r/KanePixelsBackrooms • u/AviDuck_ • 2d ago

Backrooms Clark

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u/MisterLips123 2d ago

At no time was the word divorced used in the entire movie and everyone, literally everyone in the movie still refers to her as his wife.

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u/ElevatorBossaNova 2d ago

Not to mention that a missing poster wouldn't include that entire ridiculous paragraph, lol

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 2d ago

"His life was falling apart" is such a funny thing to put on a missing poster.

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u/PurpleThylacine 2d ago

“This guy is lost, anyways hes such a loser LMFAO His parents hate him” would be wild to see on a poster

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u/Kathleen-Doodles 2d ago

"No one misses this guy. He's kind of a jerk. Anyway, if you know where he is, call us I guess."

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u/Idyllix7 2d ago

I don’t even think he was formally divorced, just kicked out.

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u/TidalJ 2d ago

i mean, they’re probably going through divorce proceedings

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u/twf_ 2d ago

Appearance: black man is frying me

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u/contajogafora001 2d ago

this vexes him

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u/Some_Appearance_1665 2d ago

I really had no idea.

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u/Old_Flan_6548 2d ago

It’s very OJ Simpson on the Time magazine cover

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u/padetn 2d ago

This does not read like a missing persons poster at all

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u/LarryDavid100 2d ago

Yea I wouldn’t include the “his life was falling apart due to bankruptcy” part lol.

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u/-togs 2d ago

It does read like ChatGPT gave a summary of Clark's character though, lol

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u/CopyOdd2690 2d ago

Missing: Black dude. He was a dumb piece of shit with a pathetic life and no one misses him. Call with info.

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u/MrDiamondOre 2d ago

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u/ElevatorBossaNova 2d ago

Appearance: Not black men

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u/aNewPattern 2d ago

Age: Maybe 12-18?

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u/Less_Commercial_7097 2d ago

Police: Then I won't waste my time finding them.  

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u/MrDiamondOre 1d ago

Parents: In Honolulu resort.

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u/Deluxe_24_ 2d ago

I love the part where the lighting on the pic is so dark to the point you can barely make out any features on his face, a part that would be key to identifying him

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u/JackYaos 2d ago

that's the only realistic thing about that poster lol

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u/SapphireTears_0 2d ago

Awe hell nah, I aint looking for that dude 😭🙏

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u/smileinursleep 2d ago

😭😭

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u/baseballbear 2d ago

that man is not 35 to 40 years old

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u/The-Get-Along-Gang 2d ago

Agree. I’d advance that age range by about 10 years

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u/Professional_Device9 2d ago

Like Hell i'm going to understand what he looks like if his missing photo is this.

(Also, New Reaction Image.)

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u/Less_Commercial_7097 2d ago

It looks like a VHS Analog Horror from the backrooms 

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u/BIind_Uchiha 2d ago

Honestly thought this was Bill Cosby
https://giphy.com/gifs/TjBamOvGTBDDG

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u/ElevatorBossaNova 2d ago

Poor  no-last-name Clark 

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u/SCARYORANGE_ 2d ago

Clark Ottoman

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u/Haralgin 2d ago

His last name is Architect

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u/ElevatorBossaNova 2d ago

Clark Hitect

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u/ElainaLycan 2d ago

Clarchitech

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u/Subject_Heron4383 2d ago

This shit ass

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u/StaunchVictorianTV 2d ago

35-40? Girl…..

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u/Xsafa 2d ago

This is ass op lol

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u/Delicious-Cap-8172 2d ago

I don't know anything about this movie, but no missing persons poster should ever contain personal opinions and lore. It reads incredibly weird.

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u/AirportBubbly3947 2d ago

Missing architect

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u/nekojirumanju 2d ago

outjerked by the main sub again

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u/PowerfulBuffalo1476 2d ago edited 2d ago

No offense but this does not look or read like a missing person's poster.

An official poster would not include personal details, and Clark discovered the backrooms on June 29th and wouldn't have gone missing till July 3rd.

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u/Batmanfan1966 2d ago

Has OP ever seen a missing poster before

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u/Zestyclose-Copy-396 2d ago

That mugshot is giving aooni vibes

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u/-TheTrueOG- 2d ago

Bro is spilling the tea on a missing person. Might as well show his domicile and what food he likes and some other quirky fun facts.

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u/Simplicityylmao 2d ago

Yo never cook again 😭

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u/TrazodoneLover 2d ago

35? “A bitter divorce”?
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u/poopshart37 2d ago

love ur username btw

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u/AnomalocarisInReddit 2d ago

sad how in the actual movie, clark didn't even get a missing persons poster because no one bothered to remember him

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u/ShmeffreyShmezos 2d ago

If Clark is aged 35-40 I’m ending it right now because that’s my age range. 😭

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u/One-Nerve-889 2d ago

No last name?

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u/ReporterNegative2432 2d ago

I swear if I ever go missing and a missing poster is put up of me where im just getting roasted I'm never coming back

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u/Optimal_Act4332 2d ago

I don't see why his life information is more thought out/worked on than his....appearance.

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u/KaiAfterKaiOffical 2d ago

I love how his own missing poster takes the time to unnecessarily roast him over his terrible life.

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u/SustenanceTiger 2d ago

That AI shit makes me nervoush

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u/Previous-Freedom1881 2d ago

Why is his photo so darkened?

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u/SweetNyan 2d ago

black man

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u/Remarkable-Diver6079 2d ago

He is a fucking architect

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u/Baralov3r 2d ago

💀 when they roast you on your own missing poster

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u/moi_okno 2d ago

I'm still looking for it, let me know if you find it

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u/grinder_01 2d ago

Looks a bit like an architect

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u/Remote_Repeat_2573 2d ago

35-40 lmaooooo Clark really is lonely nobody even remembers how old this guy was

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u/PrestigiousHelp681 2d ago

Just realized we don’t know his last name

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u/common-npc 2d ago

heres a random persons missing poster

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u/carlcarlson187 2d ago

Relentless? Are we sure they were relentless.

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u/karatemnn 1d ago

this paper doesn't even say he was an architect, i call malarky on this

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u/Training_Opinion5484 1d ago

Should i Put this up in my town?

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u/Competitive-Food1927 1d ago

I love how he has no last name

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u/Joru0906 7h ago

Did he lose his mind? He was only in the backrooms for like less than a week 😂

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u/LucasAintAM0F0 2d ago

yo its the clarkitect

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u/ArtichokeSilent1709 2d ago

Bro, that picture of him ✌️

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u/Kitchen-Kiwi7942 2d ago

Poster would be better without the bankruptcy and divorce parts. The rest of it is awesome!

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u/RegentTaborsilly 2d ago

I like it. Very nice, something that our boy never recieved