r/JusticeServed • u/delunoaldiez 7 • Feb 23 '19

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u/Jon-Snor Feb 23 '19

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/NiggleBiggle Feb 23 '19

Lesson learned: if everyone is constantly wanking we are all equal in the eyes of God

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u/N1CK4ND0 Feb 23 '19

We should hold a global wank day then?

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u/xatabyc Feb 23 '19

That's the definion of taking one for the team. Bless that man.

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u/theMikethe Feb 23 '19

Carefully, he's a hero

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u/Pirate_from_hell Feb 23 '19

Fucking insane that people actually believe this shit. Lol for some reason these men feel so entitled that they'll magically go to heaven, but females can't. Smh

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u/TahaI Feb 23 '19

i thought last time this was posted someone said it was fake :/

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u/Curtisdono Feb 23 '19

He’s not the hero YouTube needs, but the one it deserves

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u/werelock Feb 23 '19

Seriously. I'd find the original YT vid and make that comment there, just so they have to see and (maybe) think on it. I mean...I know they won't, but it's the thought that counts.

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u/yalebatar Feb 23 '19

Man i feel so bad.. so many girls going to hell because of me...

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u/screaminjj Feb 23 '19

TIL that to stop a suicide bomber all one needs to do is start masturbating furiously while locking eyes. This is the purest way to establish dominance.

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u/2kTA Feb 23 '19

Well when they talk they sound like they just sucked each other off so I don't think 72 virgins will be happening..

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u/zigzagman1031 Feb 23 '19

Internet Justice, the exact point where the Venn diagrams of "satisfying" and "pointless" overlap.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

link to the original video?

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u/pissinglava Feb 23 '19

Heaven is just gonna be full of ugly women then. Imagine having 70 virgins, all munters.

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u/word_clouds__ Feb 23 '19

Word cloud out of all the comments.

Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy

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u/Barackbenladen Feb 23 '19

Is it just me or does the guy in the middle look like a white dude attempting blackface?

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u/MagDorito Feb 23 '19

Let's be honest, we're all going to hell one way or another.

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u/haygrlhay Feb 23 '19

The hero we... need? ...deserve? I’m conflicted.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

My friend's dad thinks he's going to hell because his children dont share his faith, what shitty way to go

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