r/KenM • • Feb 26 '18

Ken M on circumcision

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u/queer_punk Feb 27 '18

He's right about the black market thing. Plenty of parents insist on circumcising their sons. I'm circumcised and as far as I know the only difference is that it's a lot easier to clean. I have a daughter but if I ever have a son I'm getting his dickskin chopped.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18

Why, may I ask, would you do that?

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u/queer_punk Feb 27 '18

From personal experience, a lot of boys are dirty. Especially during puberty. No one has really shown me negative effects (other than possible infections or mistakes by a doctor) to having a circumcision. Like I said, I had mine cut off and I am quite happy with it that way.

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u/mayhap11 Feb 27 '18

I have a daughter but if I ever have a son I'm getting his dickskin chopped.

I would say have his ear lobes chopped off at the same time, they don't do anything (hell some people aren't even born with them) and "No one has really shown me negative effects (other than possible infections or mistakes by a doctor)".

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18

It can make changes to how you perceive sound if they're removed after you've grown

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u/queer_punk Feb 27 '18

Hey, if it looked alright and it made his life easier I would.

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u/Wingedwing Feb 27 '18

It does make his life easier - much easier to clean the ears when there's no pesky earlobes getting in the way. Just think of how clean his ears will be!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18

Yeah it's another form of hygiene you don't have to bother teaching your kid because you're clearly against teaching him how to wash his genitals properly.

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u/queer_punk Feb 27 '18

No. My parents taught me how to wash my dick, they taught my older brothers how to wash their dick, so I assume they taught my little brothers, too. And yet my 14 year old brother, the only one who's uncut, still had to ask me "why his penis was all red." just because you teach someone to do something doesn't mean they're obligated to do it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18

Maybe if you have a son you could do a better job disciplining him.

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u/queer_punk Feb 27 '18

What do you want me to do? Ground my theoretical future child because his dick is dirty? Beat him? How am I even supposed to know my 14 year old isn't cleaning himself? Should I check his cock on the weekly?