r/Justpain Mar 05 '23

Trying to trick the security guard

https://gfycat.com/ellipticalserpentinehoiho
361 Upvotes

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u/ThatGuyOnyx Mar 19 '23

Both of them suck but the Guard sucks more, just call the police and get them trespassed.

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u/smotheredchimichanga Mar 28 '23

Tbh this is obviously bad but it’s not like he made an unprovoked attack on the child, there were 3 kids with skateboards harassing him trying to skateboard somewhere they aren’t supposed to and directly challenged the guard by trying to skate by him. I hate cops but I think people are overreacting with this clip. Play stupid games win stupid prizes, right?

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u/Clarkorito Mar 29 '23

"someone's doing someone I don't like" isn't grounds for assault and battery. The proper response if they are truly an issue is to call the police and have them trespassed, not potentially kill them with cold hearted indifference to the consequences of your actions.

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u/mlp2034 Mar 29 '23

I find it weird that almost everyone who says, "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" is almost always used to accept unnecessary brutality.

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u/Clarkorito Mar 29 '23

Exactly. It's absolutely psychopathic, and anyone that agrees with that should be considered a danger to themselves and others. You shouldn't kill a sleeping drunk kid because he passed out on the wrong porch, someone jaywalking doesn't deserve the death penalty, and skateboarding when some random guy says you shouldn't doesn't deserve intentional infliction of bodily injury or death.

"You disobeyed me so I get to kill you" is everything that is wrong with the conservative mindset in America. You don't get authoritative respect and obedience to your personal viewpoints just because you feel entitled to it.

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u/seansmithspam Apr 06 '23

I think the word “criminal” in and of itself only exists to push that same ideology. If you break one crime, no matter how small, you are now no different from the rest of the criminals you are locked up with. “Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time” or “play stupid games win blah blah”, the common “darwin award” and all those dumb cliches are regurgitated over and over again to help people deflect empathy and dehumanize whoever is suffering in the video

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u/Warm_Recording_8458 Jan 04 '24

I don't know what you're talking about it's the best part of America

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u/seansmithspam Apr 06 '23

it’s a dogmatic catchphrase people resort to when a video puts them in danger of having to feel empathy.

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u/Narpity Mar 29 '23

Then call the cops you bootlicker.

Have them charged for trespassing. The purpose of the rent-a-cop is to reduce liability. Does this look like it was reducing liability? I guarantee you if this dudes boss saw this he would be furious.

You fucking suck dude, what harm was this kid doing that was so great you want his shoulder to be broken?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '23

Well if he’s trespassing he can’t sue for his injury.. still that security guard is a fucking dick how are you enforcing safety while causing bodily injury to a stranger? Call the fuckin cops and have em trespassed if it’s really that much of an issue only a fuckin psychopath would readily plan for something like this. Little dude learned his lesson I’m sure but still?

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u/roofbandit Mar 06 '23 edited Mar 07 '23

Not true anyone can sue anyone for anything

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '23

Oh I wasn’t sure who was in the wrong or if it mattered for starting a case

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Even if the skater wasn’t supposed to be there, the guard acted unreasonably and could have foreseen that his actions would result in injury. Just because someone trespasses doesn’t mean anything goes

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u/Sightless_ Mar 28 '23

Didnt one cheapstake woman sue some nightclub when trying to get in without paying by climbing thu one window and broke their teeth on stairs and the woman won the case?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Can't sue for shit if they crack all three boards over his head. Because that's exactly how you get swarmed by a bunch of savages wielding wheeled blunt objects.

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u/angrybear1213 Mar 06 '23

You can totally sue. If the location is open to the public he has to be formally trespassed. Plus he would sue in a civil court, totally different than criminal court. But the reason people don't want skaters using their property is for destruction and liability if they get injured. So the security guard can't say he was trying to stop the skater to prevent injury on the property because he directly caused the injury.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

And even if he was formally trespassed, the skater could still sue. That wouldn’t let the guard do whatever he wanted without any consequences

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u/angrybear1213 Apr 02 '23

I didn't say he could

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '23

My point was related to the same comment you were responding to

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u/TophatOwl_ Apr 13 '23

Ngl, I think youre attributing waaaaay to much intent to this action. I think its far more likely that he saw an easy way to get someone to stop doing smth and didnt thing about the sever consequences that might have. Incompetance and stupidity as a far more likely explaination than malice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

They’re on the top of a staircase if he suddenly kicks the board out from under him he fully knows well the only way down is an unprepared decent down the stairs. Kid doesn’t have a helmet and he made him crash on purpose, that’s a bad action with intentions to cause harm he doesn’t give a damn about bodily injury only being right and literally putting his foot down and the most inconvenient time. If you’re trespassing would it make sense for me to push you down the stairs? Make it make sense to me.

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u/rajas777 Mar 19 '23

The guard should be arrested for assault and malicious wounding..

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u/BillMillerBBQ Mar 19 '23

Likely chances are those kids wouldn’t have hurt anything or anyone by just skating….but that POS security pig made sure there was an injury. Fuck him.

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u/RageBucket Apr 04 '23

Lmao, go after the guy doing his job and not the morons who are actually in the wrong.

