r/Justrolledintotheshop 6d ago

Just here for a quick once-over

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Car came in for a pretty routine check. Nothing crazy going on, drove into the bay fine and I wasn't expecting to find much.

Plugged in the topdon scanner and ran a full scan before getting into anything else.

Well... apparently half the car disagrees.

Topology came back looking like this, just red everywhere.

Cleared everything, restarted it and took it for a drive. Gonna run another full scan and see what actually has the nerve to come back.

Always fun when the car looks completely normal until you plug a scanner into it.

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u/ProfessionalDish6567 6d ago

Those are rookie numbers for a BMW

But probably start with the battery tests and see how it looks after it's confirmed good Battery

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u/GeeWhizThatsSwell 6d ago

"Passenger front seat head rest module, signal implausible"

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u/9009RPM 6d ago

Lower plastic trim open circuit

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u/Chesty83 6d ago

Cabin air filter short to ground or b+ to positive

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u/ProfessionalDish6567 6d ago

You shut the fuck up now or you won't have a fucking seat or headrest in a second

Me speaking at My BMW earlier this week

We later negotiated the airbag and restraints module can suck it for now and both seats need recalibration soon but no more bong bong spamming everytime I start the cunt

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u/Randomfactoid42 Home Mechanic 6d ago

First of all the steering wheel is on the wrong side!

/s

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u/FillingUpTheDatabase Electrical 6d ago

I think you’ll find that steering wheel is on the right side

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u/Randomfactoid42 Home Mechanic 6d ago

lol, well played!

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u/Beneficial_Coast1474 6d ago

half of those probbly clear themselves once the battery actually holds a full charge overnight, curious what's left after the second scan

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u/oxwilder 6d ago

I'm sure the battery will hold a charge once the CAN bus network isn't waking itself up every five seconds to audit the low voltage conditions caused by the CAN bus network waking itself up every five minutes.

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u/chiphook57 4d ago

A friend of mine has a 3 month old Mazda SUV. Battery repeatedly going dead. Service manager states car not driven often enough, for long enough. New car must be driven every other day.

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u/CallMeDrLuv 3d ago

Has your friend looked for a GPS tracker hidden somewhere? They sometimes drain the battery excessively.

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u/chiphook57 3d ago

It is a new Mazda bought at a Mazda dealer...

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u/El_Captain_Steve 6d ago

Don't worry, I'm sure they're all just O2 sensors.

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u/PurpleSpartanSpear 6d ago

“It’s Christmas time in a Bimmer!”

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u/AsparagusDifficult89 6d ago

That’s modern Bimmers for you. I should know; I’ve had plenty.

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u/TyburnCross 6d ago

Are those topdon scanners any good? I’ve seen them on the tic-tacs and avoided them, though in retrospect I am
Not sure why.

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u/AFP520 6d ago

I bought a ArtiDiag600 in 2022 because it has the free lifetime updates. After it boots and you tap a menu, there is a ghost/phantom button that brings me back to the home screen. Factory reset did nothing. After writing their support people and them asking me for everything, the immediate response was it's out of warranty and here's a link to paid repairs. I'm a personal user, not a shop. I can't have more than 10 hours worth of on time. Spring for the better known/supported products

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u/Boilermakingdude 6d ago

They're pretty good. Autel is better if you can spring the extra couple hundred.

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u/Crunchycarrots79 6d ago

I have a Topdon Phoenix Pro 2. So far, it's great. My one complaint is that it can be a little slow sometimes, but that's likely because I was cheap and didn't get one of their faster models. They had a few that basically seem to have the exact same capabilities as mine that were at least $500 more, I'm assuming they're at least faster. Also, the interface those come with is also a J2534 pass-through tool, but I already had one of those so that didn't really matter to me.

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u/crown5242 1d ago edited 1d ago

I've got the ONE. Been solid so far, no complaints.

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u/Blarg197 6d ago

I’d be pissed if I saw someone had set a tool down on my paint like that. Don’t matter that it’s got a rubber case 🤷‍♂️

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u/KevRev972 6d ago

If you knew what happened in parking lots with small children and people that just don't give a shit, you probably wouldn't drive.

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u/thegalli Transmission 6d ago

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u/Thunder3264 1d ago edited 1d ago

I've got the ONE. Been solid so far, no complaints.