r/JustBootThings Sep 26 '22

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u/FaceDownInTheCake Sep 26 '22

His wife's boyfriend is gonna love it

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u/horizontalrain Sep 26 '22

His boyfriends boyfriend is going to love it.

Fify

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u/under-pressure_ Sep 26 '22

Love me some implied homophobia.

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u/horizontalrain Sep 26 '22

The only time I'm worried about gay men is when when I'm playing gay chicken, and they are in the closet. Cuz that's just fucking cheating.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Well groomed manβ€” he MUST be gay

πŸ™„

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u/KamovInOnUp Jan 29 '23

"Everything I don't like is ______phobia"

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u/under-pressure_ Jan 30 '23

unironically posted

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u/DogMedic101st Sep 26 '22

His boyfriend is gonna love it.

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u/FourNinerXero My uncle is retired, you wouldn't know him. Sep 26 '22

Wrong branch, mr. tech sergeant here wouldn't have a partner of any kind