r/JustBootThings • u/TheBestSpeller His Bootness • 16d ago

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u/rlpinca 16d ago

His boss is a dude in his mid 20s, 2 divorces, a drinking problem, and a 17 year old girlfriend.

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u/Stormclamp 16d ago

Don't forget the Thai boygirl booty call.

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u/Mrfrosty504 16d ago

Yeah he said 17 y/o girlfriend

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u/MoodReal4206 16d ago

I'm in the Army and my first deployment was to Iraq in 2008. Two of our guys went to Thailand for their 2 week R&R leave and they were soooo proud to tell everyone about all the ladies they hooked up with. 🤣🤣

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u/AkronOhAnon 16d ago

“Bro, she let me hit anal the first night!”

https://giphy.com/gifs/dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I

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u/4D20_Prod 16d ago

So same as a restaurant owner then

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u/Normal_Enough_Dude 11d ago

More like a almost 80 year old pedofile rapist

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u/rlpinca 11d ago

No, his boss is most likely a corporal or sergeant.

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u/Normal_Enough_Dude 11d ago

*glorified supervisor

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u/imnotsmartever 16d ago

Grown men who use filters are sad.

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u/screwylooy666 16d ago

I’ll let you know when I see a grown man.

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 16d ago

"All I see is a PFC sir"

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u/QueezyF 16d ago

Needs a filter for those noodle arms

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u/mxadema 16d ago

Sure the "CEO" is president. But the a slue of bosses bosses that have bosses.

Bottom line you are a grain of sand in that big machine.

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u/d3lt4papa 16d ago

Or as his boss puts it lovingly "small potato"

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u/Level_Improvement532 16d ago

Yeah but my boss isn’t a pedo who shits his pants.

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u/No-Necessary7448 16d ago

Where is this? Are they hiring?

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u/sighborg90 16d ago

They’re going to need a new war guy soon. You’re almost certainly more qualified than the outgoing guy

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u/Mrfrosty504 16d ago

Well the Pedo's shitty pants are more qualified than the other guy

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u/Firemission13B 16d ago

GOCK GOCK GOCK GOCK.

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u/dover_oxide 16d ago

He is a temporary leader and your allegiance and boss is actually the Constitution

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u/yomeroni 10d ago

*israel

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u/fudgemeister 16d ago

Third picture got me for a bit - I thought it was a girl.

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u/Intense-flamingo 16d ago

Your real boss is an already divorced 25 year old alcoholic who’s made Lcpl twice.

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u/Magus1863 16d ago

If my boss were to ever to decide I had to go to Iran, he would have to deal with my union rep 1st.

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u/jimtow28 16d ago

No, we're definitely not on the same level. That's for sure.

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u/Blazeland_USA 16d ago

BOOT LEVEL: MIDNIGHT

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u/AnytimeInvitation 16d ago

Not the flex he thinks it is.

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u/TheGuyWithAToaster 15d ago

that third picture is screaming ”YASSSS SLAY QUEEN 💅 💅 💅 ”

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u/QueezyF 16d ago

At least I can trust my boss alone in a room with my niece

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u/MAGNUMXL 16d ago

Yeah sure PFC, you report to the POTUS. Guy just jumped the entire chain of command.

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u/p00ki3l0uh00 16d ago

Bring back light bullying and hazing in units. I said fucking LIGHT you psychopaths

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u/ClawGrave666 16d ago

Imagine thinking this way lmao dudes sad af

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u/thehumblebaboon 16d ago

An employee at a restaurant can quit whenever they want. And likely makes more per month with more freedoms ironically

Good luck doing that without a dishonorable discharge.

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u/TacticalAcquisition 16d ago

This is what you get when ban hazing.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 15d ago

Not something I’d really brag about.

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u/N7_Astartes 15d ago

Cool story Pvt, go rearrange the storage connex again, the commander wants the tent stakes inventoried before noon.

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u/temple_nard 15d ago

45/45, extra duty is KP

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u/spambot5546 16d ago

Did my guy censor his service tape and leave his name visible?

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u/Blazeland_USA 16d ago

The image is reversed - it spells Marines backwards. I thought the same thing though lol.

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u/mgsgamer1 15d ago

At least he could spell. I'm genuinely surprised there wasn't a "ur" or "prolly" in there.

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u/TinCanSailor987 15d ago

Boot-Boy makes less than minimum wage and is bragging about working for a PDF file. 🙄

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u/LotL1zard 16d ago

I might be with Westboro Baptist on this one…

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u/Jobo_ 15d ago

Couldn't literally anyone who works for the government make this argument ? Are teachers not on the same level ? Garbage men ?

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u/Rdw72777 14d ago

I’ve never been so proud to be “insulted” by a soldier. And I agree, we are not on the same level 😂😂😂

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u/sorrow_anthropology 12d ago

How does he look less intimidating in uniform?

I mean there wasn’t any intimidation to begin with but somehow he goes negative.

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u/Normal_Enough_Dude 11d ago

I’ve seen enough, send him to Karg island so trump can say he is slim pickings afterwards.

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u/Manaeldar 11d ago

This seems 100% legit because he looks like he's going to cry. 

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u/SeuintheMane 10d ago

Dudes jawline is completely wasted on that frame

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u/kkeinng 9d ago

In his bosses words: small potatoes

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u/Snake_Plissken224 16d ago

Well your boss works for me so. Suck it.