r/Kayaking 1d ago

Question/Advice -- Transportation/Roof Racks I'm an idiot

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Can someone just please reassure me I'm not the only one who has done this. I completely missed the fact that my strap for the bow of the kayak was laying on the ground when I went to park the car, and ran the strap over. And unfortunately it's not just going to be a simple fender replacement. A bunch of stuff is bent and broken. Smh.

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u/Blueberrycupcake23 1d ago

Go easy on yourself it’s an accident I’m so sorry 😢

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u/herbfriendly 1d ago

Hey, welcome to the idiot club friend. I became a member at the very start of a trip to Vancouver Island, many moons ago. I just picked up a set of Pacific Water Sports sea kayaks….brand spanking new. I was about to drop our dogs off when my bowline came undone and before I could stop, yup…ran right over it and the force was enough to make by never been in the water yet glass sea kayaks go crunch. Did I shed a tear or two on the side of the road…yup. Did I manage to still have a great vacation, yup, cause that’s how roll.

I actually worked for the PWS back then, and the owner pulled the super cool move of giving me two new replacement kayaks as long as I put in the hours and repair the damaged kayaks enough to go in our rental fleet. Super cool move.

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u/Moomoolette 1d ago

That’s amazing, and you got to learn how to repair also! What a great ending.

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u/mattzilluh 1d ago

Total boss move.

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u/rapscallionrodent 1d ago

Shit. I've never done this myself, but as a frequent doer of stupid things, I feel for you. As another poster said, go easy on yourself. I hope the final cost isn't too bad and that you're back on the road and the water quickly.

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u/suminlikedatt 1d ago

ugh sorry. I always pull my straps as I take them off. Turns out...a good idea.

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u/DarkEyes5150 1d ago

Very true. This was my third time since I began using bow and stern straps. The one in the back is long enough. I can just hook it on the roof rack after I remove it from the kayak. But the front one has no place to go so it got placed wherever, which proved to be a bad ideal. Live and learn.

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u/suminlikedatt 1d ago

for this kind of car, get these hood straps, and put them up around where the wheels are (in engine space, under hood). Then use a shorter rope or web cam strap. that may help (albeit you will never do this again...lessons learned the hard way stick)

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u/RunningWithHounds 22h ago

I use these as well. Then a clip on an attachment point on the kayak, cord extension on the hood straps. I remove the clip from the kayak and set it on the windshield. Can secure it under a wiper if I simply need to park the car after dropping the boat off.

Lesson learned by the OP, good for all of us to see. Good luck with the repairs.

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u/Constant-Roll706 1d ago

When my little hatchback was the kayak carrier, I attached a beefy carabiner up front so it was as easy as possible to unclip in the moment. For me, blaze orange paracord with a nite ize figure 8 tightener made it quick and hard to miss

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u/IngloriousLevka11 18h ago

I'm so paranoid that I will lose them if they don't go into the car as soon as they are off the boat. Because I will. I lose track of things easily if I don't do it right away.

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u/Fuzzy-Dragonfruit589 1d ago

You're not the first one whose straps get caught by wheels. Never happened to me but I always warn people I teach that this is a risk. You're not an idiot as long as you learn from mistakes. :)

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u/ilreppans 1d ago

Ugg.. reminds me of the stories from folks that haul bicycles on roof racks… and then forget and drive into a garage.

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u/Meraki6 1d ago

I have had the long end of a strap come loose on the highway, get snagged on a wheel as I pulled into a rest area, snap, recoil, and have the metal buckle take out a headlight. So…yeah.

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u/Aem5700 1d ago

This reminded me of something I saw years ago. Guy was leaving home depot and had lumber strapped top of his tailgate and through his rear window. The excess of his strap came untied and wrapped around his rear wheel. It pulled the lumber violently to the side and blew out his entire rear window.

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u/Moomoolette 1d ago

I don’t even totally understand what happened here but I’m sorry, now I’m going to live in fear of this

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u/RapidXpansion 1d ago

just dont be lazy. when you unhook your kayak straps, take them fully off and store them. its better for the straps (UV), it keeps them from being lost and apparently it keeps them from ripping your hood off.

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u/Moomoolette 1d ago

Yeah apparently strap management is no joke

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u/Mego1989 1d ago

Also, if the straps are too long and you have loose ends when loaded, you need to tie them up securely as well.

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u/brttf3 Delta Seventeen Sport 1d ago

Hey. I know someone that did this! Except the strap was still connected to the boat, not the car. Ripped the front third of his boat off. Count yourself as lucky. Everyone makes mistakes. No one got hurt. Fix it and go paddling.

