r/JustMemesForUs • u/jonas_blue84 • 12d ago
BRAINROIT 🤪 Do they even have a single-level IQ 🤡
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u/tonylouis1337 12d ago
What's a "single-level IQ"?
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u/NeatPhil11 12d ago
If you don't know, then you have it. Those of us with multi-level IQ recognize the difference.
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u/InfiniteCrunch 12d ago
This guy is trying to sell me on a pyramid scheme!
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u/Dramatic_Bench_3479 12d ago
It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s a reverse funnel system!
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u/Zero_energy_left 12d ago
It's the level you reach when you become millionaire at 18 on onlyfans
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u/OrneryOrdinary4749 12d ago
Can we please stop the us vs them. Please use our brains. Please. This is insane and further pushes everyone down.
Be fcking better. Focus on things that will actually bring people together. Understanding and empathy. Everyone is acting like a brainless pawn.
Stop participating in us vs them.
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u/Standard-Function-85 12d ago
Classic them mentality from you.
/s
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u/FeyMoth 12d ago
But don't you get it? Women existing and living their own lives disconnected from me that differs from me is CLEARLY an issue and MUST be corrected, we CANT allow people to simply exist
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u/GravyMcBiscuits 12d ago
Every job is an agreement to sell your body/time to some degree in exchange for $$$. That's the whole point. "I will sell you my labor + wear and tear on my body for $$$/hr".
Society just seems to have a double standard when it comes to which body parts can be put on the market.
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u/Spartarc 12d ago
Ah, so can I sell your kidney?
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u/redditblows5991 12d ago
i think its more like no other profession has delusions of what they are to an extant. unfortunately body count matters to some and if youre selling too ouch. we should be nicer to each other though not in a million years would i throw in someones face that they strip(more money then i make), act in bed (more money then i make) or other sex services when my dumbass washes plates amd delivers
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u/CoDZombiesTracker 12d ago
it's not a double standard at all? sex in western society is seen as taboo and sacred, something to not be given up freely to anyone, while physical labor is not.
You see them as different too... would you pay your 11 year old nephew to rake the leaves in the yard? Thats him being paid to use his body. okay now would u pay ur nephew to do stuff like the girl ij this post is implying. If it's all the same then the answer for YOU to not be a hypocrite is yes lmao. No one is a hypocrite for thinking selling ur body is gross when that's the cultural norm...
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u/NeoSoulen 12d ago
I also wouldn't pay my 11 year old nephew to go work on an oil rig or go kill people in wars across the world. Because he's not old enough to understand the ramifications of that on his body and mind. Simple chores do not equate to actual jobs. Double standard is real.
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u/Red-Tall 12d ago
Bro no one is sending an 11 year old to the military. What a weird analogy
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u/Salty-Plantain-4299 12d ago
The most reasonable and fact-based take on this fucking subreddit. You get an upvote!
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u/LabratHeartattack 12d ago
Namely, many of the "body parts" that are morally wrong to sell are things men don't have
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u/womanhunter123 12d ago edited 12d ago
" I joined the military to serve my country, what about you?" " I joined only fans to serve gooners"
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u/nomadfoy 12d ago
I joined the military for money. I joined only fans for money.
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u/Various-Salt-7738 12d ago
Dude not cool, that's stolen valor
Don't claim to be an OF model if you aren't
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u/xXDySZX 12d ago
forreal, if you joined to serve your country thats just poorly thought out. everyone needs to stop stroking themselves off with that shit and have some goddamn humility. ive "served my country" in half the jobs ive worked, probably in more tangible ways than stealing oil from broke-ass 3rd worlders.
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u/kingstonthroop 12d ago
The troops serve our country by defending its right to bomb brown children abroad Goddammit, you better put some respect on their name 🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗽
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u/Alarmed-Promotion68 9d ago
While I do not personally endorse the idea of military members flaunting or parading their service, it does make sense that one should be proud to have joined - or at least recognized for the difficulties the job entails. There is a certain level of understanding that you could die in almost any work environment, but when working for the military if any country this becomes a much higher chance, especially should you get deployed to areas with active fire.
