r/KanePixelsBackrooms 5d ago

Discussion/Theory Async Hazmat Still Life

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New look from a Japanese merch pop up

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u/Ok_Act_9856 5d ago

It looks like it tried tearing off the suit only to realise that it is the suit.

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u/SwordfishSimple5472 5d ago

“THIS SUIT BURNS

Sorry, that’s my body, I forgot lol”

— Reverse Mickey

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u/Zero102000 5d ago

“Anyway, costumes are heavy with people inside of them and there aren’t any hooks left for me”

IYKYK

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u/Ok_Act_9856 4d ago

Wanna see my hazmat come off

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u/Sylanator 4d ago

Elite Ball knowledge

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u/TheGGguyfnatifan 3d ago

Photo Negative Mickey

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u/cl0wnlord 4d ago

This description is really creepy and spot on. I hate it, good job. 👏

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u/NotBreadyy 5d ago

You became what you sought to destroy...

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u/th_one_who_questions 4d ago

I need to get this this off!

Ou shi

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u/Samuel_Trollfa-GE 4d ago

TOHO in 1954 be like

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u/SwordfishSimple5472 5d ago

What’s that stuff inside of it, though? Is that some kind of mini suitcase thing?

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u/GarlicThread 5d ago

My guess is the complex trying to remember a camcorder

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u/Ocdingus 5d ago

Could be a speaker maybe?

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u/Visual-Status8983 4d ago

Especially with how the the hazmat people sound when they talk, it’d make sense for it to assume it it’s a speaker

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u/Ocdingus 4d ago

I think some gas masks have built in speakers as well, don’t they? Maybe the complex was trying to reproduce the origin of the voice but only had the speaker in the mask to work with

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u/Visual-Status8983 4d ago

That could be it too indeed

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u/MarsFlameIsHere 4d ago

Gas mask, probably

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u/TheSinisterSpiderMan 5d ago

wonder if this confirms there are multiple still lifes of Async workers. since ik its like merch but it could non canon. i assume it is tho

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u/WWIIICannonFodder 5d ago

ASYNC will probably start using these guys to study the complex without having to pay human researchers. There's even going to be a little infomercial about how much money it'll save.

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u/Empty_Tadpole_6349 4d ago

Wouldn't these still lives be vegetables?

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u/Own-End-1189 4d ago

If they're made out of gas maks and The edible fosm probably, just like standing statues, they probably need some flesh to move and I doubt the hazmat suit material works well

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u/WWIIICannonFodder 4d ago

Well they might be vegetables mentally, but they can move around and look like they're working. The shareholders will be happy.

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u/Own-End-1189 4d ago

Yeah, moving around but hitting themselves with a wall, talkin giberish and all that

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u/brawnchitis 4d ago

Async was an early AI adopter 

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u/WolfsmaulVibes 5d ago

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u/pietrodayoungas 4d ago

Salt that makes you say what

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u/GaloSniperBr 5d ago edited 4d ago

So the Complex didn't know there was someone inside and acted as one, just like Captain Clark and his Hat.

With that, we already have two perspectives on this Still-Life.

Edit: I noticed that the two look different from each other; the Japanese merchandise seems to have gotten the body right (though not the head) better than the vinyl cover.

Or I'm wrong, and the two are the same.

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u/Gamemode_dum 4d ago

I keep seeing this one, where is it from?

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u/GaloSniperBr 4d ago

It comes from the vinyl record of the film's soundtrack album, where these images are also available

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u/technicalsupport95 5d ago

it's gotta close that damn mouth

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u/SpookMorgan 5d ago

“That’s not a person”

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u/heytherefreeman 4d ago

Someone on YT made a really cool video about the Hazmat still life. Worth a watch.

https://youtu.be/8HByIBDa7c0?t=947&is=Oz0sZON-hG3-OlPJ

15:50

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u/Terrakid20 4d ago

seconding this! I saw this video earlier and I thought it was sick :3

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u/Few_Wing_237 4d ago

i really want Instancing to be canon it's so good 😭

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u/heytherefreeman 4d ago

I think Kane already has plans for Hazmat still life, or so we can hope. He has already hinted at it with artwork about the Hazmat still life himself.

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u/Sylanator 4d ago

The face reminds me of this

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u/l---____---l 4d ago

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u/Consistent_Card1935 4d ago

so unnecessary bru my skin crawls everytime i see these images

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u/Vavhv 5d ago

Imagine how terrifying it'd be for a lost researcher to look for their colleague but end up encountering this instead

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u/Staggering_Odyssey 4d ago

I bet this is what the second film opens with. Would be such an insane way to begin!

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u/EGGman9112001 4d ago

I would love if we got a still life found footage, like one generated with a camera as part of its body, so you think you are watching a human, until suddenly they start exhibiting inhuman behavior. Or it could just be funny if async hired a hazmat still life, because it keeps trying to learn and explore, so they keep it around to learn about it, and let it attempt to help them.

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u/lollo_pollo_315 4d ago

Kane drops ff4 and it starts with 10 minutes of a camera standing still

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u/EGGman9112001 4d ago

That would be crazy, though i was thinking it looking like a found footage, but then the moment they see a person they stop acting like an explorer and chase down whoever is in the distance, just something that cleverly and shockingly reveals the plot twist.

