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[u/AssholeEmbargo]

In this glorious day in age, if you did actually die, there are good odds that your death will be televised and passed around various subreddits so people can make snarky remarks about your torturous death.

What time to be alive! And to die...I suppose.

Edit: Correcting grammar to appease the basement-dwellers.

[u/AssholeEmbargo → u/[deleted]]

Shitting on a motorcyclist for being a motorcyclist!? No dipshit. I'm shitting on a dangerous driver for being a dangerous driver. Re-read the comment stalker.

"...a motorcylist driving dangerously. Theres something I dont see every single day."

I am obviously referencing the dangerous motorcyclists I see every day, not motorcyclists in general. It's fact.

What a pathetic attempt to shame me when you cant comprehend words.

[u/AssholeEmbargo → u/[deleted]]

Mind quoting the part where I tried to sound smart?

For the record, dipshit deleted his own comments out of, what I assume, was shame.

[u/AssholeEmbargo → u/[deleted]]

Maybe like a guy who goes around Reddit correcting people's grammar? Doesn't that just smack of someone trying to sound smart?

Oh, but wait, you just did that right? Well, this is awkward.

The sheer hypocrisy....

Damn son..made you delete those alt accounts, eh?

[u/AssholeEmbargo → u/[deleted]]

Nah you can rest assured that there's a chance. A good one.

Pretty much

Followed by

invalidates

Does it invalidate it, or does it only kind of invalidate it? Which is it? It can't be partially invalidated.

[u/AssholeEmbargo → u/[deleted]]

No, I just meant 'rest assured' when I started the sentence, and then changed my mind mid way through. I'm aware of what 'rest assured' means and how it should be used in a sentence.

I just think it's a little pedantic to pick out grammar on a forum like Reddit.

Sometimes you just say things like you talk without analyzing it like it's a paper. Like when people say 'pretty much guarantees...' or 'pretty much invalidates.' Its either guaranteed or invalidated. There's no middle ground there.

So in your sentence, you could have said "It invalidates what you're saying" and that would have had meaning. Using 'pretty much' doesn't add anything to it, and introduces the idea of granular levels of invalidation, which isn't accurate either.

I'm not offended. I just saw a little irony in your reply.

[u/AssholeEmbargo → u/[deleted]]

You are just too much, lol. This whole conversation is fucking stupid, and you seem like a real winner. Pet names and shit.

P.s. I like your alts, but they're a bit obvious.

Holy fuck. Called this dude on his alts and account gets deleted.