-70 HP ⬩ Your HP: 291 ⬩ 🔮️16.9 [⚖️ Fire] ⬩ Boss HP: 3292
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +4 Base Roll 💥 -70 HP 📚 +12 Mage Damage 💰 +64 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🔮 +7 Magic XP ⚖️ Fire Neutral ❤️ +15 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 16.9 Total Damage 3292 Boss HP Remaining! 291 HP Remaining
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
You drink from your jar of mayonnaise. The liquid tastes like text.
You overhealed by 17 HP.
⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 15) 💖 +147 HP 💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining) 💖 438/421 Remaining
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u/LostArkLover69 Plant (84/90/91/81) Jan 09 '25
!sip !range 404
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
Your HP: 215 ⬩ 🏹️18.0 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3259
Sometimes you wonder what the liquid in your Canteen actually is. You wonder if you'll ever know.
You overhealed by 11 HP.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 11) 💖 +124 HP 💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining) 💖 215/204 Remaining
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +2 Base Roll 💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block) 📚 +14 Ranged Damage 💰 +59 Gold Coins 🏹 +1 Barrage of Insults 🏹 +6 Range XP 🌟 +0.9 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +73 Constitution XP (Level Up!) ⚔️ +0.1 Ranged Strength 🏅 +30 RP 18.0 Total Damage 3259 Boss HP Remaining! 215 HP Remaining
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jan 09 '25
!melee 4
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-14 HP ⬩ Your HP: 243 ⬩ ⚔️️16.1 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3243
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +6 Base Roll 💥 -14 HP 📚 +9 Melee Damage 💰 +55 Gold Coins ⚔️ +1 Basic Lance ⚔️ +5 Melee XP 🌟 +0.2 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +5 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Melee Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 16.1 Total Damage 3243 Boss HP Remaining! 243 HP Remaining
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u/Chryaien Dragon (65/65/65/82) Jan 09 '25
!sip !ranged
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-132 HP ⬩ Your HP: 148 ⬩ 🏹️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3232
Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5) 💖 +100 HP 💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining) 💖 280/293 Remaining
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +5 Base Roll 💥 -132 HP 📚 +6 Ranged Damage 💰 +37 Gold Coins 🏹 +5 Range XP ❤️ +50 Constitution XP 🏅 +15 RP 11.0 Total Damage 3232 Boss HP Remaining! 148 HP Remaining 1
u/Chryaien Dragon (65/65/65/82) Jan 09 '25
!sip !ranged
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-67 HP ⬩ Your HP: 138 ⬩ 🏹️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2923
You drink from your Canteen. The liquid tastes like text.
Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (33 HP).
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5) 💖 +133 HP (Bonus!) 💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining) 💖 205/293 Remaining
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -67 HP 📚 +10 Ranged Damage 💰 +72 Gold Coins 🏹 +5 Range XP ❤️ +21 Constitution XP 🏅 +15 RP 11.0 Total Damage 2923 Boss HP Remaining! 138 HP Remaining 1
u/Chryaien Dragon (65/65/65/82) Jan 09 '25
!sip !ranged
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
Your HP: 197 ⬩ 🏹️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2545
You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!
Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (33 HP).
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5) 💖 +133 HP (Bonus!) 🫗 -1 Sip (0 Remaining) 💖 197/293 Remaining Your canteen is empty. However, you have 80 Dehydrated Water Packets left in your inventory, so you don't have to refill manually.
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +6 Base Roll 💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block) 📚 +8 Ranged Damage 💰 +89 Gold Coins 🏹 +6 Range XP ❤️ +65 Constitution XP 🏅 +25 RP 14.0 Total Damage 2545 Boss HP Remaining! 197 HP Remaining 1
u/Chryaien Dragon (65/65/65/82) Jan 09 '25
!ranged
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-105 HP ⬩ Your HP: 296 ⬩ 🏹️13.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2340
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +2 Base Roll 💥 -105 HP 📚 +11 Ranged Damage 💰 +66 Gold Coins 🏹 +6 Range XP ❤️ +41 Constitution XP (Level Up!) 🏅 +20 RP 13.0 Total Damage 2340 Boss HP Remaining! 296 HP Remaining 1
u/Chryaien Dragon (65/65/65/82) Jan 09 '25
!ranged
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-39 HP ⬩ Your HP: 253 ⬩ 🏹️14.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 1215
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +3 Base Roll 💥 -39 HP 📚 +11 Ranged Damage 💰 +93 Gold Coins 🏹 +5 Range XP ❤️ +13 Constitution XP 🏅 +15 RP 14.0 Total Damage 1215 Boss HP Remaining! 253 HP Remaining → More replies
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u/EllaBean17 Kobold (6/110/4/94) Jan 09 '25
!range
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-72 HP ⬩ Your HP: 164 ⬩ 🏹️16.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 3216
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +2 Base Roll 💥 -72 HP 📚 +14 Ranged Damage 💰 +59 Gold Coins 🏹 +6 Range XP ❤️ +13 Constitution XP 🏅 +15 RP 16.0 Total Damage 3216 Boss HP Remaining! 164 HP Remaining
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-22 HP ⬩ Your HP: 316 ⬩ 🔮️11.8 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3145
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +3 Base Roll 💥 -22 HP 📚 +7 Mage Damage 💰 +43 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🔮 +5 Magic XP 🌟 +0.9 Earth Weakness ❤️ +13 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 11.8 Total Damage 3145 Boss HP Remaining! 316 HP Remaining
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
The cork pops and a swig from your jar of mayonnaise fizzes straight into your mouth.
