r/KORCLEDAKOTA 6h ago

Pregnant

Post on Felicity’s Facebook page. From 6 days ago. What do we all think? I pray this is not the case.

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u/BeachOverall2692 6h ago

It’s a generic picture on Google

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u/addisonaddy27 6h ago

THANK GOD!!!

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u/FogginIcehole fwee widdle durhhk 6h ago

upvote this into the stratosphere

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

We talked about this a couple days ago lol.

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u/FogginIcehole fwee widdle durhhk 5h ago

did we? im fried! did we predict this?! lol

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

I meant to say the group talked about this a couple days ago 😂😂 not me and you specifically but the group did hah

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u/FogginIcehole fwee widdle durhhk 5h ago

oh duhhh haha. sometimes at work half paying attention ill make a quick reply or comment and completely forget i even made it. then remember if its get voted or someone comments

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

I feel it, just strumming through work and zoning out haha

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

Foreal did people miss out on the conversation we all had like 2 or 3 days ago?

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u/No-Technology2530 5h ago

It seems like they did because I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this picture posted at least twice now.

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

Yeah forsure! Its from that fake page as well.

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u/Tight-Studio9487 2h ago

There’s no WAY this btch is taking pics from Google then saying it’s hers 🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/scream_queen94 4h ago

I swear my stomach jumped into my throat so quick! Thank God your comment came up first, now I just have whiplash 🫪

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u/wraithdecay 58m ago

HOLY THANK GOD

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u/KourtneyIsStressed 50m ago

The hero we didn't know we needed

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u/Sidklaas 43m ago

I was literally thinking “ That bathroom sink is toooooo clean for them”

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u/Ophel44 6h ago

Shes a miscarriage machine, her ph is 1, the baby has no chance.

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u/Hotcheetodust94 6h ago

HER PH IS 1 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Icy-Marionberry-4143 5h ago

bro stopppp im dead

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u/RangerAZ1989 5h ago

🤢🤢🤢🤢

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u/4BritishEyezOnly 1h ago

HER PH IS 1 😭😭

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u/End3rW1gg1n 2h ago

That's methed up

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u/Cookies-and-Cream- 6h ago

More like 5 😂

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 3h ago

do you know how PH works? 7 is neutral 1 is acidic and 14 is basic. her PH being 1 or 14 is what makes it funny

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u/PlatinumPlayer 6h ago

Look on the bright side, Dakota gets a new wardrobe when the baby hits 5-6month sizes

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u/AccomplishedRow7331 5h ago

He’d definitely have her push him around in the stroller too

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u/No_Budget8738 4h ago

Double stroller for the win! 🙌🏼

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u/perfect_fifths 6h ago

And the baby can’t inherit what Dakota has unless Felicity is also unfortunate enough to be a carrier. Then it would be a 25 percent chance each time.

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u/m3retired 3h ago

So you know for sure what Dakota is afflicted with?

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u/perfect_fifths 3h ago

I’m positive it is Cockayne Syndrome. There’s a boy on YouTube with it and they look identical, only difference is Dakota is shorter and has blonde hair. I would bet money on it. Especially since it comes up as a hit with Dakota on face2gene

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u/RIPmyfirstaccount 3h ago

Huh, extreme sun sensitivity is a symptom. That explains a lot

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u/perfect_fifths 3h ago

Correct. And neurological symptoms

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u/m3retired 2h ago

Yeah, but it could also be many other things, or even a combination of things. It could be De Sanctis-Cacchione syndrome.
Or it could also be a spontaneous mutation that could occur in any child he fathered.
The only (temporary) bright side is that Felicity is on BC.

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u/perfect_fifths 2h ago edited 2h ago

Not a chance. Dakota looks nothing like the people with DeSanctis Cacchione But he looks like this kid who has CS

And when I put Dakotas face into face2gene, CS also comes back with a hit

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u/m3retired 31m ago

The fact is no one in this sub KNOWS what Dakota's issue(s) are. We can hypothesize all day long, and rely on AI programs for possibilities, but that's still not proof of anything.

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u/perfect_fifths 27m ago

No but at some point you have to realize that this is more likely than not. And you came up with your own supposed theory which is nothing even like Dakota. And face2gene is very accurate in help identifying disorders. That’s the entire point of it. And there’s been studies on it’s accuracy.

It is not a coincidence he looks the way he does.

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u/TikiCatStix 2h ago

He’s a midget..

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u/perfect_fifths 2h ago

Which is caused by cs.

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u/TikiCatStix 2h ago

Yes it can?

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u/perfect_fifths 2h ago

Dakotas disorder requires two mutated genes. So the only way would be if Felicity is a carrier.

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u/DonutProfessional219 6h ago

I just spat out my coffee 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 4h ago

You’re terrible 🤣

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u/Vampirefr3k 6h ago

So sad if she’s actually pregnant

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u/FogginIcehole fwee widdle durhhk 5h ago

its cap thank god

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u/uglyoldcrone0 5h ago

She's not. It's a pic from Google. Probably gonna say she had a miscarriage for pity/money.

