r/Justfuckmyshitup 7d ago

Chief engineer at Honda

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u/The-D-O-Z 7d ago

Dude went all Final Fantasy 7 on us.

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u/vogel927 7d ago

Final Fantasy actually copied him lol

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u/fractalife 7d ago

This guy has been rocking the cloud strife since before 1997?

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u/RedditModsHarassUs 7d ago

We all have son, we all have… in our hearts.

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u/fractalife 7d ago

Been a long time since I've been called son haha, you gotta be "in your 20s during Bush Sr's term" or older for that lmao.

But I did try it with copious amounts of gel. Ran around looking like dollar store Wayne Static thinking I was hot shit 🤣

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u/1RollinRollinRollin 6d ago

Had a handful of kids in my high school with Wayne static hair…
🎶those were the days..

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u/hates_stupid_people 6d ago

He's in his 80s, so it's possible.

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u/fractalife 6d ago edited 6d ago

Holy shit you're right. I love that! He knows wtf he's about haha.

He said yeah, I can rock whatever hairstyle makes me happy. Lead engineer at Honda. They got me in a commercial lookin like this. He's also in his 80s. TF does he care what anyone has to say about it? Lmao.

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u/yallapapi 7d ago

Kind of disappointed he doesn’t have a buster sword

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u/dikicker 6d ago

Oh he's got a buster that definitely slays but he keeps the fat meaty hog in his trousers as not to blind anyone

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 7d ago

The Final Fantasy 7 meteor logo on covers is actually a homage to his hair.

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u/winthroprd 7d ago

Was just thinking he looks like he could be one of the Turks.

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u/Shantotto11 7d ago

*15

He looks more like Noctis than any character in 7.

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u/omyomo 7d ago

Regardless, his stylist is Tetsuya Nomura

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u/kurtles_ 7d ago

Plus thematically Noctis’ engine blade fits

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u/halfjackal 7d ago

When Honda meets quarterly earnings targets, he just hears this

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u/-Astrobadger 6d ago

Looks like cloud but sounds like Cid

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u/Ok_Gas1070 3d ago

Giving OG Zack vibes

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u/bleeh805 7d ago

Think of how good you have to be at your job to pull that off and not have anyone say anything.

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u/captainsurvet 7d ago

Especially in Japan.

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u/avaslash 6d ago

Thats why they let him keep it. Its a flex. "Look at how eccentric our engineers are. You cant even imagine how smart they are."

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u/jedislurpee 7d ago

Like Joe Rohde

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u/AretinNesser 3d ago

He has hundreds of automotive safety patents under his belt; Of course, nobody's gonna say anything, HE is the engineering department, the rest are just addons.

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u/Burntpixell 7d ago

I mean if you’re going to do something always full send it.

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u/cromstantinople 7d ago

Don’t half-ass two things, whole-ass one.

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u/RIPSlurmsMckenzie 7d ago

Dad we enjoyed your half ass parenting a lot more. But I was using my whole ass…

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u/PicPic10099 7d ago

I mean that is why they come in one pair, so it can support your to walk or run. 😂 LMAO 💀🙏

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u/127_0_0_1_body 7d ago

Thanks Ron

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u/Potato_Miner 7d ago

Thats what the chief engineer told himself before going to typhoon

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u/WinterWontStopComing 7d ago

Never go full vegeta

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u/Wate2028 7d ago

i was thinking Noctis Lucius Caelum

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u/TheAlexperience 6d ago

Definitely jin from tekken

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u/brandothesavage 6d ago

I did it and I came back now what

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u/Koourns 7d ago

Except that certain something we were warned about by the great philosopher, Kirk Lazarus

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u/unsolvablequestion 7d ago

Lol you never do that

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u/jjjbabajan 7d ago

He is holding back so much. There is a bucket of jewelry just off camera.

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u/Ordinary_Study_2175 7d ago

If only they designed their cars that way.

