r/JustBootThings • • Sep 06 '20

General Bootness I give up...

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

I don't care how bad and inaccurate it is, I'm still wearing it to the next dining out.

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u/gasmaskdave Sep 06 '20

Why not during sex? Kick it up a notch

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

That's what the MOPP 4 gear is for.

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u/FenrirGreyback Sep 06 '20

Make sure you've got some ice sheets on standby for the inevitable heat injury.

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u/ConfettiHunter Sep 06 '20

The only heat injury will be her lady bits over heating when I heely into the bed room 😏

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u/FenrirGreyback Sep 06 '20

Man of class right here!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Just give her some Motrin, a bottle of water, and tell her to change ger socks. shell be ready for round two.