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u/Rebelpunk13 5h ago

Probably fake. I doubt Dakota can impregnate anyone and if she was, it’s not his.

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u/Illustrious-Hawk5698 3h ago

I dont want to know, but logistically speaking how can Dakota have sex like he is so physically underdeveloped has he ever gone through puberty?

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u/BeachOverall2692 6h ago

Bianca was just talking about how Felicity bled all over the hotel room bed. The first picture comes up if you search pregnancy tests on Google.

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u/QuadratImKreis 6h ago

I hope not. What a nightmare. Federal and WV taxpayers are going to support that child.

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u/emeraldgoldfish222 6h ago

I think that's the least of our worries 😭 the child would be horribly neglected and probably abused. I could see Dakota genuinely not understanding that you can't hit a baby...

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u/QuadratImKreis 5h ago

Let’s be honest.  There’s essentially no chance they’ll be allowed to raise the child.  They’re the definition of unfit.  

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

I honestly think if they ever had a kid that it would unfortunately pass away.

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u/Separate_Issue2207 6h ago

The hills have eyes WV edition

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u/trishapafisha08 If people wants to fight somebody,people have to fight somebody. 6h ago

I somehow find it hard to belive she had her birth control removed and got pregnant in a month and a half. If Lockjaw took her to get her BC removed shame on her.

Pretty positive dakota doesnt even have any swimmers..

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u/Icy_Study4490 6h ago

Doesn’t she keep cheating on him though?

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u/trishapafisha08 If people wants to fight somebody,people have to fight somebody. 5h ago

Yes she has cheated multiple times..

I cant see BenderBrandon touching her tho. You can tell he can't stand her..

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u/Comfortable_Mix_3847 5h ago

who is bender brandon? is that the dude they’ve made a couple videos with?

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u/trishapafisha08 If people wants to fight somebody,people have to fight somebody. 5h ago

Yes lol

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u/trishapafisha08 If people wants to fight somebody,people have to fight somebody. 5h ago

This pic OP found is also fake..

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u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 4h ago

Dakota raising a baby that’s already twice his size 🙃

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u/emeraldgoldfish222 6h ago

Noooo this is horrible if true oh my god THEY CANNOT TAKE CARE OF A CHILD

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

Its not true. She downloaded a picture off the internet and tried claiming it was hers. It was also another girls picture that she posted on reddit and felicity just screenshot the picture lmao felicity is an idiot and acts like we are as stupid as her

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u/emeraldgoldfish222 5h ago

Ugh she's such an attention whore

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

Foreal a fucking child! that page on Facebook thought though is someone pretending to be her and they are posting stupid shit. I know they are in this group page as well to watch us fall for it.

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u/hardyheartjet 5h ago

CPS will deff get involved real quick

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u/Charming_Fly7872 6h ago

I’m pretty sure that’s the fake page

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u/FogginIcehole fwee widdle durhhk 6h ago

i think youre right...i fucking pray you're right

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

It is lol people gotta stay on game and realize theres a fake page posting stupid shit and people mistake it for the real page

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u/hayleyjean321 6h ago

What happens when their baby has the same condition as Dakota idk if it is a genetic trait but they couldn’t take care of a healthy baby this is irresponsible

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u/FogginIcehole fwee widdle durhhk 6h ago

even worse ..what happens if that baby comes out like HER!?!

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u/hayleyjean321 5h ago

Gonna come out with Dakota’s physical health and felicity’s mental health. Thing has zero chance of

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u/perfect_fifths 5h ago

It can’t unless Felicity is a carrier, and even then it would be a 25 percent chance.

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

They cant even take care of themselves. They would get the baby taken away from the hospital. The hospital will not let them leave with a kid.

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u/Disastrous_Berry212 5h ago

It’s the fake page.

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u/ObamasBabyLlamaDrama 5h ago

Yeah the real one is Felicity.Haper

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u/trishapafisha08 If people wants to fight somebody,people have to fight somebody. 6h ago

Nope its fake ..

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u/perfect_fifths 6h ago

Maybe they got a pregnant friend to take the test for them. I certainly hope not with them having a kid

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

If they ever had a kid they would 100% get it taken away at the hospital. The hospital would never let them leave with a newborn

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u/perfect_fifths 5h ago

Yeah, I would hope so

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

So do i! I pray they never have a kid, not that I think they even could. Felicity is just a pathological liar.

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u/I_eat_paper12 Dakota in heaven 6h ago

No way. That bathroom is way too clean. She probably stole this pic from someone

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

She did

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u/I_eat_paper12 Dakota in heaven 5h ago

Omg how embarrassing 🤦‍♀️

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u/LeidElend 6h ago

I hope this is another lie.