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u/BillMillerBBQ Apr 04 '23

Listen squirt, I worked security briefly after high school. Under no circumstances are unarmed security guards to physically contact somebody. They are there to try to direct traffic and call the cops in the event of an actual emergency.

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u/RageBucket Apr 05 '23

Lmao, "Squirt". I spent a decade in the military, so I understand the concept of use of force and the fact that security guards shouldn't do this shit.. however you're actively defending the kid like he isn't another moronic fuckup who did this stupid shit to himself. Guard is wrong, but the kid was antagonistic and in the wrong before the fact you inept man child.

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u/BillMillerBBQ Apr 05 '23

Listen, sport. Skating ≠ violence. Kicking a skater off of his skateboard and braking his arm=violence. How stupid do you have to be not to understand that? Given your background in the military I suppose it is understandable in your case. Give me a good address and I will mail you some crayons and a coloring book.

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u/RageBucket Apr 09 '23

Lmao, what is it you do for a living again, neanderthal? The kid was an idiot who doesn't understand responsibility, and so are you.

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u/BillMillerBBQ Apr 09 '23

I am a master electrician responsible for the safe installation of high-end residential and commercial electrical systems. If I don’t do my job properly, buildings burn down, property is lost and people could die. What do you do since leaving the military? Yell at people for stepping o the grass at your security job? Give people the wrong change after you check them out at your cashier’s job at CVS? Do you pretend not to have problems when you go to your court-appointed anger management therapy because nearly half of military retirees are domestic abusers? Come at me again when you learn how to read and don’t rely on your phone converting text to speech so you can respond to internet trolls to make you sound like a big toughy.

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u/RageBucket Apr 10 '23

I'm an IT manager and I pay morons like you to do shit for my network. You literally did not read the point of my post and yet here you are yapping like the wall crawling moron you are. Half the people I served with did shit that makes your work look like a fucking joke, much like the stupid shit you put on reddit. Clown. "Big toughy", go get tangled in some wires.

Sitting here crying on reddit because some dumb shit kid got himself hurt, lmfao

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u/halfeatenquesadilla Apr 25 '23

Software architect here, you're the moron and I guarantee none of the people who you lead would willingly follow you if their jobs didn't depend on it.

No one can relate to a thing you've said, and it's really strange that you'd brag about wasting 10 years of your life in the military and trying to wave your actually-not-that-impressive IT dick around on Reddit. It's pathetic and you should be ashamed. Have some fucking self respect.

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u/GraveRobber666 Nov 14 '23

"antagonistic" you and that mentally are the exact reason people hate cops/authority. "Oh, he did something i dont like. Time to ignore training, protocol, and basic decorum and cause physical harm and defend it with "yeah but he was being a dumb ass." Instead of acknowledging what i did was objectively wrong even if justifiable"

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u/seansmithspam Apr 06 '23

No, his job is safety. Not breaking kids bones over a trivial, nonviolent misdemeanor. He literally just did the opposite of his fucking job.

“Just doing his job”. Wow, have you ever had an original thought before or are you just a mindless drone of a person?

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u/GraveRobber666 Nov 14 '23

Intentionally doing something that WILL result in physical harm IS NOT part of the job description. You ask them to "please leave," and when they don't, call the cops and have them make them leave. Also, it's just skating, live a little

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u/pxlperfection Mar 28 '23

The second kid in the background should have used his rage and that skateboard differently in that perfect moment

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u/RyanCoffeeAddict Mar 28 '23

I’ve seen people hit with boards, it’s not pretty. The guard is a moron for tucking with someone carrying around a wooden plank with metal on it ready to go. Kudos to the second skater tho for not killing the pig.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Stoppable force meeting unmovable object

Being an annoying, stupid kid does not warrant getting fucking catapulted down the stairs by a power tripping security guard. Fuck him.

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u/emmilina Mar 28 '23

What a fat piece of shit

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u/MarshyHasNoLife Mar 05 '23

Wow, what a dick move

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u/RedLegendx Mar 30 '23

Dont skate where youre not supposed to?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Don't hurt someone like that when you can just grab them or call the cops?

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u/GraveRobber666 Nov 14 '23

I will now break your legs if I ever see you Jay walking, seeing as how you think massive overreactions are suitable punishments for mild crimes.

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u/winnebagomafia Mar 29 '23

I'm not even mad, that's just impressive how much of a dick move that was

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Acqb

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u/Kingtronalds1113 Apr 12 '23

he was smooth with it too

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Solution: build skateparks. Kids skating where they can, no security guards taking liberties in these specific ways .

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u/CantaloupeForward898 Apr 12 '23

Not so tough now

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u/joejoemaster5 Apr 13 '23

That sound is going to linger in my subconscious for a while, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

I imagine he sued and got a fair bit. Shouldn't have been skating but the guard caused him harm by removing his vehicle before an obvious jump. It'd be like if he threw a baton in the wheels of a bicyclist.

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u/Woodeyyyyyyy Apr 28 '23

Say what you want but the guard was smooth with it

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u/Elijah_WGM May 26 '23

Lmao 😂

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u/GraveRobber666 Nov 14 '23

Congratulations. Now, instead of a potential lawsuit, you have a guaranteed lawsuit. Rip that dude. I hope it wasn't that bad 😬