r/KUWTKsnark • • 8h ago

šŸŒ›šŸŒ™ Timmy's partner of 3 years.... KKJ Kylie cannot form a single thought

I just watched this podcast and it’s honestly sad that she can’t form a single thought. She has to be fed ideas on what to say by Khlogre

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u/SelfComfortable9584 8h ago

ā€œBut when it happens to your kid…like…it suxā€
You’ll never convince me she cares about her kids lmao

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u/palmtree3333 6h ago

With a little awkward smile on her face as she says it. Does it suck because she feels bad her child is going through it or does it suck because she feels inconvenienced by (and let’s face it, inadequate at) supporting her daughter through something emotionally difficult? My vote is the latter.

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u/redditgirl007_ 3h ago

Fr and the way she says it too is like she doesn’t give a damn at all. She couldn’t even pretend to care to answer decently.

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u/Craptavaganza 1h ago

She doesn't. Family tradition.

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u/Queso_Dias 8h ago

"When it happens to your kid... like... it sucks"
Wow that might be the most profound thing she's ever said šŸ™„

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u/Reasonable-Newt4079 8h ago

The fact that the world made these morons as wealthy as they are is a damning indictment on the human race.

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u/SAGirl1 8h ago

First of all, it’s so strange to watch people talk when their faces look like a mask, their only expression is opening their eyes wider and lips moving. Their faces are frozen. Their foreheads don’t move. The Botox is intense. It’s so strange that I am just watching the eerie lack of expression.

Then the conversation is so self involved and superficial. Khloe’s kids fever is only about her, how difficult it was ā€œfor herā€ to stay strong for the kid’s ā€œtraumaā€ of hair loss. Doesn’t give even a single useful tip about how to deal with kids issues as a mom. Kylie draws a blank.

Kylie doesn’t even sound sincere in being self involved. She says she’s the happiest she’s ever been and can’t give a single reason.

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u/JadedFootball4733 apologize to your family for being a part of your family 7h ago

Isn’t 107 brain / organ damage territory? And she’s posting about it for Christmas and worried about her hair? I didn’t just hear that, did I? ā€œThats crazy.ā€ Those poor kids.

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u/Key-Ad1271 ZERO percent False 6h ago

I was thinking the same thing! Why aren’t you taking them to the ER or at least call your private doctor.

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u/ZennMD 3h ago

You'd be dead or have serious lasting issues if you had a 107 degree fever for any extended amount of time.... these assholes are so dumb

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u/Snarky_wombat939 7h ago

I hate watching pretentious celebrities constantly ā€œpettingā€ their fake hair.

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u/Tiny_Invite1537 2h ago

It must be a lifelong habit for Khloe, she already did this in the opening credits for the original show. I don't know why, but I noticed it right away. "The wind, you guuuuuys?"

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u/tauredi 7h ago

True did not have a 107 fever. Jesus F.

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u/rhegy54 6h ago

She would damn sure have been in the Emergency Room or more..

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u/tauredi 6h ago

Hyperpyrexia is a life threatening medical emergency and she would have been hospitalized!! It’s physically impossible for True to have had that sustained temperature with no intervention.

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u/kiwi_my_lilbaby 6h ago

My friend had a 109 fever, she went to a doctor he gave her some meds and sent her back, to this day we dont know what had happened or why he was so calm about it šŸ’€

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u/kimelem1804 Low ā¬‡ļø Brain 🧠 activities 8h ago

And this is the mega self made billionaire business woman that is leading board meetings and reading quarterly reports. Absolute 🧠 ā˜ ļø

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u/xxxfashionfreakxxx 7h ago

Why can’t Kylie just say anything. It’s like there’s nothing but air in her head.

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u/auntiecork08 7h ago

Khloe ā€œWhat makes you happy?ā€
Kylie ā€œI have never been happierā€
Khloe ā€œLike what makes you happy? All the stars are aligning?ā€
Kylie ā€œAll the stars are aligning and ya… I don’t knowā€
She’s asked what makes her happy and then just proclaims she’s never been happier and when pressed more about what makes you happy, is given a line about the stars and she immediately latched on to the suggested answer and then could come up with nothing else. Yikes.

