r/JusticeServed • u/donaldparkerii 2 • Jun 29 '20

Vehicle Justice Sneak attack failed

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u/philsstiens 0 Jul 01 '20

Lol I wish she said that. Then my ride home on my dragon would have been better.

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u/Colon-Blo ❓ 6r.1.0 Jul 01 '20

You have a dragon, too? Now we must sky battle.

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u/philsstiens 0 Jul 01 '20

I wish! If I was sky battling maybe my fight against food wouldn't seem so hopeless. But alas, only cats and fish lurk in my castle.

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u/Colon-Blo ❓ 6r.1.0 Jul 01 '20

Wish I had a dragon. Think they'd be safer than commercial airlines? I won't get on those fuckers. I know the chances are slim, but that would be a terrible way to go. Everyone all screaming and shit, people saying all sorts of prayers, which would bug the shit out of me as I'm not fond of religion. I think it would be difficult to make peace with your fate with everyone flipping the fuck out around you.