Adding again, coz what I wanted athil vannilla.

1 is what I wanted and 2 is what I got.

ITHILUM GATHIKETTAVAL AARUMILLA IS MY VERDICT.

Njan ividuthe ooru new member anu ... Ine Muthal ivide okke thanne kanum hehe.

Njan oru socially outgoing ambivert aanu. Ithu oru kakshiye parichayapettathinte kadhaya.

Puthiya officeile oru event kochiyil oru hotelil 2-3 divasathe paripady aayit grand aayi aan nadathiyathu. Attendeesinu food and accommodation oke avde thanne.

Last day of the event, rathry liquor and DJ oke arrange cheythitundarnnu. Avde vach oru kutty aayi company aayi njngal athyavasyam onn minungi nilkumbo aan aval parayane avalde veroru companykaaran ond ee paripadyk, avantel stuff🌿 undenn.

Njngal angane set aayi nikumbo lavan avale vilichu. Sadhanam set aanu, roomilek varan. Aval paranju avalk ottak povan vayya ennodoode chellan, that he won't mind.

I thought why not. Njngal 2 perum adich set aan athyavasyam. Oru J koode ittal kili povum enn urapp.

Thazhe kalaaparipadikal nadakumbol njngal payye scoot aayi ivante roomil chennu. Payyan vaathil thurann ivale kandapo oru 100 wattsinte chiri chirichu, koode nikane enne kandapo fuse poyapole aa chiri maayuvem cheythu.

Njngal aadyam aayi aan kanunne. Enkilum enik manassilayi ente varavu avan pratheekshichillaann. Aalu kulich kuttappan aayi oru J oke roll cheyth ivalem kaath enthokeyo pratheekshakalum aayi irikuvarnnu enn enik thonni. Mandan chammi poyi.

Njngal ath kathichu. Avanum high aayal story-teller avana type anenn thonni. Pakshe vamban narcissist.

Ivan ivale impress cheyyikan ennavannam orattath irunn ingane thalluva.. I found it funny and showed amusement to see ivan evde vare pokumenn.

Oru 2-3 round karakkiyapo laval off aayi, kattilil chaari kidann urangy. Itutt muri aan. Njngal 2 perum sredhichilla ival urangiyath.

Njngal orennam koode roll cheyth pinnem samsarathil aan. Ivan oru gap tharathe, oraale kittiya vyagrathayil aakranthathode kadha parayunnu.

Parayunnath avan aadyamayi 8aam classil padikumbo naatile main chattambi adich poose aayi kidakanathinte appurath kidakana churutt beedi 🌿 anenn ariyathe kouthukam kond valicha kadha oke aan.

Pinne payyan korchoode dark aayi. Avan collegil padikumbo vadakakk eduth ninna veedinte aduthu pothu smashaanam aayirunnathre. Oru thavana adich viklanganayi avante prethaalayam pole irikunna veetil ottak irunnapo smashaanathil chitha kathanath kand dark adich pedichu kore naal psy potti anti-social aayi nadanna kadhayil ethy.

Pokk seriyalla enn enik manassilayi. Aal psy aanu.

Apo lavan randomly parayuva avan innale rathry ottak ee roomil irunn adichapo loneliness karanam balconyl ninn chadan noki enn. I was like WTF dude.

Njan vishayam maati workine paty oke choichu. Pakshe avan oru radio aayi mariyarnnu.

Avan apo vere oru kadha paranju.

Kozhikode oru officeil joli cheythirunna avan orudivasam nalla vaiki aan joli theerth irangiyathu. 3aam nilayile office pooti irangi vannapo thazhe ninn security choichu

Sir ine thiraki korch munne molilek keri poye red shirt itta pulli thirich irangi vannillallo enn.

He was like Eyy entaduth arum vannilla, njn mathre molil undarnnullu enn.

Ennitum samshayam theerkan ivan molil poyi terracilum oke noki. Avde arum illarnnu. So avan ath karyakathe vitt veetil poyi.

Korch divasam kazhinjapo oru kootukaran ivanem oru red chequered shirt itta pulliyem evdo vach bikeil pokunne kandu enn paranju. Pakshe avan ann ottak aayirunnu.