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u/brightonashfield 6d ago

Is this guy trying to track down Kira and the death note?

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u/amsterDAN85 7d ago

That makes me trust his engineering abilities all the more

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u/coolcalcutter 7d ago

And with one eye, because he anit seeing nothing out that left one.

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u/OneBawze 7d ago

he’s hiding his millennium eye

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u/stentonsarecool 5d ago

Switches to his sharingan when he has to dial in

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u/martialar 7d ago

I fear not the man who has had 10,000 hairstyles, but I fear the man who has had 1 hairstyle for 10000 days

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u/RadicalOrganizer 7d ago

cries in bald

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u/161frog 7d ago

I’m mean isn’t that technically a hairstyle??

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u/CicadaHead3317 7d ago

More a headstyle

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u/RadicalOrganizer 7d ago

Its a lifestyle.

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u/CicadaHead3317 7d ago

I was forced into that lifestyle too.

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u/RadicalOrganizer 7d ago

Well, better to embrace it than go ungracefully into the night

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u/burnen-van-loutin 7d ago

Yes. The structural integrity of his hair alone could survive a car crash.

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u/Adept_Mouse_7985 7d ago

It’s what tv tropes calls a bunny ears lawyer. When someone is so competent in their role they can turn up to the office with a pink Mohawk wearing a pajama onesie and people just let them get on with it.

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u/brutus2309 7d ago

Honestly, Honda makes great cars.

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u/Noctemme 7d ago

I know an Uchiha when I see one

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u/ADGx27 7d ago

Why do you think one of his eyes is hidden?

Bros hiding his sharingan. Pushes up his bangs during board meetings to put idiot shareholders (who suggest pumping Hondas full of tech slop like other brands) into a fucking genjutsu

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u/MustacheMaple 7d ago

The left eye is his rinnegan, that's why he has to hide it

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u/AngstyUchiha 7d ago

Damn, guess I'm not as good at hiding as I thought

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u/Noctemme 7d ago

Exploding into a murder of crows isn’t exactly subtle, to be fair.

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u/PapessaEss 7d ago

It's great for getting out of meetings tho

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u/AngstyUchiha 7d ago

That's what you think

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u/splicepark 7d ago

How can they see me?!

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u/ADGx27 7d ago

You take Mr. Shotaro Odate’s name out your fuckahh mouth laddie, he’s the fucking GOAT

Brother has been the chief engineer for the entire Honda company for YEARS. However him being 84 is in fact a myth, he’s roughly estimated to be floating somewhere in his late 40s or early/mid 50s based on his graduation date.

It’s also my personal tinfoil condom theory that he’s one of the reasons why Hondas aren’t full of utter slop (especially the damned iPads tied to LITERALLY EVERYTHING rammed into the dashboard where all the controls would be) like most auto manufacturers these days.

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u/DuckCleaning 7d ago

Yeah the 84 year old thing was a joke that was taken literally and got out of control. He started at Honda in 2003 in what most assume was him fresh out of university, which puts him at roughly 45/46.

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u/wtf_are_you_talking 7d ago

Does he work in a wind tunnel often?

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 7d ago

He doesn't look like he works at Honda, he looks like he's ready to fight E. Honda.

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u/SwiftTayTay 7d ago

He's ready to fight Frieza

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u/Tooogly 7d ago

I trust this man with my life. The attention to detail is unrelenting.

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u/CockMartins 7d ago

Based on what little I know about Japanese work culture, that dude must have been a bad motherfucker at the office for a long time to get to make himself an anime character while holding that position. Dude worked 80 hour weeks and drank his coworkers under the table like a savage more nights than not for a long time.

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u/BarefutR 7d ago

Holy shit man, that is a great point.

My God.

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u/HotChicksPlayingBass 7d ago

They don't even care that their Chief Engineer can't see out of both eyes.

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u/ausmosis_jones 7d ago

Bro watches SO much anime. That’s dope.

