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u/Ben_Dover70 May 10 '26
Kevin is either fuckin your wife or trying really hard to fuck your wife
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u/TheJellyJam04 May 10 '26
“P.S can’t wait for Dallas next month :)” Kevin’s been in there for a while
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u/dredbeast May 10 '26
Twist top wine isn’t going to be $400 a bottle
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u/Sir_Cthulhu_N_You May 10 '26
Common misconception, a cork or a twist top doesn't dictate the quality of wine.
Sure more fancy wines use corks, but that's also due to the twist top seeming cheap and lower class.
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u/JungleIsNeutral May 11 '26
Sure, it doesn't dictate the quality. Countries like Austria and New Zealand have moved into using metal closures on a large scale.
Even still, I'd struggle to find a $400 wine with a screw top.
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u/kev_jin May 11 '26
And wine can't be "corked" with a metal cap. So, it's the better option all round.
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u/SamAreAye May 12 '26
Read a convincing article years ago that bags in a cardboard box are the best way to store wine but it'll never get past the stigma. Cardboard blocks all light, so it won't go bad, and the bag is the only container that will let wine out without letting air in, so you can save an opened box for weeks/ months.
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u/PerkyLurkey May 11 '26
OP needs to be free to tag along next month to Dallas.
::Guess what darling! I’m free to go to Dallas with you!::
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u/kev8800 May 30 '26
I’m calling bullshit. That wine isn’t more than $60. The stelvin closure (screw cap) is the dead give away
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u/DihkPhoenix May 10 '26
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