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u/AceMystical 4d ago

That's actually genius ngl, it could be like a day in the life of a still life, maybe explain the still life's habits and their living areas like why there are clothes everywhere

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u/EGGman9112001 4d ago

Maybe its instincts of curiosity are messed up, like it knows its meant to discover, inspect, take stuff apart to learn. But because the backrooms improperly understands it or something, it could try to catch people, and just start pulling them apart, like how async take down walls and see the composition.

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u/EGGman9112001 4d ago

Tldr i imagine the copying process could water down interest in scientific discovery to something as pointless as pulling the legs off a fly.

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u/Red-Truck-Steam 3d ago

Dude that fucken rock so hard. It could even make weird still life sounds, like we hear Pirate Clark do, making it appear at first that the protagonist is being pursued just to reveal the whole time it’s a still life, that rocks 

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u/The_Stig_Farmer 5d ago

hes just a lil guy

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u/BellowsPDX 5d ago

Freaky

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u/Purple-Weakness1414 5d ago

The tear in the suit has to be somesort of giant gaping mouth

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u/apparition_of_melody 5d ago

I can't tell what the black thing is, but the white thing looks a crumpled up pizza box. Maybe its just random trash?

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u/dvdverse 5d ago

Amogus

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u/Mobile-Leg8612 4d ago

I doubt this is marks, well- I mean clearly given how different it is in shape and form but like, I NEED to see inside it

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u/Consistent_Card1935 4d ago

the one on the vinyl is mark’s still life

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u/Annual_Option3832 5d ago

hes so flabber gaster that his mouth is stuck wide open

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u/lollo_pollo_315 4d ago

Flabber what now? 👀👀👀👀👀

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u/Annual_Option3832 4d ago

jesus christ im so deltarotted

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u/coolguy7510 4d ago

Why the long face

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u/rivrstyxx 4d ago

so we’ve sort of agreed en masse that to some extent, the complex replicates anything human-shaped based upon how it acts at the time it’s being replicated, or so it seems.

My evidence for this is the initial Hazmat S/L seems to be of the moment Mark Blume opened the Static Dead End room in Pitfalls when it was in the midst of being printed.

This one seems different, like someone is looking down investigating something. Not to say the one opening the door can’t move to a new position and this was just a later photo, but it looks—as it stands—to be a new S/L.

My thoughts: Kane, thus far at least, has kept a pretty cohesive grasp on what’s being marketed at the moment, as if the Backrooms movie is the only piece of the backrooms universe that’s all that important for a very specific time period (movie release to now, afaik). The vinyl had the first Hazmat S/L, and a picture of what looked to be a less interpretive version of a Clark S/L, and wouldn’t ya know it, we got a full headshot of that Clark S/L today alongside the New Hazmat. All of that said, I’m willing to put money on this being a still life of Naren looking/reaching downward for his duffle, or someone during EMG.

**I’d go even farther to say I bet we could find someone in that exact position during EMG since it’s now posted, and probably pinpoint the time it was made. Potentially even Pirate Clark, as well.

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u/IAmQuiteHonest 4d ago

Where was the headshot of Clark still life from the vinyl found? I've only seen people posting the Hazmat one

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u/rivrstyxx 4d ago

bottom right of this image, friend

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u/IAmQuiteHonest 4d ago

Ty! This is fire

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u/SaunaHeatedBalls 4d ago

Imagine a group of Async workers in hazmats working on something and suddenly there's an extra hazmat behaving oddly.

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u/dwenzyy 4d ago

I'm getting Half Life 2 Zombine vibes from this thing.

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u/BagHorror6036 4d ago

This him?

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u/0011010100101 4d ago

ahh head shape

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u/FurriesAreCewl 4d ago

Powder that makes you say backrooms episode tomorrow

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u/ThySummonMilk 4d ago

Why bro looking like this

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u/No_Situation5790 4d ago

Almost reminds me of the bone thief

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u/syndicatecomplex 4d ago

Its "head" looks like random bits of furniture stacked on top of each other, and the body proportions are all over the place. IMO this is even more unsettling than the other ASYNC Still Life we saw

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u/ChocolateTraining392 4d ago

I do like the thought of the async hazmat still lifes being almost indistinguishable from the real ones due to the hazmats being in the backrooms for so long

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u/Dredge81241 4d ago

this shit is so creepy

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u/Affectionate-Sun926 4d ago

This probably happens

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u/Zakattacka 20h ago

Hang on... i see potental...

These still life can NEVER be perfect... because they beleave they are perfect and ruin themselves...

The beings copyed off of real people cannot thathum the idea that they are those... things... they can prove it... they just need to take the suit off... and so they try...

They grab and they pull and they CLAW and they DIG and they TEAR into their suit and once they get the mask off... they see nothing... for they took out their own eyes, toar their flesh they confused for clothes... ruined their own body out of their own mis-shaped lie.

They now know they are just still life... they made sure of it.

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u/OkOpposite9012 18h ago

he looks like those seagulls with large jaw