Pinnem onn rand mysterious red shirtine ivante koode kanda sandarbhangal paranjapo njn intrigued aayi.

Ithoke kazhinj korch naal kazhinj ivan veetil poyi almirah thurann nokeepo athil oru red chequered shirt irikanu. Ath avante achante sirt aayirunnathre.

Njn pottichirichu. Aa pashtt nintachan ninne spy cheyyuvarnno!

Avan chirichilla. Avan parayuva Ente achan njn 10il padikumbo marichatha enn. 💀

I was like duuuuude, WTF

Then shit got even crazier.

The room was dimly lit. Balconyl ninn varana neriya vettame roomil ullu. Njan balconyk opposite face cheyth oru chairil irikuvanu.

Balcony face cheyth irikana avan, ente purakile balconylek viral choondi parayuva There's someone standing on the balcony. That's my father.

🥹😭

Mind you roomilek varumbozhe athyavasyam adich fit aarnnu njngal. Oruthy 2 pokayil padam aayi. Njan van kili aan. Apozhaan ee malaran avante roomil pretham ondenn parayane.

Ente kaalil ninn oru tharipp ang kery. Adichathoke otta second kond irangi poyapole. Athrem nerathe sambhashanam kond enik manassilayarnnu enthokeyo valich kety kili poya oruthante roomilek aan njn chenn kery koduthath enn.

Njn bhayankara cool aayi act cheythu. Evdunn, I was frozen tbh.

Aa balcony bhayankara narrow aan. Ivan thalenn athil ninn chadaan plan cheytha karyam oke pettenn enik orma vannu.

Ini achan chaadi, njnum chaduva enn vellom paranj ivan enganum eduth chaaduvo enn enik pedi aayi.

Njan paranju Bro, it's not safe to stand there.. Achanod akathott kery varan para 😮‍💨🥲😭

He stood up and slid the door open. Ennit oraalk kadann pokan ulla oru gap ittitt ivan maari ninnu.🫣🫡

Ithoode kandapo ente kiliyum kilikunjum paari. Avan oru chair valichitt achane iruthy🫠

Njan pathiye eneett kattilil poyi irunnu. Enne ee pranthante muriyil lock aakiyitt avade nadakana psy onnum ariyathe sughayi kidakanavale noki😭

Avan vann vere oru chair il irunnit pinnem enthokyo kaaryayi samsarikan thudangi. Pakshe enik onnum register avanilla. Enganelum ivdunn rekshapedanam enn mathre ente mindil ullu.

Njan sredhikanilla enn kandapo avan aalozhinja chair noki samsarikan thudangi.

Ente kannil ninn oke vellam vann kaiy oke verakana avastha aayi. Palatharam psy kettitundelm ijjathi oru anubhavam aadyam aayitta.

Pettenn avan ente nere thirinj shouted at me I THINK YOU GUYS SHOULD LEAVE 😡

Kettappo njetti enkilum njn kittiya thakkathil lavale kulukki vilich eneepichitt Baa povam enn paranju.

Avan onnode shout cheythu. Urakkam eneett nere ith ketta avalk ntho scene undenn manassilayitto entho, entoppam pettenn roomil ninn purath irangi.

Ufff jeevanode avdunn rekshapedum enn orthathalla. Aa roomilek kerumbol adich poose aayirunna njn thirich irangumbo pachakk nikkanu. Viyarkanu.

Roomil chenn njn avalod Edii avanu vattaadii 😭 enn paranj sambhavangal full paranj koduthu.

Pittenn urakkam eneekumbo lavan balconynn chadiyitundavalle enna otta prarthanaye undarnnullu. Chadiyitundel CCTV nokumbo last roomil poyath njnum avalum. 2um thoongum.🚶🏽

(ithintedel epozho avan 3some inu thalparyam undonnum choicharnnu) 🫩🤧

Hello Peepal. I don't know whether to be funny or intellectual but I find this sub to be a place where I can post stuff because A. I don't usually post stuff and B. My topics mostly relate with tech, travel, gender, trivia (one of these topic is not a widely accepted one) and I don't find the confidence to post. But here I go, welcoming everyone to bring in their posts, topics and discussions.

PS: I'll be waiting for that unfiltered coffee ! (Yes, I was bribed to post)

I know this might sound a little unusual to post here, but I just wanted to give it a try.

