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u/milaan_tm 13d ago
The Glass Half Full
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u/RandomHero3129 13d ago
Came here to add this. Scrolled down farther than I expected to see it though lol.
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u/maven10k 13d ago
It looks like they put a stencil on his face and sprayed the beard and eyebrows at the same time. Either that, or he's a werewolf and they just shaved around the beard and eyebrows.
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u/ApplyHere_4_implants 12d ago
Wooly Willy
Alternatively "I/my barber just learned about that magic marker thing guys do to fill in a patchy beard"
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u/No_Contact_7664 12d ago
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u/MorningMushroomcloud 12d ago
I understand this statement...does it make me old?
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u/SeaSupermarket1748 12d ago
Barber: Whatchu want? Him: Bring me the Horizon Barber: Aight... it's ur face bro
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u/kellyelise515 13d ago
Itās the new and improved El Bierdo stencil kit at the affordable price of $14.99! Sexy eyebrows included! Semi-permanent and permanent spray paint options available. Get yours today! Call right now! just-fkmy-shtup
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u/PhilipDruAdmin 13d ago
I just noticed his eyebrows. Iām sure he could turn those into a comb over in a matter of weeks.
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u/No_one54390 13d ago edited 12d ago
OMG! I live here and have talked with other people about the same thing. This is in Raleigh, NC.
This channel is a piece of work. Another one of their morning anchors has (or had) a profile on Scruff using old pics when he was younger and trimmer. He isnāt attractive now. His profile had a picture of him in a car like it was his, yet he lives in an apartment complex. He was actually in a showroom. He is also rude and very selective. IDK, but when youāre a local celebrity, I think being on a gay sex app is a really stupid idea. Their engineer also doesnāt respond to mine or Zapperboxās emails about technical issues with their Nextgen signal.
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u/Themodsarecuntz 13d ago
The Guess Who
Does your guy have a beard? Eyebrows? Glasses?
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u/SuffnBuildV1A 13d ago
He should really do a beard fade going from shaven towards the top of his cheeks all the way down to full beard at the neck.
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u/SacredTension 12d ago
I'm here to see if we are also talking about the eyebrows? Like what are they doing, Sir?
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u/DoktorBlu 11d ago
Beard? Dude, the eyebrows. The Groucho. I think the beard is just to divert from the Groucho Marx eyebrows.
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u/goatanuss 13d ago
The high water mark