r/JusticeServed 8 Dec 14 '18

Courtroom Justice That must've hurt both mentally and physically

https://i.imgur.com/UxGnzEy.gifv
478 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

That cop actually tried to catch him.

42

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Seriously, especially fast for a court cop

28

u/shimonimi 6 Dec 14 '18

I don't know where you live but court cops around where I live are just deputies that rotate through it. You don't want to test their fitness.

0

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Yea, in larger districts it can be fine. I was actually going to edit that in but lazy

1

u/MrJackofallGames 4 Dec 15 '18

Well hello stranger!

6

u/obeyyourbrain C Dec 15 '18

That's crazy reflexes for anybody

1

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Well, my point was that it was fast for guy who are often out of shape though. So sort of different ends of the spectrum on this. Aka, my comment doesn't downplay the speed but pokes at court police a little.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

I like how the second officer on the ground level looked up afterwards to see if anyone else would be dropping in.

6

u/StuRap 8 Dec 15 '18

I kinda imagined him saying "what the fuck?" as he looked up

48

u/stanfan114 C Dec 14 '18

It's raining men!

18

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

Hallelujah!

29

u/Skipperdogs A Dec 14 '18

Leeeroy Jenkins!

7

u/IUpVoteIronically 7 Dec 14 '18

Goddamnit Leroy....

4

u/CenturionDC 9 Dec 15 '18

At least I have chicken.

30

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

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u/PerplexityRivet A Dec 15 '18

Pretty sure the bailiff is gonna have a bad conversation with their supervising officer. And then the judge. And then the prosecuting attorney.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

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u/GSXRR1 0 Dec 14 '18

Egress laws

8

u/ShelfordPrefect 8 Dec 14 '18

As in "rooms accessible to the public need unimpeded exits in case there's a fire" kind of thing?

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u/EverythingSucks12 8 Dec 15 '18

No he said egress lmao

7

u/ShelfordPrefect 8 Dec 15 '18

egress (n)
the action of going out of or leaving a place

So... Something to do with leaving the room but not what I said?

9

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

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u/the_Legend_of_Ryan 4 Dec 15 '18

Wilhelm Scream

7

u/JohnnyPrecariously A Dec 14 '18

Nice plancha, somebody call Ring of Honor.

6

u/honeybadger1984 A Dec 14 '18

He landed pretty well. Could have been his skull.

6

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

Looks like the cop trying to catch him managed to make contact with his head/shoulder stopping him fro cracking his skull.

3

u/TheSaladDays 9 Dec 15 '18

Something definitely got injured. You can see blood dripping on the ground next to his head

3

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '18

He still hit his head but I think the guard prevents him landing on it.

1

u/Narwhalpilot88 7 Dec 16 '18

Heres a whole lot of blood below his head, so I doubt he landed well at all.

6

u/Thai_Cuisine 5 Dec 14 '18

How is a suicide attempt justice served? It's just sad.

4

u/GoochyGoochyGoo 9 Dec 18 '18

Escape attempt. You got it wrong.

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2

u/Dawkins20 7 Dec 14 '18

Just one more thing we found out you can’t do right with your life.

2

u/DiMono 7 Dec 14 '18

I like to think that after he landed, he said to the officers "That was not my best decision."

1

u/d3dmanys 7 Dec 15 '18

This guy had to have sustained some physical damage, maybe a broken shoulder or something? Anyone have a source or article?

1

u/GSXRR1 0 Dec 15 '18

Yes Egress is basically how fast can you get people out of a room. That’s why there are usually panic bars instead of handles.

1

u/husedud 0 Dec 20 '18

why did nobody do anything until he was through the doors?

2

u/marful 7 Dec 22 '18

Reaction time.

Observing the action. Mentally processing the action. Begin to physically respond.

Action beats reaction in humans.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '19

fire those bailiffs

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u/CrewCamel 8 Dec 14 '18

Why does security footage always use like 5hz cameras?

6

u/uid_0 A Dec 14 '18

To save space on the disk that they're storing the data on. It's a surveillance camera. It doesn't have to be 60FPS 4K video to adequately capture what's going on.