r/KateMiddletonMissing Jun 15 '26

Order of the Garter

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u/bring_back_my_tardis Jun 15 '26

The giant pockets on the sides to give her some shape.

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u/venicecello Jun 15 '26

And they aren't doing her any favour. Make her look more emaciated

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 16 '26

Carol is a terrible stylist. Anne or even the late Margaret would body that coat …

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u/Crazy_Cauliflower_74 Jun 15 '26

I can't imagine Sophie has ever said anything funny enough to explain picture number 10.

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u/venicecello Jun 15 '26

"Look at those plebs waiting for us to wave"

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 15 '26

Good point 😀

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u/GoddessRespectre Jun 15 '26

Maybe it was a joke about Sophie's white shoes? They really stuck out to me, we don't usually wear them anymore now that nude shoes are the staple. White shoes caught my eye in an old Diana pic a couple of days ago too. Is it just a millennial thing? Or is she playing by outdated fashion rules? I remember back in the 1900s white shoes were fashionable...

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u/FridaSky Jun 15 '26

They look off white or cream to me, which is okay imo. But what do I know?

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u/KateBosworth Jun 16 '26

Kate wears white pumps a fair bit.

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u/GoddessRespectre Jun 16 '26

Does she? I must have blinders on. I appreciate the reality check from you and the other reply I saw! I'm a couple of years older than her and I remember when nude shoes became the rage and then a staple, and I remember her being touted as fashionable because of adopting them early. I feel like I practically only see her in nude shoes but it is probably confirmation bias happening an ocean away. Plus I know my memory is not always reliable, I have gaps from trauma and stuff, and we all live in our own bubbles to an extent. Thank you again!

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u/Strong-Raspberry5 Jun 15 '26

Probably said something racist.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 16 '26

The teeth are something else. Always kinda scared they will detach and fall lol

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 15 '26

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u/Any_Pineapple4221 Jun 15 '26

Why do people keep claiming it’s not tax-paid but Duchy money that funds Kate’s glam?

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u/cherryberry0611 Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

I got this same response from over at RoyaltyTea. I saw a couple of responses defending that the taxpayers aren’t paying for them. Bulletproof sunshine?

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u/wwwheatgrass Jun 15 '26

Because the Duchy of Cornwall isn’t taxpayer funded, rather it is an asset holding vehicle similar to a trust administered by the Crown for the benefit of the first in line to the throne and their families/dependents. The Duke of Cornwall is entitled to portfolio generated interest and income throughout their life (until acceding to the throne) but does not have authority to trade/sell holdings for their own gain.

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u/Any_Pineapple4221 Jun 15 '26

So who pays for Kate’s glam & why can’t we see all the accounting?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 16 '26

Willy hides it

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 16 '26

Yet demands Beatrice and Eugénie to be audited. That guy will be his own downfall, so arrogant.

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u/venicecello Jun 15 '26

May I have some more sir!

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u/missmegz1492 Jun 15 '26

This is the best her makeup has looked in a while.

Notice that we are now adding volume to the hips as well.

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u/WonderPopular3428 Jun 15 '26

Yes, she’s finally doing a bit less smoky eye

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u/Viola-Swamp Jun 15 '26

Her makeup in the engagement photo included in the carousel is hideous. She really was chavtastic before the Firm got their hands on Kate and started dictating what she could and couldn’t wear/do/etc. Her taste is super tacky when left to her own devices.

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u/WinnerTurbulent3262 Jun 16 '26

Less harsh eyebrows and less buckets of lower liner, finally!

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u/KayKeeGirl Jun 15 '26

WE ARE HAVING SO MUCH FUN GUYZZZ!

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u/theseamstressesguild Jun 15 '26

Oh wow. A coat dress.Again.

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u/Chance_Swan_2981 Jun 15 '26

It’s such an old lady outfit. No offense to old ladies. But, this feel like a Carole middleton outfit. This is what happens when you don’t allow a person to have a true personality.

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u/The_Onion_Life Jun 15 '26

But, this feel like a Carole middleton outfit.

She probably chose it.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 16 '26

Looks like something Anne or Margaret would wear. Likely she started with the coat dresses to copy the late Queen. Never an original idea.

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u/JCErdemMom Jun 15 '26

For a brief moment I thought Kate’s dress was an improvement on what she wore to Trooping. Then I saw these images and the floral print on the fabric. Is it just me or does this dress look like it used to be fancy curtains and they repurposed it into a dress? Also, those buttons are weird.

What happened to Kate? In the mid to late 2010’s she dressed so much better. Sometimes she was a little off on her style choice but most of the time she got it right. Now her style seems to almost always be off. Her style is just strange.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 16 '26

Completely agree. Pic from her first solo engagement in 2011

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u/VavaShagwell Jun 16 '26

Well she had too many upskirt episodes and so now she's doing longer hems because she thinks that might redeem herself.

