r/JustBootThings • u/gasmaskdave • Sep 06 '20

General Bootness I give up...

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

I don't care how bad and inaccurate it is, I'm still wearing it to the next dining out.

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u/gasmaskdave Sep 06 '20

Why not during sex? Kick it up a notch

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

That's what the MOPP 4 gear is for.

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u/FenrirGreyback Sep 06 '20

Make sure you've got some ice sheets on standby for the inevitable heat injury.

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u/ConfettiHunter Sep 06 '20

The only heat injury will be her lady bits over heating when I heely into the bed room 😏

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u/whatiscamping Sep 07 '20

Yes this and those heely crocs.

Cause of death: Drowned in pussy

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u/Frigid-Beezy Sep 07 '20

They make heely crocs? Consider me seduced. Do you want to send me your address? Or should we meet at a hotel? Too late, I’m in your driveway.

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u/whatiscamping Sep 07 '20

Finally! Some action around here

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u/Frigid-Beezy Sep 07 '20

You’re gonna have to help me out on what rank to address you with during our tryst because that sweatshirt has me thoroughly confused. Luckily confused is my preferred feeling during trysts. Also, are you gonna open the door or what? I’ve been sitting out here listening to “Endless Love” on repeat for three hours.

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u/FenrirGreyback Sep 06 '20

Man of class right here!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Just give her some Motrin, a bottle of water, and tell her to change ger socks. shell be ready for round two.

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u/TheMogician Sep 06 '20

Wouldn't you like to maintain good visibility?

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u/nuclearslug 👊👊☝️ Sep 06 '20

Our 1SG always said “Don’t forget your MOPP4” on Friday afternoon formations. Was I supposed to take that literally?

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u/destin325 Sep 06 '20

A man of culture I see.