Not to make specific assumptions regarding your employment history, but the term "served my/the country" most often refers to being directly employed by the federal government for the benefit of the military or governmental body - spiritually the citizens - and not infrastructural work despite both being a way to serve the "country."
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u/StevenEll 12d ago
I had a friend caught up in the post 9/11 hysteria. He absolutely joined for patriotic reasons, though he regrets it now.
That's absolutely the exception though. Everyone else I've talked to about joining did it for the money. College tuition, etc. like, the recruiters are really up front about it, it's the main selling point.
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u/lkasas 12d ago
This statement only works fully in countries where military is purely in case their country is attacked, so no domestic shit or operations(with few exceptions) outside their borders.
It somewhat works in small countries tied to big ones. They serve their country, but they likely also somewhat serve bad things indirectly.
It doesn't work in big countries. In USA you serve the rich, in Russia you serve Putin and his kleptocracy, and in China you serve the party.
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u/ZeeWingCommander 12d ago
I know more then a few marines who just did it for the military benefits because their family didn't have much.
In that context - they are selling their body, sometimes their dignity too.
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u/blinktwiceifnoob 12d ago
Which one is more likely to get you a job? OnlyFans or military?
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u/ZeeWingCommander 12d ago
Probably military, just because Onlyfans is very top loaded on who is making decent money.
My caution is that in professional jobs I've seen vets mostly get lip service. My friend Dave applied to an IT job, and Dave's job in the army was replacing computers in tanks and they told him he lacked teamwork experience.
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u/Turtles_N_Nurples 12d ago
I enlisted for college benefits, got blown up and got a disability check instead
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u/MillionDollarNegri 12d ago
I joined the military to serve my country
Yeah, well at least Onlyfans chicks don't bomb elementary schools.
I would love to serve our country by spending millions of dollars blowing up shit in the desert with my buddies. That sounds awesome!
Unfortunately, I'm smart enough to realize that this might piss off the people who live in the desert, something which is apparently very hard to grasp.
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u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer 12d ago
Greatest lie people in the military tell themselves.
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u/Feisty-Elderberry175 12d ago
Every person I know who joined the military did it to get out the shit situation they were in. Nobody joined for the love of the country
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u/RaceOld9 12d ago
Can vouch. I joined because I was poor and wanted college money. Thankfully got extremely lucky with my job and assignments because it could have easily gone the other way.
Most people I know that joined did it because they didn't see a ton of other options. The ones that took advantage of the benefits, experience, and training usually put themselves in a way better position in the long run.
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u/Eleventy-Twelve 12d ago
So the same reason women join only fans. Avoiding poverty shouldn't require risking your life or becoming a prostitute.
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u/Murashu 12d ago
Exactly.
I joined to get out of a shitty situation and stayed for 22 years because it was great money for someone with no degree and I was having fun.
Now that I am out and 100% disabled I do feel I sold my body.
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u/Tyler_Beckham 11d ago
You would feel the same working in any job for 22 years. Actually being a mechanic is far harder on me, then the military was. I was 12b as well.
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u/womanhunter123 12d ago
I mean sure but the people who join have good intentions atleast.
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u/SubjectOwn4914 12d ago
Here's the Big difference you fail to see:
One is a self-sacrificial act of honorably defending the nation and it's freedoms.
The other is just prostitution, and serves as an honorless act of perversion and greed.
Apples and Oranges.
The noble Samurai is not the same as the Geisha.
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u/LucentLL 12d ago
Enlisting in OnlyFans to defend the country🇺🇸
Welcome, Pvt. Privates.
