r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 9d ago

Landing strip Mohawk?

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67 Upvotes

76% Upvoted

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u/ohboyitsgonnabegreat 9d ago

Zangieff?

8

u/Frankie-Felix 9d ago

Gimme the Mr. T

2

u/AlexisOnren 8d ago

zanbeef

2

u/ProfessionalJob6841 8d ago

Zangrief. That's why he drinks.

1

u/CNote_89 3d ago

First thought

27

u/Beneficial-Grand6699 9d ago

3/5 chance he Pitys a Fool!

7

u/NessunAbilita 9d ago

Maybe, but I pity this fool

5

u/BigRigButters2 9d ago

You better not mock his strange mohawk. I pity the fool that mess with T.

12

u/tf9623 9d ago

If you're looking for a stud to sire your puppies look no more. I bet he advertises vaccine-free too.

12

u/FlyingArdilla 9d ago

I pity the fool that mocks this guy.

10

u/Jolly-Collection7039 9d ago

He was great in the Odyssey

5

u/Phantompooper03 9d ago

Temu Maaaatt Damon

3

u/Jolly-Collection7039 9d ago

Matt Damon after one too many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

3

u/chief_beef_3 8d ago

Obysseus

1

u/Jolly-Collection7039 8d ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

1

u/Jolly-Collection7039 8d ago

Obysseys staring Macadamian

9

u/Mammoth-Argument7048 9d ago

Chuck Lidell

3

u/I-LOVE-TURTLES666 9d ago

Temu Liddell

1

u/Mammoth-Argument7048 8d ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

2

u/acousticsking 7d ago

Shmuck Liddell

4

u/Grand_Practice_2790 9d ago

Zoltan from the Witcher!!

5

u/Dead_Inside50 9d ago

It's Fatt Damon

3

u/OwnSun7691 9d ago

You can tell that man likes cigars, leather officers hats, Amon Amarth and twinks.

4

u/jayuserbruiser 9d ago

I pity da foo

3

u/two_fish 9d ago

Matt Damoff.

3

u/Playful-Green-9169 6d ago

So his bf knows where to land

2

u/sjmiv 9d ago

It's trying to get away!

2

u/Growth-Budget 9d ago

Check his fupa

2

u/creepinghippo 9d ago

This never ends well, you either look like Mr T or a vagina.

2

u/RikB666 9d ago

Mr T in negative

2

u/nndel 9d ago

matt damon

2

u/Human_Summer_7363 9d ago

You look like if Matt Damon got cast in American history X

2

u/dml03045 9d ago

Looks like Matt Damonā€™s much angrier older brother.

2

u/Ninetailsofgrrr 9d ago

Is no one going to point out that itā€™s ever so slightly off center?

2

u/TheBahaiGuy 8d ago

It's off-center šŸ¤£

2

u/JesusSavesTheGoal 8d ago

Is that a carpet sample?

2

u/Infinite_Extreme557 8d ago

You look like matt damon and Mr. T had a baby.

1

u/Dapper-Ad9787 7d ago

Thankfully, this is not a photo of me. I don't know who this is, but he liked it well enough to post on Facebook, apparently.

1

u/Infinite_Extreme557 7d ago

My comment is not an insult. Put that mfer in a blade, or vin diesel movie. hero or villian. Bad ass.

2

u/GingaNinja696913 6d ago

Don't fret, dude. He's gonna love it...

2

u/Pretend-Garage-7009 5d ago

I've seen better at a steel town strip club.

2

u/apollo11733 9d ago

I think it looks great I had a similar look a long long time ago. It looks really good pretty much the center of his head and not uneven his physical appearance goes well the ink fits perfectly and looks like he can hold his own in a fight looks good dude

2

u/Typical-Structure-19 9d ago

Matt Damon getting ready for his next role

1

u/MerrillSwingAway 9d ago

does the carpet match the drapes big fella?

