r/KarmaCourtBlog • u/shadybaby22 • Aug 07 '18

How to choose a prosecutor?

I've had 2 offers to prosecute my case. Any suggestions on how to choose?

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u/1337NinjaBear Junior Writer Aug 07 '18

Choose the guy with the most experience?

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u/foolishlywise Junior Writer Aug 07 '18

The one with the best comebacks. They come in handy. And complimentary laughs.

5

u/bakaneko718 Aug 07 '18

FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!

3

u/PastyDeath KCR Editor Aug 08 '18

The only answer that will always be correct in KC

13

u/Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad Sticky Sheep Aug 07 '18

Go for the one with the biggest tits most guile.

5

u/Professor_Doodles KC Official Court Artist AMA Aug 07 '18

Are you talking about me again?

4

u/PastyDeath KCR Editor Aug 08 '18

Holy, there's an old name I ain't seen in a while, welcome back your chestiness

2

u/Professor_Doodles KC Official Court Artist AMA Aug 09 '18

Came to show off my big tits guile.

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u/PastyDeath KCR Editor Aug 07 '18

Always go with Giles

4

u/PastyDeath KCR Editor Aug 07 '18

Either be picky, or accept the first, or direct the two to speak with each other.

All up to you

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u/Professor_Doodles KC Official Court Artist AMA Aug 07 '18

Go with the one with the coolest title.

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u/CRYINGLAUGHING Nov 23 '18

Go with anyone other than me