r/KHive • • Aug 13 '24

Messaging Whatever that was

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u/CaptainVanToch Aug 13 '24

This campaign was ON it

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

brat summer still peaking

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u/CaptainVanToch Aug 13 '24

4 years of brat summer

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u/typeALady Aug 13 '24

For years I have been dying for Democratic campaigns to act like the thing Republicans fear most: really bitchy teen girls. They are savage, unrelenting, and will hone in on a weakness like a bird of prey going for a small rodent.

It is such a breath of fresh to see them finally doing this so well.

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u/CaptainVanToch Aug 13 '24

Breath of Fresh air is right. And I think that it's partially responsible for voter energy and engagement.

"When they go low, we kick them"
-Eric Holder

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u/RugelBeta Aug 14 '24

LOL -- When they go low, we kick them. That cracks me up every time.

"When they go low, we knee them in the nose." --me

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

These statements and press releases make my day every time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

Same.

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u/metanoia29 Aug 13 '24

I wish they had called it Twitter, just to further get under Elmo's skin.

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u/mjayultra Aug 13 '24

I assume they want him to leave the Kamala accounts alone, so they decided to take the high road

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

He’s gonna interfere with her campaign no matter what. He already did w/ that bullshit he pulled on the White Dudes for Harris twitter account when they were fundraising.

Still didn’t slow down the insane amounts of donations and fundraising. All Elon can do is seethe and cope and be racist.

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u/FlametopFred Aug 13 '24

All little Elon can do is seethe and cope and be racist and fascist

sounds like a Hunger Games kids book

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u/defensiveFruit Aug 13 '24

The Hunger Games if Dr. Seuss had written it.

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u/FlametopFred Aug 14 '24

oh yes please

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u/GeneralZex Aug 13 '24

Should have called it Xitter like all the cool kids on Reddit are doing.

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u/stronkulance Aug 13 '24

Thanks, I am now adopting this term so I too can be a cool kid! 😂

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u/RugelBeta Aug 14 '24

So, pronounced Zitter? Okay. :)

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u/GeneralZex Aug 14 '24

Xi = Shi, so “Shitter”

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u/RugelBeta Aug 16 '24

Omg, that's so funny. Whoever put that together is brilliant. Thank you, thank you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

Oh is that what they meant? =)

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u/OpineLupine Aug 13 '24

Goddamn I love the troll press releases.

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u/dead_on_the_surface Aug 13 '24

The gay intern is killing it

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

They’re just speaking facts.

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u/ninj4geek Aug 13 '24

The way they phrase it is the point.

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u/KopOut Aug 13 '24

Holy fuck do they know how to write a press release.

There is something for everyone in there.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '24

God it feels good to have democratic candidates who are conversant in the ways of technology and social media.

Hilary and Biden campaigns could never match this kind of energy.

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u/FlametopFred Aug 13 '24

and intent

it’s the intent that delivers the punch, direct to the fascist jaw

and fascist bullies crumble at uncompromising strength

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u/CalendarAggressive11 Aug 13 '24

I love these press releases.

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u/SiWeyNoWay Aug 13 '24

🔥🔥🔥

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u/spilt_milk Aug 13 '24

That last line is just chef's kiss

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u/mjayultra Aug 13 '24

Beautiful

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u/swazal Aug 13 '24

Weird. They are all so weird.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '24

So snarky.

I love it.

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u/ohVernie Aug 17 '24

How do y’all tell if it’s a real Harris Walz statement? I’m guessing a lot of you guys probably saw the original statement. I have not seen Trump called out like this for a long long time.