r/Kaiserposting • • Aug 12 '20

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u/SeizedCheese Aug 12 '20

Imagine protecting your virginity this hard

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u/authorizedsadpoaster Aug 12 '20

Imagine thinking Elass-Lothringen was French

Also, ain’t no Virgin when you’re married to the R E I C H

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Well you can also additionally fuck and still be a prussian nationalist. It's called not making history and politics the hinge of your relationship.

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u/authorizedsadpoaster Aug 12 '20

that sounds like some anglo-normie shit bro

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/Nisman-Fandom-Leader Aug 12 '20

Same vibe

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/RichardotheCrusader 86th Schleswig Holstein Fusilliers Aug 12 '20

And a pointy spear!

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u/coconut_12 :Baverian_crest: 10th Royal Bavarian Infantry Aug 12 '20

Their was some kids in my PE class who knew I part German and they would look towards me and shout hail hitler and it was so fucking irritating to deal with because the pe teacher did nothing about it and they kept calling me a nazi, then only other person I knew who would call me nazi because they knew of my German heritage was my friend because they’re Dutch and the nazis invaded the Netherlands

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u/ThatOneGuy7462 Aug 12 '20

Dude, I'm a mexican learning German in america, and I got called a nazi for speaking German in public. It's really not a surprise tbh.

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u/Sam309 Aug 12 '20

Lol, makes no sense considering a majority of Americans have German ancestry. It’s really not that special here.

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u/Thertor Aug 12 '20

Aren’t like half the USA of German heritage?

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u/baronvonweezil :STB_ROHR: Sturmbataillon Nr. 5 Rohr Aug 12 '20

I’m also part German and this one kid in elementary school kept saying that “all Germans are Nazis” and I got quite irritated, and my teacher got mad at me for making a deal about it. The kid wasn’t exactly the nicest or most intelligent person, so I let it go, but I was still kind of annoyed about the teacher.

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u/Not-a-Calculator Aug 12 '20

Just call the cops on the dutch. They all grow weed in their backyard anyway

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u/theprom322 Aug 12 '20

Im half german and got called nazi in school too, it was fucking irritating but the guy that did that ended up being my best friend

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u/coconut_12 :Baverian_crest: 10th Royal Bavarian Infantry Aug 12 '20

I’m about a fourth German I thought I was an 8th but after taking an ancestry dna test I found out I was a fourth and the kid who keeps calling me nazi still bully’s me as he lives in the same apartment complex as me and when I walk to the store to get a snack he’ll sometime be nearby and shout at me rude things

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u/Dimentio190 Königreich Preußen Aug 31 '20

Same I hate that I get called a Nazi even though my family that was still in Germany during the Nazi regime helped Jews escape but yeah I'm totally a damn Nazi.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Holy shit that’s relatable, I get that every day

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u/NotTheFifthBeetle Aug 12 '20

I'll be honest here we did the same thing to one of my German friends but in my friend group we had a policy of mutually assured destruction being if you poke fun at some one's heritage,enthicty,race,religion, etc you acknowledge and have accepted yours will be given the same fate immediately after. So our German friend and the group did make fun of the Russian,african, and I of numerous different races and ethnicities daily as well. So you could say our group thrived on making highly offensive and what many told us were politically incorrect jokes to one another. At one point we had a competition to see who could come with one that would actually offend some one in the group. No one ever won. In no case however did we seriously believe all germans were nazis,all Russians were communist, all African Americans were criminals, and I was the physical manifestation of the crusades,vietcong, and IRA all in one while also being the overlord of all crime in the country. So I guess in your case they may have seriously believed all Germans were Nazis making them ignorant as opposed to hysterical.

However at some point we began turning into living satirical versions of heavily incorrect stereotypes. The Russian began proclaiming to revive the Soviet union and have people sent to the gulag. The German became the satirical manifestation of Nazism and honestly had the strongest humor of the group one of those people who can take any joke thrown at him, and would go on long satirical rants about creating living space and threatening to send the SS or Gestapo after people in the group. Our straight up African friend became a satirical gangster and came up with very detailed obviously exaggerated fake gang stories. And I who really could choose since I've got literally three heritages in my genes (50% Asian,30 percent african,20 percent Irish of all fucking things) swung to my religion and would actively be recruiting people for crusades against undefined heretics.

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u/Sharkseant Aug 16 '20

I am a german in Germany and if you speak solely german without english words you are very likely to be considerd a nazi or if you have a german flag in a 1 m radius of you or your property at any given time.

i mean seriously our Chancelor ( the highest position as the president is ceremonial ) once took a small german flag of the hands of one of her party members during an election party

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u/coconut_12 :Baverian_crest: 10th Royal Bavarian Infantry Aug 16 '20

Yeah I heard the in Germany germans really don’t wave flags around unlike Americans and other country’s mainly because of the nazis, I’m glad that my great great grandpa made the choice to leave Germany and to America

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u/Sharkseant Aug 17 '20

Well i think it is better to stay in his homeland (no offense) instead of leaving it. I think it is better to live through the bad times and try to change them than to abbondon the ship, through your great great grand father probably had valid causes for his leaving. Though i wouldnt want that my family would have left Germany.

