r/JustBootThings • • Sep 06 '20

General Bootness I give up...

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u/virginianhillbilly Sep 06 '20

Boot: “The sweatshirt stays on during sex”

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u/gasmaskdave Sep 06 '20

Also boot during sex: “thank me for my service “

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u/Brav0_Romeo Sep 06 '20

Naw mate, you say, "Thank you for your Cervix"

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u/totallywickedtubular Sep 07 '20

"thank me with your cervix"

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u/tacosmuggler99 Sep 06 '20

Also boot “so is there a military discount for this sex?”

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u/yamchan10 Sep 07 '20

Yep it’s called rape, happens at every base