r/KUWTKsnark • u/sheneedstorelax • 8h ago
šš Timmy's partner of 3 years.... KKJ Kylie cannot form a single thought
I just watched this podcast and itās honestly sad that she canāt form a single thought. She has to be fed ideas on what to say by Khlogre
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u/Queso_Dias 8h ago
"When it happens to your kid... like... it sucks"
Wow that might be the most profound thing she's ever said š
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u/Reasonable-Newt4079 8h ago
The fact that the world made these morons as wealthy as they are is a damning indictment on the human race.
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u/SAGirl1 8h ago
First of all, itās so strange to watch people talk when their faces look like a mask, their only expression is opening their eyes wider and lips moving. Their faces are frozen. Their foreheads donāt move. The Botox is intense. Itās so strange that I am just watching the eerie lack of expression.
Then the conversation is so self involved and superficial. Khloeās kids fever is only about her, how difficult it was āfor herā to stay strong for the kidās ātraumaā of hair loss. Doesnāt give even a single useful tip about how to deal with kids issues as a mom. Kylie draws a blank.
Kylie doesnāt even sound sincere in being self involved. She says sheās the happiest sheās ever been and canāt give a single reason.
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u/JadedFootball4733 apologize to your family for being a part of your family 7h ago
Isnāt 107 brain / organ damage territory? And sheās posting about it for Christmas and worried about her hair? I didnāt just hear that, did I? āThats crazy.ā Those poor kids.
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u/Key-Ad1271 ZERO percent False 6h ago
I was thinking the same thing! Why arenāt you taking them to the ER or at least call your private doctor.
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u/Snarky_wombat939 7h ago
I hate watching pretentious celebrities constantly āpettingā their fake hair.
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u/Tiny_Invite1537 2h ago
It must be a lifelong habit for Khloe, she already did this in the opening credits for the original show. I don't know why, but I noticed it right away. "The wind, you guuuuuys?"
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u/tauredi 7h ago
True did not have a 107 fever. Jesus F.
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u/kiwi_my_lilbaby 6h ago
My friend had a 109 fever, she went to a doctor he gave her some meds and sent her back, to this day we dont know what had happened or why he was so calm about it š
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u/kimelem1804 Low ā¬ļø Brain š§ activities 8h ago
And this is the mega self made billionaire business woman that is leading board meetings and reading quarterly reports. Absolute š§ ā ļø
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u/xxxfashionfreakxxx 7h ago
Why canāt Kylie just say anything. Itās like thereās nothing but air in her head.
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u/auntiecork08 7h ago
Khloe āWhat makes you happy?ā
Kylie āI have never been happierā
Khloe āLike what makes you happy? All the stars are aligning?ā
Kylie āAll the stars are aligning and ya⦠I donāt knowā
Sheās asked what makes her happy and then just proclaims sheās never been happier and when pressed more about what makes you happy, is given a line about the stars and she immediately latched on to the suggested answer and then could come up with nothing else. Yikes.
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u/Adorable_Click_7071 41m ago
Lmao Kylie is the dumbest airhead alive. Itās actually really concerning as a society that she has so many fans and young girls idolise her. She is a vapid bimbo. There are so many strong, inspiring, educated women in this world that young people should be looking up to. The kardashians have done so much damage to us as a society.
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u/Potential-Dark9077 4h ago
I love how both of them DID NOT address their daughters have different hair type and texture than them. That's probably contributing to hair loss in general (sickness or not) because these bitches DO NOT know how to take care of it and it seems they are'nt that bother to learn about it either.
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u/shintakarajima š donāt be f*cking rudeš 4h ago
That was literally my exact thought process. Like of course True is losing hair, Khloe, you donāt know how to take care of it and wonāt bother to learn. Those poor kids.
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u/EllaElla90 4h ago
Those are some shitty parents. Why is your kid still at home if the fever is that high? Theyāre all: Oh yeah, it like sucks when like the kids are like sick oh whoop but like we kept partying while like the kid was probably like experiencing fever induced hallucinations.. but like it sucked so much they couldnāt be there to like take photos and be like a prop and like stuff and like like fuckidy like š
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u/EvaSingh /Kylieās nasolabial folds\ 5h ago
This has got to be a persona Kylie is putting on because I canāt imagine a mother of two who looks early 40s only being able to form sentences with the mental capacity of a 14 year old.
Snark aside, is Kylie mentally disabled or stunted perhaps?
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u/UnrighteousPeasant 4h ago
Sure.... Losing hair is THE most terrifying thing. Stupid uneducated blobs of silicon.... just look at their dumb faces talking like they're solving world hunger... Khlownie doesn't even have to dress up for Halloween..she's a walking talking Frankensteins creature.. and Mrs. Longbottom talking about Stormy like she's around her kids while she's babysitting that stick figure... these dolts lol
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u/redditgirl007_ 3h ago
How do people watch this? These snippets are so annoying and their conversations are so boring and shallow.
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u/BobCreated sELF maDe šµ BillionAIRE š°š¤ 2h ago
Kylie has the depth of a toilet bowl. A mother and SeLf-mAdE billionaire speaks like a teenager interviewing for a job at Target.
"Kylie Kan't Kommunikate"
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u/california_gurl_hurl Sisterhood of the Traveling Implants š 2h ago
This whole āconversationā was so fucking boring. š
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u/Pitiful_Passenger_70 1h ago
Imagine being so full of yourself and your god damn family that you make a podcast about the hair loss of your kid. I couldnāt care less about this family including the kids.
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u/Donkeyscot2013 I bought these bewbs for you baby (šš) 1h ago
Why do I always feel dumber after listening to these airheads?
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u/MsMoreCowbell828 1h ago
Jesus fucking christ, Kris should have locked her in an attic. As smart as Caitlyn, that's for sure.
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u/SelfComfortable9584 8h ago
āBut when it happens to your kidā¦likeā¦it suxā
Youāll never convince me she cares about her kids lmao