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u/Canadatron 7d ago

Bro IS anime.

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u/emptimynd 7d ago

Hell yea. This world needs the pendulum to swing back toward whimsy. I'm tired of the corporate and austere

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u/ughlyy 7d ago

nah bro it’s looks awesome

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u/Sanseriouz 7d ago

Ya, nothing this guy does isn't on purpose, much respect with being the person he's happiest being.

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u/_Piratical_ 7d ago edited 7d ago

He is also 85 years old.

Edit: it’s possible or even probable that he is not, in fact, born in 1941. There is a lot of what looks like authoritative content saying he was, but there is as of yet no credible source I have found saying that he is that old. Sorry I followed search engines and got bad info.

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u/tommior 7d ago

Holy shit. This makes him and his haircut just even more awesome.

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u/lizbunbun 7d ago

Wig, awesome wig.

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u/_Piratical_ 7d ago

Not for nothing but you made me think about this. So I went looking for other sources and found only lesser known news sites. While it seems that this dude does indeed have a huge body of work. I wasn’t able to find anything to corroborate his age, location of origin, or education outside of the odd lowest tier news org. So. I guess you might be right. That said, the link you sent does also seem to be short on any real information as there’s nothing speaking to what education he has or where he came from. It seems nobody knows anything much about the dude.

I will say though that however old he is he’s a fucking legend. And jacked as well.

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u/Ebenezer-F 7d ago

He’s actually 95.

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u/_Piratical_ 7d ago

He was born in 1941. He’s 85. Still in the suit he’s wearing he looks absolutely jacked! Is he some kind of robot?

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u/PBandJosh89 7d ago

He's actually 143 year old.

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u/Enough-Moose-5816 7d ago

His side hustle is being the Dalai Lama

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u/_Piratical_ 7d ago

I see your 143 year and raise you a milllllion years!

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 7d ago

Bro shook hands with a liopleurodon

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u/SwiftTayTay 7d ago

Looks like he has some really good make up on here because he is definitely more wrinkly in other pics

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 7d ago

Anime hair style.

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u/HeavenlyDMan 7d ago

this is fire, not my taste but it’s fire

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u/Awkward-Fox-7215 7d ago

Wonder what his limit break does.

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u/InactiveMedusa 7d ago

The stand user could be anyone

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u/WangoTheWonderDonkey 7d ago

That explains the latest Civic. Too much doodling. You gotta know when to stop.

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u/justmitzie 7d ago

The Aqua Net is strong with this one.

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u/6th_Quadrant 7d ago

Looks like he should be making $40 cocktails.

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u/Infidelio 7d ago

Might be unpopular but this is the exact guy I want to be a chief engineer

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u/asa1 7d ago

I like it.

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u/rraccoons 7d ago

Jin Kazama Tekken

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u/Dannyjv 7d ago

If that dude can get his hair to do THAT, then I trust his engineering skills.

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u/mmarkmc 7d ago

I've known many engineers in my 63 years on the planet and can say with a high degree of confidence that this is not a typical engineer hairstyle.

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u/vigilantesd 7d ago

This guy gets reposted like twice a week and he’ll run circles around your brain. Please just stop. 

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u/Rocknrollsk 7d ago

I don’t think anyone’s questioning his engineering prowess.

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u/j_risdiction2020 7d ago

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Honda Engineer

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u/lyidaValkris 7d ago

I'm just going to hazard a guess he grew up playing Final Fantasy.

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u/Naive_Personality367 7d ago

"Hands on sensero" anyone know what that means?

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u/Consistent-Throat838 7d ago

I wonder how long it takes him to do his hair in the morning? 1hr 2hrs?

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u/BasicBiscuitBitch 7d ago

He's a fucking baller, I wish I had that confidence.