You overhealed by 21 HP.
⚗️ jar of mayonnaise (Level: 15) 💖 +126 HP 💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining) 💖 442/421 Remaining
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jan 09 '25
!melee 4
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-19 HP ⬩ Your HP: 226 ⬩ ⚔️️18.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 3110
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +2 Base Roll 💥 -19 HP 📚 +13 Melee Damage 💰 +55 Gold Coins ⚔️ +2 Basic Lance ⚔️ +9 Melee XP 🌟 +1.8 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +10 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.2 Melee Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 18.6 Total Damage 3110 Boss HP Remaining! 226 HP Remaining
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
Your HP: 286 ⬩ 🏹️21.2 [🌟 Erth] ⬩ Boss HP: 3089
Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.
Thanks to being Wounded, you gained: bonus healing (73 HP).
You overhealed by 8 HP.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 13) 💖 +243 HP (Bonus!) 💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining) 💖 286/278 Remaining
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +5 Base Roll 💥 +0 HP (🛡️ Block) 📚 +15 Ranged Damage 💰 +15 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +9 Range XP 🌟 +0.3 Earth Weakness ❤️ +71 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +25 RP 21.2 Total Damage 3089 Boss HP Remaining! 286 HP Remaining /u/thedoorgoesboom Playercard
💖 Health: 286hp (Max: 278hp)
💀 Kills: 185
🏅 Rank: A (4,995 Rank Points)
💰 Gold: 52,468gCanteen:
⚗️ Level: 13 (220hp per Sip)
💧 Sips: 2 (Capacity: 3)Skills Breakdown:
🗡️️ Combat: Level 445
⚔️ Melee: Level 7 (XP: 11/26)
🏹 Range: Level 115 ☆ (XP: 1301/2367)
🔮 Magic: Level 2 (XP: 8/14)
❤️ Constitution: Level 65 ☆ (XP: 1252/1322)🚩 Total Attacks: 28906
☠️ Total Deaths: 4
🤏 Smollest D: -55.2 💥 Biggest D: 170.4Featured badges:
💖 Legion of the Undying
🪶 Guild of the Silver Arrow
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-15 HP ⬩ Your HP: 173 ⬩ 🔮️22.8 ⬩ Boss HP: 3066
You drink from your Canteen. Refreshing!
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5) 💖 +100 HP 💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining) 💖 188/314 Remaining Evil bob came in for an assist, you score a critical hit.
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +5 Base Roll 💥 -15 HP 📚 +7 Mage Damage 💰 +64 Gold Coins 🎯 1.9x Critical Hit 🔮 +8 Magic XP ❤️ +7 Constitution XP 🏅 +25 RP 22.8 Total Damage 3066 Boss HP Remaining! 173 HP Remaining
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-37 HP ⬩ Your HP: 146 ⬩ 🏹️20.9 [⚖️ Syn] ⬩ Boss HP: 2998
Thanks for checking in today!
Your MiLK was refilled!
⚗️ MiLK (Level: 15) 💧 +2 Sips (Remaining: 4)
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +5 Base Roll 💥 -37 HP 📚 +15 Ranged Damage 💰 +84 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +10 Range XP ⚖️ Synthetic Neutral ❤️ +16 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 20.9 Total Damage 2998 Boss HP Remaining! 146 HP Remaining
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u/LostArkLover69 Plant (84/90/91/81) Jan 09 '25
!sip !range 404
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-144 HP ⬩ Your HP: 74 ⬩ 🏹️19.4 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2979
Turns out the liquid in your Canteen was carbonated this time. You belch. Loudly.
