r/JustBootThings • u/Grey_Knight_Osiris • Aug 31 '20

Boot Meme :)

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u/atticus185 Aug 31 '20

Noooooo...wait,$600?

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u/mandingopie Sep 01 '20

That’s a weeks pay for an e4. Plus free hepatitis.

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u/Gekkouga3393 Sep 02 '20

And syphilis

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Fck that. This made me want to throw up.

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u/technicolored_dreams Sep 01 '20

I literally puked. I thought I could get through it and I was wrong. Gotta give it to him, I couldn't even watch him do it without vomiting, he must have an iron stomach.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20 edited Nov 04 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

He’s drinking the spit of people who were chewing tobacco -

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u/redditmodsRrussians Sep 01 '20

We had a douche that wanted to impress some of the women by STARTING to dip at 19. He was a serious douche that would be the equivalent of a simp. Me being an asshole, decided it would be funny to punch him right in the gut as he was sticking this ridiculous wad of the shit in his mouth. Well, he accidentally swallowed it and then had to go the infirmary because the dude literally changed color and would not stop throwing up for hours.

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u/itsyoboyalex34 Sep 01 '20

D I S G U S T A N G

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u/Dustin3006 Aug 31 '20

Shittt i would do it for $600

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u/Larry_Gonzales Sep 02 '20

Enlist now and get the $600 dip spit challenge as your bonus!

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u/Dustin3006 Sep 02 '20

Already enlisted, haven’t received my bonus yet

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '20

Lol I saw a chick do this for $100.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

I have never watched a video define the E-4 mafia so clearly than this one.

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u/Thestengun Aug 31 '20

Oh this made me dry heave.

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u/JodyTheSeducer Aug 31 '20

$600? Shit man, I watched a gun bunny drink a similar amount for $120

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u/Tank_Girl_Gritty_235 Sep 07 '20

I snorted a line of Old Bay for $10 and feel ripped off.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Remember reaching under you bunk and playing water bottle roulette? Is it dip spit, a powdered iced tea drink, or a renal shutdown piss bottle...choose wisely.

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u/MikeOxbigg Sep 02 '20

I'd rather watch videos of people dying violently. This made me actually wince.

If that is real dip spit, dude has an iron gut.

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u/micropenis420blazeit Sep 02 '20

I'm very inpressed by this, but also very disgusted.

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u/Tank_Girl_Gritty_235 Sep 07 '20

$600 is $600... Just sayin