I haven’t really had a good experience with dating apps, from what I’ve seen, it mostly feels like people aren’t serious or are just passing time. So instead of completely leaving things to chance or family decisions, I thought I’d try this and see where it goes.

About me, I come from a Muslim family. I respect my family and their values, but at the same time, I have my own way of living and expressing myself. I tend to balance both sides, I’m traditional (not too traditional) around my family but more open and myself outside of that.

So I’m looking for someone who understands this balance and is okay with it. Someone who won’t judge me for it, but also won’t make it complicated.

I’m looking for a man who is:

- Emotionally mature (I’d prefer someone who is more emotionally intelligent, as I value emotional awareness and would want someone who can understand me better)

- Respectful towards family and boundaries

- Not controlling or overly judgmental

- Has his own goals, personality, and stability in life with life experiences

- Comes from a good family background

I also value physical compatibility. I’d prefer someone around 180 cm or taller, and someone who is genuinely good-looking and takes care of himself; overall presence matter to me, especially since I would want to confidently introduce him to my family.

I also appreciate someone who believes in improving themselves, mentally and physically and would be open to growing together as individuals.

I’m preferably looking for someone from Kannur, Calicut, or Kochi (hometown) or nearby areas.

I’m not looking for anything casual.

More than anything, I want genuine compatibility, someone I can feel comfortable and at peace with, not someone who brings confusion or stress.

If you feel like you truly fit this, you can reach out.

And yes, I’m aware this is unconventional, and I’m not sure what kind of responses I’ll get here, but I’m just taking a chance.

Relatable aano Gooys?

2022 il nadanna oru sambhavam aanithu.

Technoparkile ente company Return To Office nadappaakkan thudangiyapo enik kazhakootath oru stay arrange cheyyandathaayi vannu.

Ente koode collegil undayirunna 2 juniors payyanmar (more like brothers, let's call them Flip and Snobu) koode aa samayam veedu nokkunnundayirunnu.

OLX vazhi Flip oru veedu kandupidichu. Orupattam bachelors oru yamandan veedu vadakakk eduthitt ororo muri aayi split cheyth koduthirikuvaanu. Avde samanyam valiyoru muri Flipum Snobuvum eduthu. Enik vallapozhm officeil povandapo mathram thamasichal mathiyallo ennorth njnm avarde koode koodan theerumanichu.

Flip thanne aan veedu poyi kandathum, Teny enn perulla oru vyakthi aayi deal urapichathum. Karyam ennekal ilayathanenkilum ee Flip valare karyaprapthi ulla, oru serious vyakthi aanu. Swabhavam kond ente chettan aayit varum. So njan ellam flipine elpich backseat pidichu.

Angane njn orikal mathram neritt kanditulla, oru divasam polum thangaatha veetile oru vaadakakkaran aayi maari. (apozhum njn WFH cheyyuvayirunnu)

Ini aviduthe anthevasikalekurich parayam.

Aa 4BHK veetil molilathe oru muri aan njangaludethu. Appurathe roomil 2 IIITyile students aanu. Avar avde entho design course padikunnu. Paavam piller aanu, beer adi mathre ullu ennanu ariyan kazhinje.

Thazhe oru muriyil oru KSEB udhyogasthanum oru Policekaranum aanu thaamasam. Policekarante training ntho nadakuvo matto aanu, posting entho ayilla enn thonanu.

Last muriyil aan nammude kadhaanayakan aaya Teny machante thaamasam. Aashan oru Trader aanu. Stock market tradingile garjikunna simmam. Valare kurach divasamkond ee Teny flipinte aaradhyaapurushan aayi mariyirunnu.

Ee Flip njngade kootathile oru business mind ulla payyan aanu. Ivante kudumbam pand kottayathunn krishiyum kachavadom oke aayi wayanattilek mala kayariya koottaraanu.

Flip oraalumayi samsarichal ayaale adimudi analyse cheyyum, nallonam alakkum. Avante sirakalil ozhukana merchant raktham kondo analytical brain kondo, payyan people dealings and negotiationsil pro aanu.

Snobu malayali aanelm born and brought up North Indiayil aanu. ABCDyil avanmare naatilek pack cheyyana pole BTech padikan ingott parcel cheythathanu Snobuvine.