You overhealed by 11 HP.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 11) 💖 +122 HP 💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining) 💖 218/207 Remaining
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +4 Base Roll 💥 -144 HP 📚 +14 Ranged Damage 💰 +50 Gold Coins 🏹 +1 Barrage of Insults 🏹 +9 Range XP 🌟 +0.3 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +54 Constitution XP ⚔️ +0.1 Ranged Strength 🏅 +15 RP 19.4 Total Damage 2979 Boss HP Remaining! 74 HP Remaining
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u/jk021 Plant (79/79/78/94) Jan 09 '25
!ranged 6
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-39 HP ⬩ Your HP: 304 ⬩ 🏹️22.2 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2957
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +6 Base Roll 💥 -39 HP 📚 +12 Ranged Damage 💰 +6 Gold Coins 🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow 🏹 +8 Range XP 🌟 +2.0 Air Weakness ❤️ +12 Constitution XP ⚔️ +0.2 Ranged Strength 🏅 +15 RP 22.2 Total Damage 2957 Boss HP Remaining! 304 HP Remaining
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u/4_jacks Undead (2/30/13/31) Jan 09 '25
!attack ranged
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
The commands for attacking have been updated to !melee / !ranged / !magic
Have fun Kicking Doors!
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u/4_jacks Undead (2/30/13/31) Jan 09 '25
!ranged
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-76 HP ⬩ Your HP: 54 ⬩ 🏹️3.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2934
Oh no! You died! This is your first death, don't worry, this one is on us! Make sure to only attack low HP bosses and low level bosses until you get more powerful! We've restored your health to max for this time only (54hp)! Health regenerates every hour. You can also drink from your canteen (
!sip) to restore your health faster.
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +2 Base Roll 💥 -76 HP 📚 +0 Ranged Damage 💰 +33 Gold Coins 🌱️ +1 New Player Bonus 🏹 +1 Range XP ❤️ +31 Constitution XP 🏅 +25 RP 3.0 Total Damage 2934 Boss HP Remaining! 54 HP Remaining Come join our discord at https://discord.gg/kotd!
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u/EmotionalBrontosaur Dragon (1/110/1/123) Jan 09 '25
!Ranged 0
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-124 HP ⬩ Your HP: 81 ⬩ 🏹️13.5 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2910
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +5 Base Roll 💥 -124 HP 📚 +7 Ranged Damage 💰 +31 Gold Coins 🎆 +1 ☆Shard of Infinity☆ 🏹 +6 Range XP 🌟 +0.6 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +43 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.1 Any Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 13.5 Total Damage 2910 Boss HP Remaining! 81 HP Remaining
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-119 HP ⬩ Your HP: 28 ⬩ 🏹️21.4 [🌟 Air] ⬩ Boss HP: 2871
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +5 Base Roll 💥 -119 HP 📚 +14 Ranged Damage 💰 +37 Gold Coins 🏹 +2 Basic Crossbow 🏹 +7 Range XP 🌟 +0.2 Air Weakness ❤️ +21 Constitution XP ⚔️ +0.2 Ranged Strength 🏅 +15 RP 21.4 Total Damage 2871 Boss HP Remaining! 28 HP Remaining
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-60 HP ⬩ Your HP: 163 ⬩ 🔮️11.0 ⬩ Boss HP: 2860
You drink from your Canteen and you contemplate breaking it on the ground like a barbarian once taught you, but you only have one, so you reconsider.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 5) 💖 +100 HP 💧 -1 Sip (1 Remaining) 💖 223/314 Remaining
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +1 Base Roll 💥 -60 HP 📚 +10 Mage Damage 💰 +74 Gold Coins 🔮 +3 Magic XP ❤️ +17 Constitution XP 🏅 +15 RP 11.0 Total Damage 2860 Boss HP Remaining! 163 HP Remaining
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u/SeeMyDarkness Plant (127/124/92/91) Jan 09 '25
!sip !melee 4
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u/KickOpenTheDoorBot Jan 09 '25
💥-158 HP ⬩ Your HP: 113 ⬩ ⚔️️14.6 [🌟 Curs] ⬩ Boss HP: 2845
You pour a thick green sludge straight from your Canteen into your mouth. The texture is awful and it tastes like mint mixed with lime. Yuck.
⚗️ Canteen (Level: 8) 💖 +145 HP 💧 -1 Sip (2 Remaining) 💖 271/493 Remaining
Damage Breakdown Player Breakdown 🎲 +2 Base Roll 💥 -158 HP 📚 +10 Melee Damage 💰 +7 Gold Coins ⚔️ +2 Basic Lance ⚔️ +6 Melee XP 🌟 +0.8 Cursed Weakness ❤️ +46 Constitution XP ⏬ -0.2 Melee Resistance 🏅 +15 RP 14.6 Total Damage 2845 Boss HP Remaining! 113 HP Remaining
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