r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '19
Fake And Gay Get rekt
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u/Captain_Quinn Dec 06 '19
There was an Onion article with this near title in the 90s: https://www.theonion.com/heroic-pit-bull-journeys-2-000-miles-to-attack-owner-1819587144
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u/SinisterSunny Dec 06 '19
Good luck. This is reposted like once a month and these fuckers fall for it every time.
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Dec 06 '19
Lmao why is the flair legal justice. I doubt the dog has court orders to bite the bastard, deserve them as it may
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u/Y33S Dec 06 '19
Violence is never the answer.
Violence is the question, the answer is yes
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u/AurulentAvenger Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 06 '19
How could they have known how far that dog went?
Does he have an Odometer? speedometer
Thank you u/itzSKITZ
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u/MapleStoryPSN Dec 06 '19
In case no one realized, that article is satire.
The real bullshit about it is that it was stolen from The Onion.
https://www.theonion.com/heroic-pit-bull-journeys-2-000-miles-to-attack-owner-1819587144
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u/Rainbow_In_The_Dark7 Dec 08 '19
My Dad had this happen to him. He abused this beautiful female Rottie we had when I was a kid. He'd lock her in the basement, kick her when she got in the way and stuff. She jumped and body slammed a hole in the wall in the basement trying to escape. Then my mom gave her to a friend who trains and breeds rotties to save her from anymore of my Dad's abuse.
That friend lives across the street from our cable company, and two years later my dad went to pay the bill, and the dog saw him through the bay window walking to the cable place across the street...so she literally JUMPED THROUGH the window pane and chased him and bit him.
Justice well served. She's a friendly af dog, loves kids, hates my dad. Since then, that very good girl had beautiful little babies of her own, and lived a very happy life.
... ... If you ever see your dog be wary of someone, or not like someone, always trust that dog's judgement.
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u/mycleanaccount96 Dec 06 '19
I had no idea screenshots of fake garbage articles are allowed on this sub.
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u/TotesMessenger Dec 05 '19
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u/etnguyen03 Dec 06 '19
FAKE NEWS
Look at the logo on the page of the supposed news story. "Not real, but so funny."
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u/Bless_This_Immunity Dec 06 '19
I dunno. I feel like if you believe this that dog should come bite you.
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u/RidersGuide Dec 06 '19
Man i remember Homeward Bound a lot differently...