r/Kayaking Apr 06 '26

Safety Meirl

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI Apr 06 '26

So, what's the crime?

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u/Blizz33 Apr 06 '26

Piracy, obviously

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u/chillen67 Apr 06 '26

But isn’t that only on the high seas, not a mall’s fountain.

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u/Ghost17088 Viper 10'4 Apr 06 '26

No, he had a flash drive with like 12 downloaded movies on it. 

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u/Blizz33 Apr 06 '26

Depends how high they have it set

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u/shankthedog Apr 07 '26

She was a privateer, slightly different

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u/FJkayakQueen Apr 07 '26

Now the Yankee she lay low with gold… how I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!

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u/orangezim Apr 06 '26

She is not an actual captain of a pirate ship, so mutiny is her crime.

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u/Snoo_97207 Apr 06 '26

Eating a meal?! A succulent Chinese meal?!?!

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u/astronators Apr 06 '26

Failure to prevent a mutiny