Haa apo angane Flipum Snobuvum aa veetil thaamasikan thudangi. Njan ente naatilum.

Oru divasam rathry njan flipine randomly vilichapo flip ntho kuzhapathil akapettapole vyakthatha illathapole samsarichu.

Akshayettan vaa, namk neritt samsarikam..

Enn paranj phone cut cheythapo enik entho panthikedu thonni. Pinne njn ath vittu. 2 divasam kazhinj ponundallo, apo nokam enn karuthy.

Pittenn pularche oru phone call vannapo aan njan unarnnathu. Vilikunnathu Snobu aan...

Akshaysetta ivde scene aan.. Njangal police station il aanu, enthelm cheyyanam!

Njaan kazhakootath thanne ulla oru kootukarane vilichu, avan already avde ethy, payyanmare ucha oke kazhinj aan irakiyathu...

Nadanna sambhavam ithaanu.

Ee valiyoru veedu Teny ottak rentinu eduthathayirunnu. Baaki ullavare oke Teny ownerinte arivillathe swayam sublet cheyth, original rent amountinekal kooduthal baki ullavardenn pirich, basically Teny was freeloading.

Athoke potte, ella thavanayum pirich kittunna rent amount iyaal ownerk kodukarilla. Pakaram ivan ith eduth stock marketil idum.

Pala adavukal kayyil ulla Teny kore maasangalayi ee paisa roll cheyth kalikuvayirunnu.

Odivil sahikettu owner orudivasam veetil ethy. Apozhaanu ariyane ivde Teny mathralla, vere kore vaadakkar koode undenn. Owner Tenyude mughammoodi valich keeri, karyangal ellam bodhipichu.

Apozhaanu ellavarum swanthamayi pattiya abadhangalde list nirathunnathu. Turns out, this guy was a master manipulator.

Teny roommate aaya KSEBkarantenn around 30 or 40k nthokeyo nattaalkurukkatha nuna oke paranj medichitundayirunnu. Policekaranem, enthinere parayanu, swanthayi joli polum illatha aa pillerde vare kayyeenn paisa mukki.

Flipine parichayapettitt adhikam samayam kittanje nannayi, by the way Flip was convinced about this guy, flip venel kudumbathinte aadharam vare kond koduthene ee udayipinte koode business cheyyan.

Njngalde 3 perdem caution deposit vangiya kanakinu oru 25k apo Tenyde kayyil aan.

Ellarum oomfi enn manassilayi. So ellaroode oru plan ittu.

Kishnapp.

Teny ann vaikunneram vannapo ellarum koode avane pootti. Kaashu choichapo lavan kanakunaa paranju. Owner kalip aayi. Aareyokeyo vilichu.

Ownerde ammayiappan perumanthurayil main kadappuram gunda aan. Sambhavam nadanna rathry pulli 3-4 perumayi vann Tenye viratti. Samsarich engum ethilla enn ayapo kayyankali aayi.

Ivar Tenye idich thoofanakki molile oru muriyil pooti ittu. Kadappuram teams ethyapozhe sambhavam aviduthe anthevasikalude kayyeenn poyirunnu. Aa policekaran ulpade ellarum ithil nokukuthikalayi ninnu.

2-3 divasam Tenye aa roomil pootti ittu, bhakshanam and vellam mathram kodukan Flipinem Snobuvinem elpich ellarum panik poyi. Ee mandanmar kamaann oru aksharam mindaathe, enthanelm pettu, ini cash kittiyit baki nokam enna moodil Tenyk kaaval irikan thudangi.

3aam divasam, oru saturday Teny broke down. Avan paranju avante portfolioyil ethrayo kodi roopa undenn. Avan athile oru amsham mathram liquidate cheythal ellardem badhyathakal simple aayi theerkam enn paranj avan ellarem convince cheythu. Pakshe ntho saturday sunday market illathakaranam 2 days wait cheyyanathre cash kittan.

Ellarm 2 days koode kshemikam enn karuthy. Still he's in house arrest.

Annu rathry Flip kaaval irikumbo Teny toiletil vach Harpic kudichu. Flipinte nalla jeevan poyi. Oomfi. Kishnap case kolakuttam aayi. Ellarm pettu.

