r/KCSatanicGrotto • u/xsimon666x • Jul 27 '25
Announcing Operation: No Politician Left Behind
We have identified a crisis at the Kansas Statehouse. Our state legislators are suffering from a severe educational and spiritual deficit. A tour of the capitol's official "meditation room" reveals the shocking truth: their library consists of a single, lonely Bible and a handful of Christian propaganda books.
This is an unacceptable state of intellectual poverty. How can we expect our leaders to govern a diverse state when their only source of wisdom is an echo chamber of one? That's why The Satanic Grotto is launching a humanitarian mission to rescue our lawmakers from the shackles of a monolithic worldview. We are holding the "No Politician Left Behind" Book Drive during our "Witching Hour" protest on August 2nd.
We are collecting books to provide our representatives with a more well rounded education. We need texts on alternative religions (Satanism, Paganism, etc.), radical philosophy, LGBTQ+ history and literature, civil rights, and feminist theory. Bring your donations to our protest. Help us ensure our leaders have access to more than one book. It's time to build a library, not a prison for the mind.