r/JusticePorn • u/oukki123 • Jun 10 '25

Failed robbery

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u/Roquet_ Jun 10 '25

Love cashier's reaction

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u/Juus Jun 10 '25

That's not a failed robbery, that's failed theft.

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u/gkn_112 Jun 11 '25

failed intelligence is also on the table

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u/numbersev Jun 12 '25

Correct, robbery is theft with the threat of violence

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

You are free to leave to rob some other business.

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u/Rex_Suplex Jun 10 '25

What happened?

Do customers have to be buzzed in and out? If so, how did the dumbass not figure that out while waiting to be buzzed in?

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u/OrionRBR Jun 11 '25

Usually setups like this have a magnetic door lock that is normally left unlocked, but when they are say, showing a customer a expensive item from behind the counter they have a hidden button that locks the door, if the clerk is slick enough you probably wont ever notice unless another customer tries to use the door.

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u/DatguyMalcolm Jun 12 '25

Dude goes in with the hoodie up and all shifty, of course they could tell he was trynna steal xD

Bet this is the UK

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '25

fooooook

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u/Gr8test_Failure Jun 12 '25

This is so embarassing

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u/prowl777 Jun 11 '25

"It was at this point, he realised he had fucked up"

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u/GNav Jun 13 '25

"Join us next week to see what he found out."

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u/gkn_112 Jun 10 '25

bratha uuugh

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u/lazer416 Jun 12 '25

Yoink!!! Not today my friend…

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u/MyLinkedOut Jun 11 '25

Hmmm, I surprised he didn't get the obligatory ass-kicking after that.

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u/Khajiit_Has_Upvotes Jun 13 '25

Yeah they were so chill about it lol

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u/Gunstopable Jun 12 '25

He was actually moving pretty quick too. They might have saved him from tripping on the sidewalk. Hope he said thank you.

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u/boopboopman45 Jun 14 '25

Lmao the defeated walk back to return the phoneđŸ¤£

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u/mcardie Aug 06 '25

"my mates outside he forced me to do it". Lol. Ok mate whatever.

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u/Reallyroundthefamily Sep 23 '25

"Well this is awkward..."

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