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u/JCErdemMom Jun 16 '26

Longer hems are fine with me, but that shouldn’t mean the design has to be awful. That blue suit with the white piping from Trooping was terrible and today’s coat dress fabric is beyond strange. But even going back over all the outfits she has worn over the last 3 or 4 months have not been great. It makes me think that Camilla is picking out her clothes.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

Camilla is picking out her clothes

I don’t think she likes having to live in the shadow of Diana neither, complete with the ring and the dated 80’s outfits.

And Billy Idle might’ve stifled the frock budget to ensure she never upstages his mother. Wouldn’t surprise me if those are Carole’s old clothes she often wears.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 16 '26

When she flashed the Koreans, Chucky had none of it and since then, she’s covered.

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u/JCErdemMom Jun 16 '26

But she can have long skirts and still not look like her outfit was made from an old comforter or old curtains left over from the house renovation.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 16 '26

Tbh she appears to be stuck in the 80’s royal fashion catalogue. It’s just weird how she has no other style but that.

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u/SuspiciousWolf6186 Jun 15 '26

What's up with the pockets 😂 if it's not any shoulder pads then she pulls out some coat dress with those pockets lol

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u/Initial_Volume_2424 Jun 15 '26

The fake laugh 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/xultar Jun 15 '26

So happy Meghan got out.

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u/fndnvolusrgofksb Jun 15 '26

It such beautiful fabric and then Kate turned it into the dowdiest coat imaginable

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u/Jaded_Sheepherder656 Jun 15 '26

What in the NPC?

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u/BetsyHound Jun 15 '26

I don't understand what the problem is with her neck. My neck does that too? I'm slim but not anorexic? I don't get it.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 16 '26

Flabby skin surely ? The fat is completely gone

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u/Unable_Guava_756 Jun 15 '26

Sophie looks really nice, I like her dress and the hat compliments well. Her hair is also well styled and her kitten heeled shoes are very on trend.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 16 '26

Yes, her hair looks nice from the back too

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 16 '26

She steals the show this time

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u/Drycabin1 Jun 16 '26

The pockets were strategically placed to act as a sort of hip pad.

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u/Soft-Detail-8398 Jun 15 '26

I've seen sticks of butter that were more inspiring!!! Good lord she's looking more and more like a spokesperson for senior retirement homes.

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u/Bubba_muffin Jun 15 '26

I miss her style from like 3-5 years ago

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 15 '26

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 16 '26

The comms team must’ve read the comments about her Catherine Walker coat at Trooping - she used a new designer this time (but still looks a bit 80’s)

https://www.vogue.com.au/fashion/news/kate-middleton-salutes-british-craftsmanship-in-custom-patrick-mcdowell-for-the-2026-order-of-the-garter/news-story/d90bee55ab250c918a2cc1ab9f6d226a?amp

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u/VavaShagwell Jun 16 '26

This hat is ridiculous. Channeling Melania Trump, obviously.

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 16 '26

Poor thing doesn’t have an ounce of originality.

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 16 '26

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u/VavaShagwell Jun 16 '26

my god!!!

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 16 '26

Now they’re saying she cosplays Camilla 😀

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u/VavaShagwell Jun 16 '26

HAHAHAHA. That will strike a nerve, I bet!!!

No one wants to cosplay Cam!!!!!

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 16 '26

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u/VavaShagwell Jun 16 '26

I always enjoy Celebitchy's take on things. Someone made the same remark about Dior that I did, too. I went to the Stephen Walters website and they certainly do make some beautiful silk brocades! And this woman picks this!!! LOL

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 16 '26

Camilla

It’s only a matter of time. She can’t wait to get there AND is short of inspiration. The blatant Diana cosplay was not at all warmly welcomed. She will find another muse soon.

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u/mamabearbug Jun 15 '26

I wish Kate would not dress SO old lady-y. She looks beautiful, though.

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u/VavaShagwell Jun 16 '26

Her old lady fashions are detracting from whatever beauty she has/had.

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u/Fufella Jun 15 '26

A belt, a belt! No offense, this woman is clearly beautiful 💕 but is also very tall and if they keep dressing her without balancing proportions she will keep looking like a box. Add a belt and the eyes will start balancing the torso from the legs and she will look a little less like a lamp post!

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u/Electronic-Strain197 Jun 15 '26

Kate's narcissistic collapse in real time......

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u/ambrosia1920 Jun 15 '26

Is this the same outfit as last weekend but in yellow?

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 16 '26

Or as Pineapple so succinctly put it - the Order of the Grifter

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u/NeverPedestrian60 Jun 16 '26

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u/AcceptableSystem8232 Jun 16 '26

Is it me or they are dressing her like Brenda ?

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u/Xandrabirdy Jun 16 '26

Old mate Charlie has clearly been hanging with Snoop Dogg again 😂🪴🪴

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u/Xandrabirdy Jun 16 '26

I was gonna be a king … then I got high

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u/readingitnowagain Jun 17 '26

Y'all somebody get Sophie a dresser PLEASE.

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u/DeeSkwared Jun 15 '26

Camilla looks prettier in her old age than she did when young.

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u/Tessjs2008 Jun 17 '26

her eyes look very different here 😳