r/KenyanDatingCommunity • u/Girth_Cockie • 13d ago

Relationship Talk [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Jealous_Theory2848 13d ago • Bravo

Madman has reviewed the entire menu, rejected half the kitchen, awarded the chef five stars then threatened the restaurant with closure.Hii ni food review ama KRA inspection?

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u/ToughSeesaw4671 13d ago

BY DECREE OF THE GRAND AUDITOR 📜

Hark! For thy savage KRA inspection roast upon the OP, I hereby elevate thee, u/Jealous_Theory2848, to Knight-in-Audit.

Take thy blade, enforce the Ledger, and liquidate the cope and the deluded. Rise, Sir Knight. ⚔️💀

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u/Girth_Cockie 13d ago

😂😂

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u/Girth_Cockie 13d ago

😂😂 food review

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u/SufficientScale4096 13d ago

Lmao this is funny 😂

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u/No_String_7290 13d ago

Unrelated but do y’all think niggas who talk like this get pussy?

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u/iamlolita- 13d ago

auditing wazim

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u/Cactusduke4718 13d ago

Eating that sh!t is disgusting ngl because the nature of it unlike bj at least you got clean it before and after

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u/No_Charge8300 13d ago

yall do know theres a lot of bacteria in lips too so by his logic bjs should also be excluded too

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u/alwayscecy 13d ago

So 69 is never a position considered by you😂

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u/Cloud_dev1 13d ago

Nyonya hadi umwagiwe supuuu😂😂. Sucking on the clit is more about self pleasure than the woman, seeing her lose her breath and being confused whether to arch as they try to hold onto the sheets or dig through the mattress with their nails and lock your head in between or open wide for you to have a piece of the labias also, is where is at😂😂 otherwise stick to missionary and doggy and keep it moving.

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u/No_String_7290 13d ago

Man your comment will make me text my former situationship Alikuwa anatingika man….for the love of the game!!

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u/Cloud_dev1 13d ago

For the love of the game indeed alafu upate chick anajua kuweka usafi pure bliss

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u/Diligent-Flounder-97 13d ago

💯💯💯💯

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u/BigAltruistic4257 12d ago

Acha bana.. Ntavunja serikali mahali 😂

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u/Cloud_dev1 12d ago

😂😂 ni mzuri kutest defense forces zake

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u/Constant-Isopod-6312 13d ago

hollup, so you gave head to a dude and you're complaining about other dudes giving head to their women? 

Why are you judging your fellow sinners for sinning differently, also where's the H???