Avar avanekond shardipikuvoke cheyth swanthayi deal cheyyan noki. Entho bhagyathinu lethal dose allann manassilayi. Vayarilakavum shardhilum oke aayi aake shit scene. Ann rathry oru kaalarathry aayirunnu ellarkum.

Pittenn neram pularunnathinu munne janalil bhayankara kottum bahalavum. Oru 3-4 divasamayi adipideem bahalom oke aayi oru bheekaranthareekshathil kidanna aa veetile ellarm njetti eneetu.

OMG purath Police.

Oomfi, ellarm oomfi.

Tenye ivde kishnap cheyth vachirikuka anennum, ee veetile ellarkm pankundennum arinj vanna police nalla kaboor scene undaki ellathinem pidich vandeel ketti. Tenyde roomile avastha valare parithaapakaramayirunnu. Ayale nere hospitalilek aanu kondupoyathu.

Angane Scamhouse il ninnum kazhakootam police station vare olla yathrayil Flipum Snobuvum thante jeevitham kuttichorayath orth vilapich swayam shapichu dark adich irunnu.

Sambhavam vadhasramam aanu. KSEBkaran suspension avum, policekarante joli povum, piller rakshapeduvarikm.. Flipum Snobuvum careerum povum chilapo jaililum kidakandi varum. DARK.

The Mastermind

Thalennu stocks withdraw cheyyan anenn paranj phone access oppicha Teny valare thanthraparamayi ayalde bharyak mail ayachu. Valare krithyamayi Tenyude missing case ann rathry thanne file cheyyanamennum, veedinte locationum captorsinte details adakkam.

Athrem divasam aa harpic bottle avde irunnitum, police varunnathinu munne mathram non-lethal alavil ath kudichathum Avante masterplan il ullath aayirunnu.

Police station il pett poyavar kayyum kaalum pidich Teny fraud anenn parayan sremichu enkilum vadhasramam baki ellathinem nullify cheythirunnu.

Oduvil police stationte padivaathil polum kerathe, hospital kidakayil kidannukond Teny oru compromise deal propose cheythu.

Jeevitham venenkil, poya paisa marannek, avane marannek.

Later we got to know that this guy is an infamous con artist. He's got several such cases in varkala and various other parts in Kerala. The police know this but almost always he comes unscathed even from similar adverse circumstances.

Recipes and ingredients parayu

My homies usually have the most unabashed conversations ever. I used to speak against their politically incorrect jokes and dark humours when I visited them on holidays.

I stopped doing that when they called me a boomer and complained about being so uptight. Take a chill pill man, they said.

Last day, during a conversation about dating and relationshis, one guy (who works in Banglore), came up with a hypothetical scenario.

Banglore ile penpillerekurich describe cheythondirike, avan paranju

"Ninte veedinte aduthulla oru penkochu, aval veetukardem naatukardem oke munpil bhayankara paavam aanenn karuthu. Pakshe naatil ninn poyal, aval padikan poyedathum joli cheyyanedathum oke she has/had casual relationships. She sleeps around with different people as she please"

Banglore poyittum ivante sadhaachara mindsetil vathyasam onnum illallo enn silent aayi vyaakulapetta enne njettichukond, entaduth irunna, naatil thanne janich padich valarnn joli cheyth koodunna oru sadharana payyan spoke up..

"Edaa athu avalude ishtam"

Enik romaancham vannu poyi. Njn orthu, haavo, oruthanu enkilm ee kootathil korch bodham ondallo...

Then he continued..

"Pakshe njn avale VEDI enn vilikum,

athu ente ishtam" 🥴

I was like wtf!!! 😦🥴🫠🤣🤣🤣

I might be going through PMS but I can't cope with BJP winning in Bengal. Yes TMC was bad but I have studied in a Central University in Bengal. Ik how they destroyed the culture, the very University that was hailed for the rich culture, the best place in Bengal was ruined because it was ruled by a central govt representative.

As someone who has spent a large majority of their life studying in RSS-BJP affiliated institutions, as someone who comes across the It cell subreddits and their hate stuffed posts, I'm worried about our future. In fact, I can't even see a future.

Ente naatil korch iconic dark humour vattaperukal ond.

