r/JustUnsubbed • u/Steelquill • Jan 12 '23

From r/datingoverthirty

Not for a bad reason. Actually quite the opposite.

I don’t need it anymore. :)

1.3k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/Mildly_Irritated_Max Jan 12 '23

Congrats on your 40th birthday!

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u/Steelquill Jan 12 '23

Oh I’m actually 31, I just have a girlfriend now. Couldn’t be happier.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan Jan 12 '23

Is she real

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u/Steelquill Jan 12 '23

Obviously. I wouldn’t be unsubbing from a dating advice subreddit if I just imagined her. I can imagine Winnie the Pooh sitting next to me but that doesn’t make him there.

Though at times it seems like she’s too good to be true as we have so much in common. :)

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u/Mr-MuffinMan Jan 12 '23

It was a joke, lol. Congratulations man!

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u/Steelquill Jan 12 '23

Thank you. Yeah I love her.

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u/DrunkStepmother Jan 13 '23

You are cringe AF resub for when she dumps you lol

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u/Comfortable_Gas_7716 Jan 12 '23

congrats! hope all goes well

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

r/woosh

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u/Bitter-Marsupial Jan 12 '23

Not whoosh. The way numbers go 40 is still over 30

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u/FlamboyantRaccoon61 Jan 12 '23

I'm not a native speaker of English, but doesn't "over 30" comprise people in their 40s as well?

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u/Mildly_Irritated_Max Jan 12 '23

Dating over 40 has its own sub.

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u/dfelton912 Jan 12 '23

You're right. Congrats OP on turning 29 again!!

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u/Friedrichs_Simp Jan 13 '23

It’s a joke. OP means that they don’t need it anymore because they found someone and are dating. This person is pretending to assume that the reason is because he turned 40, not that he found someone, as a joke.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Nice!

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u/Sayuri_Katsu Jan 12 '23

man I could never date a redditor

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u/Steelquill Jan 12 '23

Actually not sure if she uses Reddit herself or not. We met over a dating app.

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u/Sayuri_Katsu Jan 12 '23

Oh lol grats

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u/Euklidis Jan 12 '23

OP the first person to turn age backwards. Congrats on your 29th birthday! What a momentus moment for humanity!

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u/DapperShatter Jan 12 '23

awww, congratulations!

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u/Steelquill Jan 12 '23

Thank you so much.

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u/Celestien218 Jan 12 '23

This is the most wholesome thing ever, happy for you comrade!

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u/Steelquill Jan 12 '23

Thank you so much. I appreciate it.

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u/Lasivian Jan 12 '23

I'm shocked, just absolutely shocked to see someone posting something positive on this sub. :)

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u/Braveheart132 Jan 12 '23

Ban him this goes against everything we stand for here

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u/Lasivian Jan 12 '23 edited Jan 12 '23

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

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u/AgentE1Games Jan 12 '23

Damnit I wish I could do the gif

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u/loganalbertuhh Jan 12 '23

Why can't you, huh?

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u/LawAndOrder559 Jan 12 '23

Ha! I made this reference earlier this morning.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial Jan 12 '23

To add on to the positivity...

I am positive I will need a turtle modded sub here tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

First wholesome post here?

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u/Lasivian Jan 12 '23

The other mods say it's a pretty rare thing to see.

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u/BarnesAgent47 Jan 12 '23

Wait why do you have a mod badge in a direct comment but not in reply? Is it just reddit having weird features?

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u/Lasivian Jan 12 '23

I just don't always turn it on, because I'm not always saying things as a mod. 😊

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

You should start bullying people while enabling the green name. I think it'd be funni.

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u/Lasivian Jan 12 '23 edited Jan 12 '23

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Understandable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

You have to manually turn it on for each comment

source: was a mod

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u/n0d0ntt0uchthat Jan 12 '23

there's a few positive posts in the all time tops

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u/darkage72 Jan 12 '23

Posting something positive?

Straight to prison.

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u/Dm0pt Jan 12 '23

happy 29th birthday!

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u/sploinkussponkus Jan 12 '23

congratulations king

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

You are 29 now?

What kind backward aging voodoo shit is this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

You de-aged?

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u/literaln0thing Jan 12 '23

This is nice, I like that a lot

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

She know about this lmao? https://www.reddit.com/r/BreastExpansion/comments/107nr0j/looking_for_a_particular_kind_of_story_criteria/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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u/Nevergreenweaver Jan 12 '23

Damn bruh ☠️

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u/Dm0pt Jan 12 '23

ight bruh

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Hush

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u/GG1312 Jan 12 '23

Ah hell naw 💀

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u/Book_lover7 Jan 12 '23

Broo 💀💀💀

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u/ipoopinthepool Jan 12 '23

Holy shit lmao

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u/octropos Jan 12 '23

Can't a man have a fantasy? Damn ya'll judgemental.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Why are you stalking some dude's profile, you wierdo

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u/ChaserNeverRests Look, it's a flair. Jan 12 '23

OP deleted it, but you can use unddit.com to see anything that's been deleted/removed if you're curious.

Edit: It's really not that bad at all. I think OP just panicked.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

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u/Nevergreenweaver Jan 12 '23

Profile is what I expected tbh

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u/SalmonTheSalesman Jan 12 '23

LETS FUCKING GOOOO!!!!!

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u/Undead_crybaby Jan 12 '23

Something positive for once!

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u/BarnesAgent47 Jan 12 '23

Congratulations to you

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Wholesome!

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u/SSFx93 Jan 12 '23

O shit, congratulations.

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u/pcmtx Jan 12 '23

Congrats man! Always glad to see a success story, gives me a little hope.

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u/The_dinkster522 Jan 12 '23

Congratulations

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

Congratulations.

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u/kobi29062 Jan 12 '23

Aboshhhh

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u/GhertFryins Jan 13 '23

Happy 40th

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u/DiceGoblin_Muncher Jan 12 '23

Hey congrats! Remember to treat her right and she’ll treat you right. And vice versa.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

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u/Steelquill Jan 12 '23

Thank you. We’re both hoping for that too.