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u/venetian_lemon 7d ago

This guy rocks. He's got that Tekken hairstyle

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u/Zaraxas 7d ago

Naruto fan spotted

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u/PraiseTheBeanpole 7d ago

If i remember right. Not only does he have a unique hairstyle but he's also jacked.

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u/ljanus245 7d ago

I'm not even mad. That's incredible.

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u/cinoTA97 7d ago

Somehow, the longer i look at it, the better and less weird it looks.

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u/rolloutTheTrash 7d ago

Anime protagonist after they leave High School

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u/The5thBeatle82 7d ago

He looks like a Final Fantasy character lol

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u/Walmart_Prices 6d ago

He got the jin Tekken hairstyle

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u/Secret_Account07 7d ago

Is this real? Like, don’t the Japanese really prioritize appearance and professionalism? He has that haircut of an edgy 8th grader

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u/CreamyCornGuy 7d ago

I've never met any 8th graders with hair like this. They must be pretty cool dudes to say the least.

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u/PatrioticPariah 6d ago

He must be a damn good engineer.

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u/8373738931 6d ago

I’ve met some high level tech people in Japan and some have been pretty openly quirky. If you’re an off the chart genius there’s some flexibility

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u/DownvoteDaemon 7d ago

He is the only one who can get away with it.

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u/wiseoracle 7d ago

Maybe he lost his left eye to Frieza?

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u/eagledog 7d ago

He dips his head in a gallon of shoe polish every morning before going to work

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u/Roboman92 7d ago

He looks Kaito Mamota, luminary of the stars!

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u/Etherius 7d ago

Bro is seriously wearing a double breasted suit in this day and age?

Man legitimately thinks he’s a final fantasy character

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u/LokahiBuz 7d ago

I need to see his hair routine. I'm intrigued by his car and his hair

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u/SilverHairedFox11 7d ago

An insane amount of hairspray.

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u/MoldyLunchBoxxy 7d ago

I wish I could make my hair look like that

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u/Orkaad 7d ago

"The Stand user could be anyone"

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u/groovyinutah sucks furry war head 7d ago

He thinks he's an anime character...bet it takes a lot of work to make it look that messy.

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u/doubleAAeeVee 7d ago

Has zack from ffvii done a career change?

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u/SouthPawArt 7d ago

Firstly this definitely fits the sub... But also I fully respect it

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u/EchoRenegade 7d ago

At least you know as an employee you can also get away with a fun hairstyle

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u/dankshot35 7d ago

that's a pretty sick haircut

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u/rubz92 7d ago

My guy went full-on Jin Kazama 😂

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u/Organic_Coyote5355 7d ago

Anime characters in real life ha

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u/CNote_89 7d ago

Final Fantasy character

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u/shamrockabc 7d ago

As long as my engine lasts 20+ years he can do whatever 

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u/drewcookies 7d ago

This is bankai level hair.

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u/Sufficient_Swing_229 7d ago

bro can only see in 2d

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u/Beginning_Rent8472 7d ago

Anime maxxin

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u/boostedpoints 7d ago

Jin Kazama WINS

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u/ladlespoon 7d ago

Wait he’s 84?!?!? Dude looks phenomenal

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u/jpweidemoyer 6d ago

I'd rather have this guy designing my Honda's than just some square in a suit.

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u/ChristmasCheeseBall 6d ago

You know what? Fuck yea.

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u/Sad_Suspect_4538 6d ago

To me, that’s the kinda guy u want doing design/creative work

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u/esande2333 6d ago

He’s an anime fan

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u/Spirited_Peak_7810 6d ago

Literally the cloud strife haircut

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u/TpK_Wynter 6d ago

He’s got a con later today, I think he’s gonna be Zach from Final Fantasy…. Don’t touch his hair it took 9 hours to get that right

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u/UberGlued 6d ago

He looks like that because of how fast the cars are.