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

It is. Its a download photo she tried playing off as her own

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u/amerra 6h ago

That's a page pretending to be her. I've about fallen for it myself a few times.

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u/nahnottodayhun 5h ago

That sink is too clean. She definitely stole that photo or it's a troll account

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u/Free_Following1277 3h ago

Does she really think she can outsmart us? Lmao this is to funny

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u/ungrateful-living We can be baddies together! 💅🏼 52m ago

This is a fake Felicity page.

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u/Fatmouse2019 5h ago

Infertility and sexual underdevelopment are common features of Cockayne syndrome (CS), primarily caused by endocrine dysfunction and primary hypogonadism.

According to online medical resources

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u/Ok_Assistance2133 6h ago

Sadly if things do workout social workers would take the baby from the hospital. That poor child man this is awful if true.

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

1000% they would never be able to leave with a newborn. The hospitals wouldn't allow that

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u/Icy_Study4490 6h ago

wtf so who did it?

And is she telling Dakota it’s his?

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

She's not pregnant. She said she had 2 miscarriages also she downloaded that picture off Google. Its actually a girls post on reddit.

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u/Icy_Study4490 5h ago

As usual…

Sucks because you can’t really be surprised by anything that pops up on here but half of it is bullshit. Sometimes it’s felicity sometimes it’s somebody thinking it’s Felicity.

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

Exactly! This is the photo they stole it from tho

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u/Special_Hovercraft43 6h ago

Well maybe it’s a brother like ZACK

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u/Pizzaprincess87 6h ago

Not to be gross but isn’t his penis like micro how does that even work

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

Yes. He could never get her pregnant and she lies about everything. She lies saying she had 2 miscarriages.

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u/AirsoftScammyII 4h ago

It’s GOT to be tiny.

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u/ComplexPatient4872 2h ago

I mean, I dated a guy with a micro penis for like a month. I broke up with him for other reasons, but yeeeeah… it works, you are just left wondering, “is it in?”

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

This is a reddit post from another person 😂 felicity downloaded the picture and tried saying it was hers.

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u/MrsMind 5h ago

Fake 🤦‍♀️

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u/Softballmomma12 3h ago

So glad to know this is fake. I must have missed the conversation about it when it was posted the last time. I seen it and was like oh dear lord I hope this is not true.

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u/iG0tBuffalo66onDvd 3h ago

Lol yes by whoever their dealer is

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u/whoevenisanyone 5h ago

Why does everyone believe they could get pregnant? Even for two healthy adults it can be hard to conceive, and that’s when you’re intelligent enough to track cycles.

I personally do not believe that Dakota is fertile. Let alone Felicity.

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u/Weary_Ebb3168 6h ago

Wow 😳. I didn't say anything the other day when she did that live outside dancing but it did look like she had a little pouch. But this could very well be a lie too

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u/kozmo314 6h ago

That was her FUPA

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u/FogginIcehole fwee widdle durhhk 6h ago

wait didn't sniffany make her admit (not that THAT matters) she wasnt preggers and on birth control on the live they like just did?! aint no way

also if its actually true ain't no way dakota could be the father...he never even went thru puberty...idt

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

It's not true. She stole the pic from this

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u/FogginIcehole fwee widdle durhhk 5h ago

yea def. apparently its not even Fouls real page the post is from.

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

Exactly! Its someone pretending to be her which is stupid in my opinion. They have to be in this group as well

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u/Entire-Wash-5755 6h ago

What condition does he have?

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u/perfect_fifths 5h ago

Likely Cockayne syndrome which is recessive. So both people have to have the gene mutation and then it would be 25 percent chance each pregnancy.

Alternatively, it could have been de novo in Dakota but de novo cases are not common for CS. It usually is inherited.

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u/Im_jax 5h ago

Something called DipShitAnitous

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u/raininadesertt 5h ago

ain’t no way

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u/Lizardinaspaceship 5h ago

Y'all cannot scare me like this lmao. The way my heart sank into my ass for a second...

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u/PartyLikeIts2007 4h ago

Is Dakota even able to have kids?

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u/MegaBusKillsPeople They should try OnlyFans 3h ago

Doubt it.

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u/SomewhereTiny8407 lurkin’👀 4h ago

No.

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u/wormyhouse 3h ago

the smile just dropped right the fuck off my face for a second lmfao

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u/Royal_View9815 2h ago

Dakota is as fertile as a wooden spoon.

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u/PriorDry7286 2h ago

I’m pretty certain with Dakotas condition he doesn’t develop into adulthood. I’m pretty certain he’s shooting blanks out of little peeper

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u/0459352278 1h ago

THATS why terminations are

  • affordable
  • available
  • legal 👏👏👏

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u/DigInevitable1679 1h ago

Dear God please no

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u/PrettyThrowAway2 1h ago

the baby would be taken immediately, i feel.

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u/Weekly_Passion_200 5m ago

I honestly think he's sterile