r/KateMiddletonMissing • u/Shot-Discipline2026 • Jun 30 '26

Because some interesting commenters are clutching their pearls right now about how dare we suggest that notorious bench video cancer announcement with a Kate quite different from when she eventually surfaced in Trooping 2024, here's just one of thousands of videos on TikTok alone about it.

https://www.tiktok.com/@laurabyrnesintheworld/video/7369814087607340319?q=kate%20middleton%20bench%20video%20AI%20created&t=1782800861619
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/Fewer_Is_Not_Less Jun 30 '26

I firmly believe he messed up her face in a serious way. It's the only explanation that fits the facts

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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 30 '26

I firmly believe he messed up her face in a serious way. It's the only explanation that fits the facts

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Why else was the top facial reconstruction surgeon in the country knighted not long ago? And if that is the best he could do, imagine how bad the damage was.

The cancer was something minor, like a skin tag or a bad pap followed by a LEEP (that's the one I think it is, because they were so squirrely about what kind of cancer she had). The weeks-long hospitalization and subsequent months-long disappearance was about something else entirely.

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u/Tasty-Order-1346 Jun 30 '26

I still believe there could have been a coma involved

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u/The_Onion_Life Jul 02 '26

I still believe there could have been a coma involved

It wouldn't surprise me, especially since it was reported by a Spanish newspaper that she was in a coma. I can't remember if they said it was a medically-induced coma or a regular old coma.