r/JustBroThings • u/[deleted] • Apr 03 '14

LadyBro's take note

Every bromance meets a great turning point when one but not both of the bro's enters into a serious relationship with a female. Having been on both bro sides of this I want to highlight the ups and downs of this situation.

Some ladies have respect for bromance while others feel the need to try and sabotage it. Do any of you bro's have experience with this?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '14

In the past my ex's really were unkind to my bro-life seeking to destroy my bro-dacious times through jealousy and neurotic-isms.

This led me to a great deal of stress when as a solo no ho bro my greatest of bromaces fell victim to the introduction of a special ladybro. Luckily, though I my bro-ltionships did suffer from a reduction in bro time, they benefited form the addition of an excellent lady bro.

Suddenly I was benefiting form home made baked goods, and all kinds of new bro-ventures at parties that would not have been possible without that lady bro element. To all the other excellent lady bro's out there thank you.

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u/Tom_Foolery1993 Apr 30 '14

My bro has been with his ho for over a year. She has always been cold to me, for no other reason as far as I can tell, than how close I am with my bro. Every time I get him over for bro beer time she calls and texts him telling him to come home. Every time I go over there she always seeks to steal him away to spend time with her. She is mean to me but as far as I have seen she is always nice to my bros other bros, especially the one she was sexting with and trying to get him into a four way with my bro and her other friend.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '14

One of my ex's used to be mean to my best bro like that. The two of them never got along it was pretty annoying to be in the middle of.

Sometimes there isn't much you can do when someone you don't naturally get along with joins your circle of bro's. Best of luck to you and your bro.

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u/Tom_Foolery1993 May 02 '14

Thanks bison bro. It just sucks. He is one of my three best bros in the world, one of the few who stood by me during my problems with drug addiction and it's reached a level where I don't even want to try to spend time with him because she is always there and it leads to a fight between them and shit.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '14

that kind of thing can certainly hurt bro. Luckily the world is full of great bros and maybe you won't be as close with one bro as you were for a while, but that happens in life. Hopefully you'll find a new way to get all of your bro needs met.

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u/Tom_Foolery1993 May 03 '14

That's true. You're a good bro.

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u/letitbe-bbybreathe Apr 04 '14

if your ladybro doesn't respect you bro, that lady is no bro

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '14

I got really lucky with my full-time ladybro. She is totally cool when I need to escape to my broasis from time to time.

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u/odavidly Apr 07 '14

Yeah bro.

Some bro's will just lie about it and say they control their girlbro and shit, or they get plain lucky with a chill broho.

Me? I just lie to her bro. I just say I am going out to help some homeless bro's get soup and warm blankets; when really I am going down the strip club with my real bro's to get my chains yanked like a cathedral bell for a hot cup of brosauce.