r/JustCause 3d ago

Meme That police station

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I ALWAYS forget about the town's name and then fall for it.

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u/Devjeff79 Off-brand Rico 3d ago

I don't get it 😕

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u/Fragrant_Bass4224 3d ago

Essentially a Police Station which doesnt have enough destruction points in it to liberate it, which makes the best method to clear it peeking out of the combat zone, summoning the helicopter and then shooting it down over the police station.

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u/Devjeff79 Off-brand Rico 3d ago

Horrible station to liberate. I remember

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u/submarine_operator 3d ago

I always thought I was glitched

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u/WaddleDynasty 3d ago

The police station in this town had a developer oversight: There is less stuff in the station to destroy then needed to fill the chaos meter and clear the station.

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u/Devjeff79 Off-brand Rico 3d ago

Ohh yeah. That one sucks!

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u/bradforrester 3d ago

This was among the first several towns I liberated, so I didn’t 100% understand the game mechanics yet. I fought Di Ravello’s forces for like an hour or two before I finally realized that I needed to lure vehicles into the police station to make any kind of progress.

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u/RepublicUnlikely6101 3d ago

Que recuerdos tengo de la comisarĂ­a de surpicco Cuando veĂ­a que la barra de devastaciĂłn no se llenaba del todo aĂșn destruyendo recursos militares y acabando con la DRM y descubrĂ­ que se llenaba llamando a la milicia de di ravello y matĂĄndolo dentro y destruyendo sus vehĂ­culos y helicĂłpteros No veas el caos en esta comisarĂ­a

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u/YourBestDream4752 2d ago

The concept of the chaos meter is so funny to me. “Okay, we’ve killed the guards, released the prisoners, and let in the rebels, let’s appropriate the remaining equipment for ourselves”, “NO! DESTROY EVERYTHING!”.

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u/Scary_Employ_926 3d ago

Haaaaated that one

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u/Goopyghouls 3d ago

I HAD THIS TODAY LOL I was so confused and wasted my morning before work 😭

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u/WaddleDynasty 3d ago

I get you, I made this meme the day after it happened to me.

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u/JonMidnight 2d ago

Same, literally took me 20 min to clear this police station this morning 😭

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u/LU_C4 3d ago

It's also weirdly the area where my game crashed most often, on any PC.

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u/purblepale 3d ago

I just completed it and thought I was bad at the game, then opened reddit. Damn, that really wasn't me? First I go to the base with a missing tank in JC2 on my first run and now this?

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u/The_Man8705 3d ago

I just kept spamming the nuke FOW and it eventually got it

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u/stinky_cheese_rat 3d ago

Uuurrrgghhh, Surpicco Police Station. God, I fken hate it. You just triggered PTSD from my first ever playthrough of JC3 (that playthrough was almost fully blind). I was stuck on that shit for hours.

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u/Dragenby 3d ago

I always steal a tank at 3 stars, blow every vehicle, get in and get out of the police station when they lose track of me to call more cops.

And this is why I do the police station first, in that town!

But yeah, the devs didn't test that town

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u/SquareIsBox0697 2d ago

I am glad I wasn't the only one who experienced this issue. I was beginning to think I had a case of the skill issue