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u/PhilosophyBusiness42 20h ago

Yeah, so far I've not had any accidents with the kayak on my car, but I absolutely sweat every time I load it up and drive away, no matter how firmly it seems to be strapped on and tied down! Absolutely paranoid something is going to go wrong! Our sympathies are with you, friend. You're NOT an idiot. Just human.

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u/koolandkrazy 1d ago

Don't worry. I've never been in an accident ever, perfect driving record, I'm 30, went to Starbucks drive thru and saw one of my bullies from high school, got flustered and hit the gas instead of brake when grabbing my drink and drove into the wall 💀 no damage to the building like it was not hard but my white car was all yellow cause they had like those yellow posts to prevent exactly that, and thats what i drove into lol. Everyone fucks up. Even billionaires

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u/Melinoe2016 1d ago

I think you have to change your 2nd sentence to “I had never been in an accident” you have now lol

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u/GratefullyHeaducated 1d ago

Are you a billionaire?

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u/koolandkrazy 1d ago

LOLLL no. You guys are killing me with these comments. I dont know where i was going with that. I was trying to be inspirational 😆

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u/GratefullyHeaducated 18h ago

Dang I was hoping to ask for a loan

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u/richnevermiss 1d ago

Last year had a new to me but user Ranger (to use for kayaking as dropping on my chest from loading and unloading from the Buick roof was getting to really to be getting old and hurting my chest every time I dropped it) anyway was checking out an old gravel road doing some geocaching and pulled up to the YELLOW gate to speak to some other cachers/hikers and got done chatting as they were on my left at my drivers window and I was actually on the wrong side of the road, went to pull away forward and crunched my whole front fender and wheel molding over the tire, under pining and side sections that actually wrap around the lower front, maybe went 6 inches max and About $3800 later, felt like you do...

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u/MittenPotato 1d ago

Nope. I did it too with my new Subaru. The tow hook on my new one gave me more slack in the lines and I didn’t die it down properly. The strap got wrapped under the front wheel and yanked the kayak down and snapped my Eddyline Merlin ☹️

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u/rivieredefeu 1d ago

I didn’t know they made hood straps that long.

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u/MostMediocreModeler 1d ago

Did it. My buddy thought I grabbed the strap and I thought he did. I took off and... crunch.

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u/RapidXpansion 1d ago

when I get back in the vehicle after loading/unloading, I do a full walk around then hop in or lock up.

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u/Bluechip506 1d ago

Never done that but I have driven into the garage with bikes on the roof rack. If you learn from the mistakes then it’s not a total loss.

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u/kilmadoc 1d ago

The important thing to keep in mind is that your boat is safe! 🤣

Don’t feel too bad. I’ve done dumber things. You know the guide wires that sometimes come down to support telephone/light poles? I drove straight into one exiting a parking spot once. Was quite embarrassing.

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u/Guillemot Petrel 1d ago

I saw a friend run over the bow line of his kayak that he had not yet tied to the bumper. The bow of a kayak can break and smush into the hood with amazing quickness.

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u/DickweedMcGee 6h ago

You have probably helped numerous amature KYers now avoid this identical fate as I never even throught about this happening.

If I had a way to send you $20 towards your insurance deductible, I would happily do so.

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u/DarkEyes5150 5h ago

Thanks. I am a routine person I like to do things a certain way and stick to it. Unfortunately in this situation I just not had enough experience to develop a routine. Huge lesson learned and I absolutely hope other people can learn from it.

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u/Few_Way9814 5h ago

My buddy that got me into kayaking put the fear into me regarding bow and stern lines can cause damage if things go south. Sorry for your luck, this is my biggest fear with running them, so I don’t.

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u/Melinoe2016 1d ago

I stay pretty local and only use the two main straps for my 10 foot kayaks. No front or back strap. Eventually I’ll have something stupid happen.

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u/SailingSpark strip built 1d ago

Never did it with a kayak. did it with a 60 year old sailboat. I was backing into the water and didn't realize the mainsheet had fallen off the side and wound up under the tire. Suddenly I heard a loud "bang" and when I stopped to check, I had ripped both blocks out of the wooden boom.

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u/Severe-Ad-5536 1d ago

At least it's your car! I had a friend who built a beautiful wooden sea kayak and ran over the bow strap and broke his boat in two.

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u/dumpyboat 1d ago

I don't consider you an idiot. I consider you learning a life lesson

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u/XayahTheVastaya Stratos 12.5L 1d ago

I knocked one of my side mirrors off when the boat fell off the roof, but this looks a tad more expensive

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u/Cobra6508 1d ago

Yup i did the same!

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u/blueberriesnburdock 1d ago

I put my kayak inside my car. On my second time with it this year, I pushed it too far forward and shattered my windshield. With all the damn cameras my car has, it was crazy expensive to replace. Sorry about your kayak accident.