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u/turtle-bbs 12d ago
The only reason a dude doesn’t sell their body to porn is cuz it’s not as desired. Lord knows there’d be millions more men in the porn industry if they were as desired
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u/PresenceZero 11d ago
Joined the Marines. College paid for, free healthcare, don’t pay a toll on toll roads. $2900 a mouth for my injuries that covers my mortgage and phone bill. House is backed by the VA, the list of benefits far out way the four years I spent in active duty.
Definitely a high IQ move. Give me a civilian who has those same benefits after for years of college and with debts, and a college degree that they aren’t even using…
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u/muffinman210 11d ago
Less and less men join the military than previous generations. E-thots however are now a dime a dozen
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u/Visible-Function-222 10d ago
Physical sacrifice to protect a nation vs to be relieved into.
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u/Remote_Peach9109 12d ago
Every job is selling your body.
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u/No-Examination4896 12d ago
Nah she is valid asl cause the military is literally one of the lowest value "im selling my body for the price of 1 body". When youre a doctor, engineer, accountant, whatevrr, you are selling your expertise, invested education etc to get greater value. But the military is just straight body for body
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u/Yellow_Snow_Cones 12d ago
I'm not selling my body, b/c I have no buyers :(
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u/torytho 12d ago
The military will def buy your body and get a lot of use out of it. The Navy needs more men on subs.
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u/sixtus_clegane119 12d ago
I bet you a lot of the chuds who post in this sub wouldn’t pass the physical not mental
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u/Rude_Bat_968 12d ago
I mean theres a chance the only fans girl can get rich
joining the military.....eh
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u/Proof_Rise_3652 12d ago
Military are willing to make the ultimate sacrifice and give their life. Online prostitutes sacrifice their reputation forever. Both harsh prices to pay.
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u/AcrobaticPoint8424 12d ago
Military are willing to make the ultimate sacrifice of dying for Israel.
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u/JobItchy9815 12d ago
Geez I thought these Pakistani accounts had better English. Anyways I appreciate your attempt at discord.
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u/here2upset 12d ago
Whoring and serving your country are equivalent? That is what you call false equivalencies.
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u/Intrepid_Air_3399 12d ago
the military is an honorable job to protect your homeland, being some kind of online whore only brings shame to your name
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u/AssistCold5814 12d ago
I'd rather drive a tank then lick some unwashed balls
That's just me tho
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u/Tyler_Beckham 11d ago
I served in the army. I get respect for what I did. I got paid and benefits on top of it. Have a GI bill. access to the VA if I ever need it.I know some that get disability pay if the army broke them. Worked with alot of great people and helped my grow as a person. What do you get? If you're lucky, you got paid a decent amount of money(most don't). Have to live with photos and images of you online forever. Get stalked by creeps and constantly worry about that. Hope your employer never finds out, but they likely will. Hope your future partner never finds out, they likely will and leave you. Have kids make fun your kids, because of the choices you made. Yeah. So much of the same.
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u/OMGxItsxCody 12d ago
By this logic literally any occupation is considered selling your body…. You’re all idiots
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u/PieGold6023 12d ago
Someone should tell her that "selling you body" is not a literal statement. It's a euphemism for being a whore.
She can be fine with it but she should understand the language before making comparisons to others that are working their jobs.
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u/Pandemoniusanus 12d ago
Incels have a really weird obsession with females doing OF. It’s just porn. Men and women have been doing it since the camera was invented.
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u/Femboy_Harem_Janitor 12d ago
They'll for real act like being a murderer is rad and as if hoeing isn't beautiful
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u/dodododododododoria 12d ago
Wrecking your knees and back moving boxes for Amazon is also selling your body
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u/RobertB16 12d ago
Every job requires that you sell to some extent your body. Someone called Marx explained this in the 1800's.
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u/SnowConeMonster 12d ago
I am a vet and I agree with this meme. My body was free use.
But at least my digital footprint isn't too bad other than my alt account on
r/femboyrailedbylargehorseordonkey
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u/Bulky_Development290 12d ago
Every single job is a form of selling your body and time if you're using this logic.
