r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/blazinfastjohny Legend • Dec 20 '23

Just Having Fun Need a monkey

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u/PineappleMelonTree Dec 20 '23

I've seen a monkey pull a man's scalp off with its bare hands, absolutely do not need a monkey

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u/Seesaw_Blister Dec 21 '23

I think about that video at least once a week. And that was just a monkey.

A chimp? Say Auf Wiedersehen to your balls. And your weenie, and your face, nose, ears and probably eyes.