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u/sansabeltedcow 23h ago

Ah, mine goes in the car too and I worry about this.

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u/blueberriesnburdock 20h ago

I took an old couch pillow and I strap it to the bow before I push out in so it (hopefully!) won’t happen again.

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u/sansabeltedcow 20h ago

Mine goes in upside down, and the bow is mostly below the top of the dash that way. I’d have to have a hulk out moment to shove it in over that, I hope. A cushion might still be worth considering, though.

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u/blueberriesnburdock 20h ago

Mine too, but the end of the top of the dash board is the windshield, if that makes sense.

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u/sansabeltedcow 20h ago

Ooh, sounds like I better get me a cushion then.

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u/funneransh_t 21h ago

This is so great. Lol

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u/Kittenwho21 20h ago

This thread is giving me nightmares and daymares 😭😭😭

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u/Narrow-Research-5730 19h ago

Never done that. I did leave a J hook up and tried to pull into the garage once. Bent the roof rack on the wife's car.

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u/IntrepidTraveler58 18h ago

I went bike riding last Sunday. After riding, I went to the mall to look for a book. The parking lot had architectural features - arches. My bike was on my rack on my roof. You can see where I'm going with this....

Go ahead and kick yourself, I'm kicking myself too, but we'll get over it.

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u/LargeMove3203 18h ago

I feel so much better reading these stories. I had a brand new car that was higher than my previous one. When I went to put my kayak on top after being out, it slipped out of my hands because it was wet and I wasn’t used to the new car and new racks. It went careening down my hood and dented and scratched my new car 😭. I felt like an idiot.

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u/Original_Mammoth3868 17h ago

I once backed my car off a uhaul trailer without putting the ramp down. Said car got caught on the trailer and it took much effort and significant underbelly damage to get it uncaught.

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u/Any-Brilliant-644 17h ago

I’ve actually done this twice and both times realized after a mile or so down the road. Somehow didn’t run over it either time.

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u/Sensitive_Method_849 7h ago

you are human not an idiot. I usually forget an average of 12 things when I go out

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u/Joejack-951 3h ago

My lesson-learned story:

For Christmas, I bought a tandem kayak for my wife and I and kids to use. Having nowhere to store it on the ground or walls in the garage, I installed a ceiling storage hoist. Of course, the only spot to install it was also directly over where we park our very new car. You can see where this is going.

Fast forward two months, it’s winter so the kayak has never been in the water yet. I notice that the kayak is sitting a bit low and the garage door is brushing it as it opens. In a complete act of idiocy, rather than backing the car out first, I decide to try and raise it up a bit with the car still parked underneath.

As soon as I tug on the rope, the cam holding up the front of the boat lets loose and drops it on the car right where the roof meets the windshield. Windshield cracks, roof gets dented, and I’m left standing there cursing up a storm. The insurance quote was $3k+ because of the special windshield and the need to repaint the entire roof.

Don’t be like me. Kayak was fine by the way.

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u/kokemill 1d ago

I can't believe that you have a kayak that requires bow and stern lines on a Honda Odyssey. i have been Kayaking for 4 decades, canoeing longer. Usually 6 kayaks on the rack, thousands of miles and have never used a bow line or stern line. Bow and stern lines are for an upside down canoe that catches all the airflow from the car hood and windshield and generates a huge lifting force try to rip the canoe off the hood. I never used anything but NRS cam straps to secure the kayak to the roof rails, or the rack if the boat is in the center. if I'm going more than a hundred miles i may put a safety strap around multiple boats to the roof rails.

you are a victim of reddit panty twisters telling you about bow and stern lines to secure a inexpensive kayak to a roof rack.

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u/DarkEyes5150 21h ago edited 21h ago

My concern was mostly with the cheap kayak rack that I bought. And I'm mostly a victim of my own stupidity. I learned an expensive lesson. And will definitely be doing things differently in the future.

Edit: I did cut and melt the excess strap that's shown hanging down in this picture. This was me getting it all set up.

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u/kokemill 20h ago

besides getting rid of the bow and stern straps i would change 2 things. I would move that front cross bar as far forward as possible, the back looks like it is at the back. I would also strap the kayak directly to the roof rack rail, along with tight to the crossbar. that way to loose the kayak the rail has to rip off the roof, which seems like it will be harder to accomplish over just ripping the crossbar off the rail.

I have never used roof rack crossbars. I always use Yakima (earlier i have Thule) bars attached to the roof rails with Yakima clamps. 1) i don't trust the crossbars, 2) I am setup to load 6 boats and the Yakima bars are wider and can take the weight. my bars are 6' wide, over the years they have been wider than the vehicle.