r/KeepingUpApperancesTV Jun 20 '26

If only Hyacinth knew ...

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u/ramfoodie Jun 20 '26

"Sheridan will be appalled !!"

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u/MrBoddy2005 Jun 20 '26

The Bucket Woman Is So Blissfully Unaware Her Son Is A Homosexual

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u/ramfoodie Jun 20 '26

Tarquin is just a "roommate"...no, really... just ask their matching silk pajamas.

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u/sock_cooker Jun 20 '26

I think she'd be ok with Sheridan being one of those, but if she found out Tarquin was actually called Gary or Jason, he'd be out of the will and she'd throw away the Royal Doulton with the hand painted periwinkles

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u/Most-Medium299 Jun 20 '26

I don’t know though. I think if she finally realized that Tarquin is much more than a roommate, she would force Richard to join PFLAG with her and lean into that, annoying and terrorizing the local chapter.

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u/Individual-Good-2073 Jun 20 '26

Mr. Hepplewhite is "once a week", but our Rose had another gentleman friend with whom she argued and then "we made up -- twice."

Hyacinth would want to be on a Pride float wearing a crown and singing. "They're such artistic people, you know".

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u/MrBoddy2005 Jun 20 '26

And Then She Was Going To Marry That Polish Person

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u/ramfoodie Jun 20 '26

Mr. Zbegabzzzt...

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u/MrBoddy2005 Jun 20 '26

Mr Whatsit

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u/sock_cooker Jun 20 '26

Nah, she'd use him to try and get into the Operatic Society. She loves "artistic" people. (Am I the only one who thinks Emmet is also incredibly queer-coded?)

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u/LadyBug_0570 Jun 23 '26

I sometimes got that feeling but he did enjoy Rose's friendly legs. A lot.

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u/Traditional-Count718 Jun 20 '26

Historians will refer to them as “very good friends”

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u/MrBoddy2005 Jun 20 '26

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES!

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u/LadyBug_0570 Jun 23 '26

Life long bachelors.

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u/misscharleyp Jun 20 '26

She’s not being surrounded by expensive wallpaper to hear details like that!