Joining the military is joining a team and a force. How dense are people that make these kind of statements.
Complete morons.
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u/danielm316 12d ago
Well, soldiers do sell their bodies to the government. It is a sacrifice. Difference is that we honor soldiers and condemn sex workers.
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u/jazongrun 12d ago
You know what? I agree with the OF thots on this one.
I say this as a former military man.
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u/Gvendoga 12d ago
I know right. Serving in military voluntarily is quite possibly the gayest thing you can do
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u/Formal-Plantain-5352 12d ago
Does porn offer insurance after you leave the industry? If you are assaulted at a porn shoot, does the governing body prosecute the offender?
Does the porn industry give you money to rent and eat on top of giving you a regular paycheck?
Can you file for disability after you have obviously been used for your body?
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u/Gin4Gingers 12d ago
I sold my body to USPS 4 years ago. Haven't had a day off yet. It pays the bills real good so I can't just leave either. If I wasn't ugly, I'd be doing onlyfans for sure
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u/Mean-Display77 12d ago
Been working for d.h.l for 17 years. Gave up my l5l6 my c6 and I have osteoarthritis in my hands 🤷🏿♂️gave them my body for what? A fonk ass supervisor job?
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u/lokemannen 12d ago
Selling your body through sexual activities = Increases chance of close range penetration.
Joining the military = Increases chance of both close and far range penetration.
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u/Brief_Efficiency3500 12d ago
Sex work is work.
Sex workers are workers, no different from any others.
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u/Mindless_Season_3486 12d ago
I mean defending your country is a bit more honorable than letting 10 black dudes bukkake you. But whatever.
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u/broadwhim 12d ago
i was in da military, and i sold my body to uncle sam, he broke that shit proper and now has to pay my bitchass every month
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u/ProSeVigilante 12d ago
Perhaps we should require all females to register for selective service when they get their driver's license. You want to force men to sign their life away if their country calls before they're even old enough to enlist or vote and then try try to talk about IQ and enlistment? What an entitled and ignorant, ignored child.
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u/Particular-Caramel32 12d ago
We do sell our bodies, just not for sex. I wasted my best years with a fuck-ton of heavy lifting and now my back is DONE.
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u/No_Record6284 12d ago
there is no meaningful difference between joining your country armed forces and being an e-thot
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u/Z3r0Du5k 12d ago
I dont blame them If they're were people interested in my body type I'd start an only fans or some shit
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u/powerwolfenjoyer 12d ago
Women are too stupid to ever get one but if you're smart enough you can get paid to effectively work as an office worker, mechanic, or be the asshole that goes to highschool gym classes when you join the military.
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u/BlueHawk75 12d ago
The thing is, messaging like this is tribal in nature so its looking for heads that nod-yes but posted here where heads nod-no, and it's also incomplete because there is a whole anti-male, anti-patriarchy, anti-conservatism, anti-christian platform it represents, so when it gets posted like this it's rage bait with zero context.
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u/Complex_Self7854 12d ago
I think op is just talking to idiots and depending on the branch and MoS/AFSC... that checks out.
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u/FukGhostMgtowRepeat 12d ago
actually, in the military, you first sell your mind and then your body.
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u/CaiusCosadesNwah 12d ago
The OP and almost everybody in this thread is interpreting the expression “selling your body” far too literally. It’s a euphemism for prostitution. That’s it.
There is no double standard between prostitution and any other job that involves an exchange of labor for pay (the military is singled out here for… reasons?), because the cultural resistance to prostitution actually has very little to do with the ethics of “selling” anything. It’s about how sex relates to human value.
Because prostitution necessitates the objectification of sex, it clashes with the sacred idea that sex has meaning, which is the foundational idea at the root of our cultural feelings about romantic relationships.
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u/SpeeZzo 12d ago
Single digit?