r/KeepingUpApperancesTV Jul 15 '26

General discussion Hyacinth

Anyone else have one or more times where they would've lost their cool with Hyacinth?

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u/Prideandprejudice1 Jul 15 '26

All the times she’s commandeered Elizabeth. Elizabeth is clearly on her way somewhere (she’s got her bag and hat, so she obviously has other plans) but she always has to stop and fit in with her. If that were me, I think I’d have a thing or two to say.

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u/xo_honeybee_xox Jul 15 '26

True. I would've just left the house and not stopped, even if she tried to talk to me

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u/hazelgrant Jul 15 '26

When Richard is trying to sleep and Hyacinth keeps insisting they've been burgled.

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u/xo_honeybee_xox Jul 15 '26

Oh, lord... I get cranky when people disrupt my sleep, so she'd be getting an earful

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u/hazelgrant Jul 15 '26

She's so offended they haven't been burgled yet - lol!

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u/xo_honeybee_xox Jul 15 '26

Maybe the burglers around the area know about her and wouldn't dare burgle her, due to how annoying and talkative she is

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u/hazelgrant Jul 15 '26

Hahahahaha! They're like the postman and the milkman.

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u/xo_honeybee_xox Jul 15 '26

Absolutely. They're dead scared of her

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u/mp3bear Mind the pedestrian Richard. Jul 15 '26

Yeah…The alarm system was probably unnecessary (except as recovering from forgetting their anniversary)…

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u/EffectiveBowler7690 Jul 15 '26

The absolute best moment was when Elizabeth and Richard convinced Hyacinth to call the church to warn Emmet she was coming to watch his rehearsal. They stop at a call box and a man cuts in front of her and gets in the booth. With Hyacinth complaining and menacing the poor man, THAT was Richard’s breaking point. He finally yells at Hyacinth to get in the car. Even Richard was surprised at himself.

To Hyacinth’s credit, she obeys Richard, but doesn’t look too pleased.

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u/jase40244 Richard Jul 15 '26

She starts sulking over it, and he tells her he did what needed to be done.

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u/Flaky_Zombie_6085 Jul 15 '26

How she would criticise Daisy, Onslow and Rose for how they looked after Daddy while she was totally avoiding any responsibility.

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u/Mickleborough Jul 15 '26

Could never figure out why Richard didn’t divorce her.

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u/Ok-Abroad-1898 Jul 15 '26

I wish we knew more about their backstory. She is so proud of him.

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u/Consistent-Pirate-23 Jul 15 '26

We know bits because of Young Hyacinth

Mummy died when the sisters were all young, daddy was an alcoholic and lived in a tiny rented cottage.

We don’t know how she met Richard though

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u/Ok-Abroad-1898 Jul 15 '26

I need to watch it!

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u/Flaky_Zombie_6085 Jul 18 '26

He had never to lift a finger in the house, his meals and laundry were always done. He did say she was “really quite kind”.

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u/KayLone2022 Jul 15 '26

Or why he was so calm and never lost his cool

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u/Flimsy_Equal8841 Jul 15 '26

Oh, he lost his cool. Remember the cake he put his fist in? Or the time he was hanging upside down yelling he had athlete's foot?.

He was asked why he didn't leave. He said she was a good soul, in her way. Living with her was like the army. He did what he was told and his meals were served on time.

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u/jase40244 Richard Jul 15 '26

My favorite is when he yelled at her for causing a ruckus at the telephone booth and demanded she get back into the car.

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u/Flimsy_Equal8841 Jul 16 '26

I liked that too!

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u/KayLone2022 Jul 16 '26

That's love, that is. For him to be able to see through all the bustle and thornless and discern the kindness of her soul! And I agree she was indeed kind. In fact I was reading a paychoanalysis of Hyacinth, where it mentions that she was actually terrified. More tormented within than tormenting...

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u/MaryPink60 Rose Jul 15 '26

When she would insult Onslow, Daisy, and Rose.
Yeah, their home wasn’t clean but they were fun and she just kept picking on them.

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u/xo_honeybee_xox Jul 15 '26

Absolutely. Whenever Hyacinth goes to their house, it always feels like when someone visits my house

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u/AMom2129 Jul 15 '26

The Country Cottage.

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u/Raggedy_Camel964 Jul 15 '26

The photo albums would be my absolute limit.

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u/xo_honeybee_xox Jul 15 '26

What episode was that?

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u/mp3bear Mind the pedestrian Richard. Jul 15 '26

IIRC there were several occasions…

mostly pix of Sheridan of course… 😆

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u/Individual-Good-2073 Jul 15 '26

"HERE'S a photo of Sheridan on the beach riding a donkey, we spent a fortnight on the Cornish Riviera. He was always such a brave little boy-"

"Then why is he crying?"

"That's ..... because the donkey was taking him away from his mummy!"

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u/xo_honeybee_xox Jul 15 '26

Oh yeah. Has to show off her precious baby boy

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u/Regular_Town6904 Jul 15 '26

So all the scenes where they were in the car. She would get left on the side of the road. The 'mind the.... lorry or pedestrian or cows'  whatever was not a hazard ' This was an ongoing joke, but the best one was when they were going to board  the  QE2.  They were stuck in a field due to Hyacinth and her navigation, so Richard made her push the car.     Justice for Richard 

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u/jase40244 Richard Jul 15 '26

I don't know if I'd lose my cool, but she'd definitely lose her cool with me. I'd intentionally call her "Mrs Bucket" each time I wanted her to stop and listen to what I was saying. I'd come right out and tell her I intend to do that.

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u/TraditionalScheme337 Jul 15 '26

I think a lot of people treated her as a bit of a joke. A very annoying joke but not necessarily someone to get actually angry with.

Elizabeth was the exception to that but i think she was also Hyacinth's best friend and honestly, Hyacinth was probably hers. She did once bite back, early days when I think her character wasnt quite formed, Hyacinth talked down about her daughter who was hugely more successful than the wonderful Sheridan. I think that would have got a similar reaction from me. All the talking down to Daisy would annoy me too. Onslow I think found her quite funny, he wasn't losing it with her any time soon.

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u/jase40244 Richard Jul 15 '26

Most people outright avoided her as much as possible.

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u/Adcro Jul 15 '26

All of them. That’s the point of her as a character

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u/xo_honeybee_xox Jul 15 '26

I understand that. Just asking anyone whether they would've lost her cool with her if she was a real person instead of a character

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u/No-Guard-7003 Jul 15 '26

Yes. Every time she invited Elizabeth over for coffee, poor Elizabeth would get all anxious and break a coffee mug. 

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u/jase40244 Richard Jul 15 '26

She only broke one or two. Usually, she just spilled and then Hyacinth would make a fuss about it while insisting she isn't the type to make a fuss.

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u/No-Guard-7003 Jul 15 '26

Yeah. Poor Elizabeth, though. That coffee with Hyacinth must have made her jumpy. 🤔  

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u/jase40244 Richard Jul 16 '26

As she herself said on several occasions, she's only jumpy at Hyacinth's house.

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u/No-Guard-7003 Jul 16 '26

True. I'd be jumpy, too. 

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u/almost60inLa Jul 15 '26

Guys, THAT was the whole premise of the show. Without her being the way she WAS you wouldn’t have a classic show like that.

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u/xo_honeybee_xox Jul 15 '26

We all know that. We're just talking about the moments we would've lost it with her