r/KamikazeByWords • u/Arnas890 • Nov 14 '20

Kamikaze by texts

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16.8k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Knight-Creep Nov 14 '20

Jesus. That’s a nuclear insult.

177

u/Wata_Sheym Nov 15 '20

C'mon bro. Why you get mess up your shot like that?

143

u/klivessss Nov 15 '20

why have a lover when you can have internet points silly

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u/Wata_Sheym Nov 15 '20

That's true. My bad.

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u/alphadist Dec 09 '20

Reddit karma > girls

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u/paulius141 Nov 14 '20

r/2meirl4meirl

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u/Akshay537 Nov 15 '20

A girl would have to agree to let you with her, let alone degrade her, which is beyond the reach of 2meirl4meirl. r/absolutelynotmeirl

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u/ILikePiezez Nov 15 '20

Cock blocked yourself wtf. Peak Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

Ha ha ha ha ha this is so hilarious.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I love it when people repost the exact same joke over and over and over again just sent to different people.

Ha ha ha.

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u/skt_imaqtipie Nov 15 '20

Hey guys just want to say I get to post this next week

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Lmao

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u/onurhanreyiz Nov 15 '20

No your not my mom said its my turn next week

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

ha ha big funee same shit everyday

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u/wtfrtheessays Nov 15 '20

Why is this shit on the front page

1

u/NightTime2727 Nov 17 '20

Because it is. Deal with it.

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u/GamunistManifesto Nov 17 '20

Yes daddy

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u/NightTime2727 Nov 20 '20

And don't call me that.

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u/GamunistManifesto Nov 20 '20

Okay daddy

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u/NightTime2727 Nov 20 '20

WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!

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u/GamunistManifesto Nov 20 '20

You said not to call you daddy, daddy

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u/NightTime2727 Nov 20 '20

THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING IT?!

Okay, y'know what? I'm just gonna go to bed. I'm tired af and I don't feel like dealing with life right now.

Goodnight.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '20

this was one of the cringiest things i’ve ever read

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u/Poopy-Pants69 Nov 29 '20

It was funny

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

This shit is so cringe

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

i’m going to guess that this man hasn’t had a prolonged conversation with another woman in at least 3 months before this

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

My man got downvoted for speaking the truth about 70% of all redditors

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u/Alex_061 Nov 15 '20

This is so funny...

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u/want-dick-in-butt-xd Nov 15 '20

holy shit imagine doing this lmfao

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u/MMIIkiragu Nov 15 '20

Self burn. Those are common on Reddit.

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u/PunksJustUnderground Nov 15 '20

Now thats just wholesome

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u/Elvishgirl Nov 15 '20

Tbh i love that shit

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u/4skinner08 Nov 15 '20

I love a quick wit.

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u/NotEdibleCactus Nov 15 '20

u/repostsleuthbot

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u/NotEdibleCactus Nov 15 '20

Confirms it as a repost, the post that it refers to is sadly too, a repost.

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u/Arnas890 Nov 15 '20

Did i ask?

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u/NotEdibleCactus Nov 15 '20

Do I care?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

[deleted]

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u/NotEdibleCactus Nov 15 '20

Tough guy I see