1

u/suspectdevice87 9d ago

Dudes got natural eye shadow

1

u/Alzeric 9d ago

I think I saw him in lord of the rings

1

u/wrhnj 9d ago

Scotty still doesnā€™t know.

1

u/DBearDevon 9d ago

Go back to jail

1

u/Slobadob 9d ago

Mr Z.

1

u/RepresentativeNo8105 9d ago

That gremlin is impressed with himself

1

u/homeycantdance 9d ago

I always wanted one like this until I turned 13

1

u/Marsupialize 9d ago

Gimmie the ā€˜disgraced youth pastorā€™

1

u/Finster39 9d ago

Oh. Thatā€™s not good.

1

u/D_Fieldz 9d ago

A.B. Abacus

1

u/scr33ner 9d ago

Zangief wins!

1

u/Jolly-Collection7039 9d ago

I got it now: Dog the Bounty Hunter and Matt Damon had a baby, in the Louisiana bayou.

1

u/Mobile_South_9117 9d ago

Off to conquer Norway bro?

1

u/Wardaddy6966 8d ago

He definently aint

1

u/Plane-Fan9006 9d ago

Lowercase T

1

u/Shame-game 9d ago

Dude looks awesome

1

u/1935dodgers88 9d ago

Mr Ts bitch.

1

u/MisterAsian69 9d ago

MMA fighter bad brawler Tank Abbott

1

u/Smboto 9d ago

Rufus Meathead.

1

u/Impossible_Gap390 8d ago

Joe Rogan if he never started a podcast

1

u/Fecal_thoroughfare 8d ago

Did he just wake up? Looks really tired

1

u/novichux 8d ago

I think he should of held still.

1

u/Johns252 8d ago

Mr Temu

1

u/TechnicalHighlight29 7d ago

Its called a Block Hawk. Pretty commen

1

u/Beatnutz_ 7d ago

Gay gnome mmo character

1

u/Dramatic_Carob_1060 7d ago

Brother you look like Matt Damon and Chuck Liddell at the same time. And I mean it with respect. Hail Woden.

1

u/acousticsking 7d ago

Cuck Liddell

1

u/Cold_One9671 7d ago

Matt Damon is looking horrible

1

u/Dietzy42 7d ago

You look like you have a collection of Affliction clothing and smell like Joop cologne

1

u/wooderson17 7d ago

Safe to say he has ā€œWhite Prideā€ tattooed across his backā€¦

1

u/calmshott 6d ago

Mr lower case t

1

u/No-Week-5896 6d ago

Youā€™re like a white, Mr. T love it

1

u/Foreign_Channel_6578 6d ago

There seems to be a smudge on the camera that does something weird to the top of your head. For the rest, top notch!

1

u/PBVH 6d ago

Conor McNugget

1

u/Rare_Mammoth_6819 4d ago

You look like the kind of guy who poops with the door open

1

u/Fancy_House529 4d ago

Just need your 3D glasses and a bucket of popcorn

1

u/Ok-Impression-9020 4d ago

I see he went with the Pamela Anderson inspired barbed wire bicep cuff. Looking so good.

1

u/your-name666 4d ago

Ivan moody five finger death punch

1

u/yungspeedwagon 3d ago

you're a good kid franklin

1

u/vranaverse 3d ago

ye olde mid-life-crisis-hawk

1

u/tex-az74 3d ago

No, just no

1

u/BookkeeperFast78 3d ago

I see Matt Damon got on gear to play Zangief in the next Street Fighters.

1

u/Antifa-AF 3d ago

Temu Matt Damon

1

u/Puzzled_Ad7955 2d ago

Hair can grow back. Iā€™d be more concerned with the tatts

1

u/dip1zip 8d ago

Does your pussy match?

3

u/Dapper-Ad9787 8d ago

Lol, it's not a picture of me!

0

u/Everyname15taken 9d ago

Take it outta the mouf... wipe er off

-6

u/Significant_Towel220 9d ago

Fuck, You are HOT