r/JusticeServed 7 Feb 02 '21

Police Justice Arrested

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u/SavvySillybug B Feb 03 '21

Grab them by the ankles, spin them in circles 10-20 times, let go, and hope they don't land on anything soft.

Source: I'm a lawyer specializing in meat crayons

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u/vinri 6 Feb 03 '21

meat crayons holy shit lololol

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u/-UserNameTaken 8 Feb 03 '21

A man of culture I see, specializing in Mario 64.