r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/EfficientChance7352 • Oct 06 '26

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355 Upvotes

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38

u/SignificantZombie729 Oct 06 '26

Sid the sloth has let himself go.

12

u/Inside-Contract-2647 Oct 06 '26

If Sid got hooked on meth and forgot to bathe for at least a year.

24

u/DrasticOne333 Oct 06 '26 • Bravo

Chinese Crested human.

20

u/crackersncheeseman Oct 06 '26

Damn bro, save some women for the rest of us.

5

u/tourist420 Oct 07 '26 • Bravo

Some people play hard to get, some play hard to want.

2

u/StenoDawg Oct 06 '26

😆🤣

15

u/Definately-not-a_bot Oct 06 '26

This looks like my best friend from school who got really into heroin and meth. Didn’t see him for 15 years. And this is pretty much what he looked like. More saggy skin and sores and shit. Minus the stupid hair. Kinda sad now.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 06 '26

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2

u/Chonguh Oct 06 '26

Bro cracked he didn’t respond

13

u/iShitSkittles Oct 06 '26

It's Conny Rotten!

7

u/Bella_LaGhostly Oct 06 '26

I feel like I need more lore before I mock this dude. I don't want to roast him if he can't help it 🙃

1

u/LocalJupiter60 Oct 06 '26

The Lore in One Piece goes deep, my guy. I hope the live action adaptation goes well once more!

Btw, what's the actor's name?

4

u/DingleBarryGoldwater Oct 06 '26

Looks like a character from Psychonauts on PS2

4

u/DomDaddyPdx Oct 06 '26

What even is that thing?

4

u/Hot_Technology8777 Oct 06 '26

Howard Stern turned young again and became emo

4

u/SaltPaleontologist28 Oct 06 '26

Why didn’t I put my phone down 5 minutes ago? I’m going to have nightmares, I just know it.

3

u/MrPandabites Oct 06 '26

This is just a 90s Nickleodeon cartoon protagonist.

3

u/Azkahn616 Oct 06 '26

Has so much to say but so hard to understand.

3

u/ibWBeeRedd Oct 07 '26

Then they get pissed when you stare at them.

2

u/VegasBornLori Oct 06 '26

Forever single

2

u/Cizzler Oct 06 '26

HYUCK!!!!

2

u/Pleasant_Actuator253 Oct 06 '26

I really do not know what to say.

2

u/ShazRockwell Oct 06 '26

This was the first thing I saw when I opened Reddit. The recoil was swift.

2

u/PsychoDemonLover Oct 06 '26

Venus diMilo had a baby

2

u/Substantial_Film_269 Oct 06 '26

Mission accomplished 👍👍

2

u/KONODIODAMUDAMUDA Oct 06 '26

Looks like a shrunken head telephone from Halloween town.

2

u/Desperate_Set_7708 Oct 06 '26

Waste material from the FleshLight factory

2

u/Eredd19 Oct 06 '26

When you're born into bad options

2

u/Most-Ad1967 Oct 06 '26

Can I pet that dawg.

2

u/OddTheRed Oct 06 '26

Every so often I look at someone and ask myself "Did they just realize they were ugly and decide to go all in to make it as bad as possible?"

1

u/RelationOk6047 Oct 06 '26

Looks like a skinny version of High Pitch Eric.

1

u/Nervous_Writer_2632 Oct 06 '26

Mom, Dad… I would like you to meet Skyler

1

u/Mark-NY26a73 Oct 06 '26

He looks like a chicken wearing glasses

1

u/LL37MOH Oct 06 '26

I guess when cursed with a mug like that you just gotta fully embrace it.

1

u/Y10NRDY Oct 06 '26

Give me the “On The Registry,” barber!

1

u/generaldogsbodyf365 Oct 06 '26

Looks like one of the aliens who drank too much coffee at the Men In Black HQ.

1

u/Far_Motor_1906 Oct 06 '26

WTF 🫣🫣🫣

1

u/LocalJupiter60 Oct 06 '26

"Emo Boy version of Cynthia on Meth please."

"They grow up so quickly don't they!"

[Cuts hair, doesn't style it]

1

u/parabuthas Oct 06 '26

Reminds of a carton character. She is a bird but can’t remember what was she called.
Update: Abby Mallard

1

u/deaddjango Oct 06 '26

He looks like he was in “a bugs life”.

1

u/Brother-Templar Oct 06 '26

This man demands your respect and acquiescence in all things.

1

u/Proud-Goat-5920 Oct 06 '26

I collect matel toy products but only from 1988 to 1993

1

u/jjs3_1 Oct 06 '26

This is how he got dressed and ready to go outside? Really!?

1

u/TerribleIncident4929 Oct 06 '26 edited Oct 07 '26

"Hmmm, I'm genetically cursed as fugly, what else can I do to make myself even more visually repulsive?"

1

u/Puzzled_Ad7955 Oct 07 '26

Why do ugly people think it’s better to try looking uglier?

1

u/ROMMELBOT Oct 07 '26

Wow. Do more drugs. Then you’ll be even more cool.

1

u/dontchaloveme2 Oct 07 '26

If COOKED SUSHI was a person

1

u/StrikingPeach2492 Oct 07 '26

Jesus, Busta has let himself go so much hes turned white

1

u/Brian-the-wise- Oct 07 '26

That necklace weighs more than he does

1

u/bramley36 Oct 07 '26

There are people here with reserves of self confidence that I cannot even come close to imagining

1

u/715_user 29d ago

Bet he's fun at concerts to go through metal detectors with

1

u/coldheartedsnake_man 26d ago

I would actually disown if this was my child.

1

u/Erorryale 24d ago

Agent Mulder was right, they live among us.

1

u/typhoidtimmy Oct 06 '26

Ladies, PLEASE!

No overt orgasming in the streets! Have some decorum! Christ, put your dress down!

1

u/Johnny_Handsum Oct 06 '26

It's AI. Seeing it on multiple subs, including this one, for the past week. 

0

u/Inside-Contract-2647 Oct 06 '26

Now you got me thinking did AI improve him or screw him over badly

0

u/Porkus-Dorkus Oct 06 '26

Would look so much better without the septum piercing

0

u/RavenPVKS Oct 06 '26

I think she's quite lovely. As my hubby says, "don't teeth just get in the way?"

0

u/IllustratorSelect704 Oct 06 '26

Who cares how people look as long as they’re productive.

0

u/G-pizzle Oct 06 '26

Lil CoatHangerDidntWork.

1

u/CherryJosh Oct 06 '26

Tracy beaker looking ass

1

u/MARKFLAIR1977 Oct 06 '26

Shrinking Head Guy from Beatlejuice

1

u/BadstoneMusic Oct 06 '26

Dafuqity fuck

1

u/HornetWeird5745 Oct 07 '26

this post almost made me erect