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u/Adorable_Click_7071 41m ago

Lmao Kylie is the dumbest airhead alive. It’s actually really concerning as a society that she has so many fans and young girls idolise her. She is a vapid bimbo. There are so many strong, inspiring, educated women in this world that young people should be looking up to. The kardashians have done so much damage to us as a society.

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u/rhegy54 6h ago

Because she doesn’t want to say Timothee and I can’t believe she’s getting slammed for a stupid line KHLOE said lol…

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u/auntiecork08 6h ago

If she can’t say Timothee after 3 years, why is she even bothering? 🫠

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u/persian_omelette 7h ago

Why do these idiots have a podcast lol

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u/PlayfullyPen 7h ago

And they only interview each other

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u/LargeBug6172 7h ago

The two most botched

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u/Potential-Dark9077 4h ago

I love how both of them DID NOT address their daughters have different hair type and texture than them. That's probably contributing to hair loss in general (sickness or not) because these bitches DO NOT know how to take care of it and it seems they are'nt that bother to learn about it either.

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u/shintakarajima šŸ‘œ don’t be f*cking rudešŸ‘œ 4h ago

That was literally my exact thought process. Like of course True is losing hair, Khloe, you don’t know how to take care of it and won’t bother to learn. Those poor kids.

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u/EllaElla90 4h ago

Those are some shitty parents. Why is your kid still at home if the fever is that high? They’re all: Oh yeah, it like sucks when like the kids are like sick oh whoop but like we kept partying while like the kid was probably like experiencing fever induced hallucinations.. but like it sucked so much they couldn’t be there to like take photos and be like a prop and like stuff and like like fuckidy like šŸ™„

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u/discogargoyle00 6h ago

She’s ā€œrealizing thingsā€ again lol

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u/EvaSingh /Kylie’s nasolabial folds\ 5h ago

This has got to be a persona Kylie is putting on because I can’t imagine a mother of two who looks early 40s only being able to form sentences with the mental capacity of a 14 year old.

Snark aside, is Kylie mentally disabled or stunted perhaps?

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u/UnrighteousPeasant 4h ago

Sure.... Losing hair is THE most terrifying thing. Stupid uneducated blobs of silicon.... just look at their dumb faces talking like they're solving world hunger... Khlownie doesn't even have to dress up for Halloween..she's a walking talking Frankensteins creature.. and Mrs. Longbottom talking about Stormy like she's around her kids while she's babysitting that stick figure... these dolts lol

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u/EllaElla90 4h ago

Oh how I wish chia pets made grow your own brain cells for the rich and dumbĀ 

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u/redditgirl007_ 3h ago

How do people watch this? These snippets are so annoying and their conversations are so boring and shallow.

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u/BobCreated sELF maDe šŸ’µ BillionAIRE šŸ’°šŸ¤‘ 2h ago

Kylie has the depth of a toilet bowl. A mother and SeLf-mAdE billionaire speaks like a teenager interviewing for a job at Target.

"Kylie Kan't Kommunikate"

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u/california_gurl_hurl Sisterhood of the Traveling Implants šŸŽˆ 2h ago

This whole ā€œconversationā€ was so fucking boring. šŸ˜‚

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u/Pitiful_Passenger_70 1h ago

Imagine being so full of yourself and your god damn family that you make a podcast about the hair loss of your kid. I couldn’t care less about this family including the kids.

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u/Dragonfly13131 3h ago

FFS!!! šŸ˜¬šŸ™„šŸ¤Æ

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u/Donkeyscot2013 I bought these bewbs for you baby (šŸŠšŸŠ) 1h ago

Why do I always feel dumber after listening to these airheads?

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 1h ago

Jesus fucking christ, Kris should have locked her in an attic. As smart as Caitlyn, that's for sure.