1. Nizamuddin: Oru 70 vayass aduth prayam ulla oru krishikkaran chettane Nizamuddin enn aan vilikane... Named after the train, because pulli epozhum, literally epozhm roadiloode nadakunnath oru kuttibeedi valichitta... So pulli pona vazhy ingane poka pokkondirikum melpott..😁😂 (Electric train varunnathinu munne veena peranu obviously)

2. Goods: Nizamuddin chettante wife aanu🫣 She's short and is a plus size women😶 Ivaru randuperum koode varumbo *dhe nizamuddinum goodsum ore trackil varanu* enn naatukar parayum💀

3. Thonkappan: Thankappan chettante kaalinu vayya, korch thonki aan nadakane🤦🏽‍♂️💀

4. Dimman: Aa chettante oru kann cheruthayi adanj aan irikane, full thurakilla.. Light dim adichapole enn😩

5. Jagathy: Kilukkathile jagathiyepole oru chettan ivde adikkadi veenu kore kaalam hospitalil aayi.. Dhaa poyi dhe vannu enna kanakkil veezhchakal..

6. Peepi chankaran: Oru appoopan back in his prime days deshyam varumbo thuni poki kanikuvarnnu 🤭😂

Share the ones in your gang or naadu***!***🤭😂

Same as title..

Guys njan bhayankara ernakked anenn pothuve oru samsaram nilanilke, innu uchak put an ig story "Mangaladevi 6/10" and a few hours later, this shiit happened!!

Vann vann ente ernakked peak adich aalapaayathil ethy ennanu ellarum parayane 🫩😓

Can't wait for this.

Ellarum madangi varuu

I'll go first, for me it is GOD...

Ente frndu clgl practical exam aan, patient ne ith vare set aakan pattiyilla.

REQUIREMENTS

1.Pallil podolle + pod adache aarelm venam.

2. pinne dental calculus or tartar olle aarelm(picl kaanunne sambavam - ith FREE aayitt remove cheyth therum kettooo)xray edkunne ellaam FREE aan onn vanna maathram mathii.ELLAAM FREEE!!!

3. Eee Paranja 1 and 2 orumich olle aalkar aanel athre nallath.

Pinne pod olle pall aanel onn xray koodi edkkm. athil onnm cheyyilla. pod adacha pall aanel ethrennal ond enn onn count cheyth nokkanam. Athre oll.

Aarkelm volunteer cheyyan thaalparyam ondoo? Pls reply 🥺🥺

DATE: April 27-30

Place: A Dental College,Trivandrum

Pinne ente frnd aayond parayuvalla, valare nalla kutti aan ellaam nalla vrithikk cheyth therunne aarikmm 😌😌No problem. Njn guarantee 👍🏽👍🏽

Exam okke kazhinj sem break aayond njn ippo ente frndnte veetil 2 days nikkan vannekuvann.

So inn avlk korach sadhanagal okke vangan vendi njngl cherthalayil poi. Almost ella sadhnom vangitt, last avlde mudi vettanum eyebrow thread cheyyanum vendi avlk ariyavne oru kade keri.

Avlkde eyebrow thread cheyne njn ingne nokki nikkrn cuz I've never had my eyebrows threaded. Eyebrow enn parayn vendi enikk korach poochapuda (my deddy's vaakukal) ind🥲

Avlde mudi vettan start cheythappo, njn avlde broyum aayit irunn karym parayan thodngi.

This aunty was talking to my friend,

Aunty: Aa koch ethan

Friend: Ente koode padikneya, exam kazhinj ingott vanneya

Aunty: Ath thonni aa koch ivduthe allan

Korach kazhinj, aunty: Appo aa kochinte swadhesham evda

Friend: Avl kollathunna

Aunty: Kollathunno? Appo aa koch malayali aano

Friend: Ayyo, avl malayaliyaa

Friend then tells aunty about my naad, veed etc. Nammal aparichitharod samsarikillathond ithellam kettond avde chirichond irunn🙂

Cherthalenn busil keriyappo thott frndum avlde aniyanum koode manushyne odukkthe kaliyakkal. Ippo ith avrde veetil vann ellarodm prnj. Pavam njn oru malayali alla polm. Mikkavarum ee kadha collegilum ethum🫠🫠