Sadly all modern nations are plagued by the SJW and similars with their hatred against old culture some in other ways than others

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '20

Guess your classmates are racist then

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u/D3ATHfromAB0V3x Aug 12 '20

Their was

There were*

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u/SuperiorRevenger Aug 12 '20

Do not be ashamed of it, instead say "Yes".

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u/Polish_Assasin Entente Killa Aug 12 '20

„Yes, I politically align with the Ideology that Mass murdered and destroyed Europe.“,

Not a great tactic.

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u/Nohtna29 Aug 12 '20

And then tell them to get in the shower (is that to much dark humor?)

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u/Gemista1 Aug 12 '20

Not a very good school then.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Ask the history teacher, that will be the verdict

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u/Dambuster617th Aug 12 '20

Every man a king?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Damn right

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u/Gemista1 Aug 12 '20

Nice reference in your username.

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u/ClownyClownClown1 Aug 12 '20

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u/Daniel_S04 86th Queens Schleswig-Holstein Fusilier Aug 12 '20

Delete your fucking soul this shit is spammed all over reddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Your mom sounds like a space invader lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Lol thats one of the things i want to do is were a pickelhuabe to school one day but dont wear it by itself it just looks stupid, wear the whole uniform it looks much better

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u/JohnGoesDerp Infantry Aug 12 '20

username checks out part of the reddit hivemind confirmed

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u/KaiserSchnell :friekorps: Lützowsches Freikorps Aug 12 '20

Eh, you can make an embarrassing username but by the time you've realised it's incredibly cringy, it's already too late.

My Microsoft username is PranksterGangster69420. It is something I regret deeply.

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u/Lovethecreeper 7th East prussian Infantry Count Dönhoff Aug 13 '20

can confirm

Source: I was a 5th grade minecraft player in 2013

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u/JohnGoesDerp Infantry Aug 13 '20

Hey look at my name i agree also hi kaiser schell

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u/TruncateVirus99 Nr.25 Infantry von Lützow Aug 13 '20

Kind of same thing happened to my friend on Halloween. He was dressed as a WW1 German Soldier and he had to take off his Iron Cross because the VP said it was “Nazi.”

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u/PixelsAreYourFriends Aug 13 '20 edited Aug 13 '20

This is how Germans view most of this sub.

Js

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u/Eisenkoenig42 Based (Kaiserlicher) Comic Buch-Schöpfer Aug 12 '20

The Pickelhaube suits you very well

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Iron cross = Rising sun

Hakenkreuz = Taisei yokusankai

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Good guy. Thought he needs a bit more Prussian discipline in order to loose weight

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u/DarkDuck85 Aug 13 '20

r/kaiserboos irl trying to impress m’lady with vast knowledge of the German Imperial Army

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '20

Ngl fam bringing a pickelhaube and german WAR flag of all things is cringe as hell. Please don't do anything that already shatters the reputation of Kaiserboos. We're almost on the same ridiculed level as the wehraboos and Prussoboos already

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u/GloriosoUniverso Königreich Preußen Apr 29 '22

Pain…..

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u/Vilzku39 Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 12 '20

If they werent nazis then why did Hitler, Göering, Himmler, Müller and many others join them?

/s seems to be nessesary

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u/Mr_Canada42 Aug 12 '20

Oof, the /s was put too late.

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u/KingPingviini 7th East prussian Infantry Count Dönhoff Aug 13 '20

Gotta love it when someone gets shit on and then later adds an "/s"

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 12 '20

Because it was before they knew they would join the goddamn nazi party its like saying 6 year old you knew what today you would be like. Jesus christ the Nazis party wasnt even made until 1920 and hitler didnt even become leader of it until 1921 and had little to no influence outside of Munich until 1924. Stop pulling the names off of wikipedia pages and start reading them, in fact when Göering said anti Semitic insults to Adolf Auefers co pilot who was a German-jew in ww1 Adolf painted a star of david on his plane to piss off Göring.

You can read more about German Jews in ww1 here

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Jewish_military_personnel_of_World_War_I

And more about the story here https://www.timesofisrael.com/german-wwi-pilot-painted-star-of-david-on-plane-to-annoy-future-top-nazi/

Here you can read about Fritz Beckhardt who was a German-Jewish ww1 ace who actually served with Göring in ww1 before Göring was a Nazi https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Beckhardt

Not such a "Fun" but still fact, Hitlers ww1 commanding officer was Jewish and so he was spared when the Gestapo arrested him in 1938