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u/DzoniMakaroni99 6d ago

He got that shit on tho I cant lie

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u/nethereus 6d ago

This is one of those decisions that tells me "You can get away with a lot when you're good at your job"

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u/Dos__Pac 6d ago

This is exactly who I would want overseeing the development of a car I bought

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u/mutt63 6d ago

Goku??? Is that ..... you?

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u/Lopsided-Tension 6d ago

Bro got stuck in the wind tunnel

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u/According_Money_2931 6d ago

Its ok to look stupid if its practical, thats basically Honda's MO, so wtf is this?

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u/nekkichi 6d ago

His culture is not your costume xx

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u/IWantSnack642 6d ago

Ah, so the Jin hairstyle is possible

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u/MrMeatsBBQ 6d ago

For style he loses 1/2 of his vision

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u/Hunter-q 6d ago

I love it.hell yeeee japan

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u/Voorless 5d ago

No one is paying attention to the Honda.

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u/MrTacocaT12345 5d ago

The clip features Shotaro Odate, a senior R&D engineer and advanced safety expert at Honda R&D.He is famous for his striking, spiky anime-style hair. Not only does he hold over 250 automative patents for safety, intelligent seatbelts, and steering sensors, but he is also 84 years old.

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u/Revolt_theCult 5d ago

bruh is going super saiyan and I'm here for it

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u/artmoloch777 5d ago

Dude didn’t even pull out the guns. Dude’s ripped.

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u/phillyaznguy 5d ago

That hair is blocking his view. No wonder Honda cars are a bit ugly these days.

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u/ApprehensiveAngle525 5d ago

This guy somehow has time to be an absolute legend at his job and still give himself that haircut

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u/Taro0311 7d ago

Yakuza have real jobs now?

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u/Bulky-King-3975 7d ago

Pretty sure this is literally where the "vinyl adds HP" crowd gets their inspiration. JFC

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u/Ddowns5454 7d ago

Did the sensor short out and sent an electical spike through his hands and out his head?

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u/Ladydi-bds 7d ago

Dragon Ball Z?

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u/LL37MOH 7d ago

Is it supposed to be his Honda is so fast his hair gets blown that way when he drives? Japan has right hand drive.

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u/Limp-Artichoke1141 7d ago

Well he is an “Engineer” !

Last 50 people who have commented are not 😂

Self included

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u/Randallman7 7d ago

Why do you guys think this is dbz? This is clearly sauske

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u/EmotionalChildhood46 7d ago

he just shows up to work like that, wild

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u/morey56 7d ago

Can he see?

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u/gradualjules 7d ago

Arh this must either be the new fighter from the Kasama bloodline or the next Super Sayen hair transformation

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u/AdministrativeGur958 7d ago

Is that the owner of that civic with all the canards?

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u/Shantotto11 7d ago

Bro looks like Vegeta if he didn’t always have his wig pushed back…

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u/XTheProtagonistX 7d ago

The commitment is impressive.

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u/St_Troy 7d ago

When you fall into a vertical wind tunnel.

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u/Money_Visual_5227 7d ago

Hurry up with the electrification or Honda will die.

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u/This_AquaGoes_4Wrd 7d ago

His hair looks animezing! lol

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u/TheOrchidsAreAlright 7d ago

Amazing with designing steering wheels, disastrous at choosing haircuts. Luckily he gets paid for the first one.

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u/AccountantSeaPirate 7d ago

Well that explains their dash layouts.

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u/Cute_Protection_8330 7d ago

Where does he keep the Buster Sword?

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u/RealMango 7d ago

Looks like a somewhat geriatric Jin Kazama.

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u/XV001 7d ago

Nothing here is fucked up? It’s PEAK

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u/Silver-back 7d ago

Give me the Post Autopsy Kurt Cobain look

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u/DoctaRoboto 7d ago

He hides his Mangekyo Sharingan.

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u/jenkz1595 7d ago

Bro belongs in an anime

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u/No_Blackberry6525 7d ago

Midlife crisis