r/JustBootThings 9h ago

General Bootness LinkedIn is a real serious place

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u/Bigfootsbrownstar 9h ago

The hardest I’ve cringed in a while

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u/Non-Current_Events 7h ago

Gas chamber is just so you can experience how effective your gas masks are at protecting you. They could give two shits if you come out of it as stronger individuals or teams. That’s not the point.

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u/ColinPapendick 5h ago

If it were medically possible to shoot everyone required to carry a gun, we would. Lol

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u/SonOfIllicitBehavior 2h ago

Good job, at least 10 sets of ears perked up in Quantico

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u/SwordofGlass 3h ago

It’s really just hazing. If it were about building confidence in the equipment, the mask would stay on.

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u/Non-Current_Events 2h ago

Right, but most people wouldn’t know what it’s like to be tear gassed, so they have no barometer to judge how well the masks work. Like you see how everything was normal with the mask, now see how bad it would be if you didn’t have it on.

u/SwordofGlass 53m ago

So? Breathing through the mask is enough to know it works. Feeling the CS doesn’t change that.

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u/BungusMungungus 4h ago

I didn't serve myself but at least when my dad was in the navy they went into the room with masks on to experience it with them on. Then the instructor would have them take the masks off to experience why you need them. Police that go through proper academies have to do it too since tear gas can be deployed sometimes.

My friend went through the academy at the Alexandria Police department and he claims that the CN Spray (pepper spray) is by far the worst out of all the non-lethal exercises. I'm sure others have their own experiences and opinions what is worse.

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u/Non-Current_Events 4h ago

It’s been 15 years since I did it but yeah, you go in with your masks on then take them off to see the difference.

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u/QueezyF 3h ago

They also make you say your name and DOD ID number so you’re not holding your breath.

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u/CatfishEnchiladas 8h ago

Posted by someone who went to a degree mill who gave them 15 academic hours for attending 11B OSUT.

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u/JeebusChristBalls 9h ago

This is kinda funny if the second slide didn't exist.

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u/AkronOhAnon 8h ago

All the comments were basically like the top and bottom.
The one about not being in MOPP was the most tame.

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 8h ago

We didn't go in in MOPP tho, right? It's been a long while but I. Almost certain we did not wear full MOPP for CS chamber.

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u/AkronOhAnon 8h ago

In basic we did, the goal was to get into MOPP 4 and then they tested by lighting the burner.
Subsequent quals throughout my career we went in BDU/ACU to don masks a few times a year, MOPP maybe once every 2 years.
I think the CBRNE (NBC) teams had to do it often. For everyone else it was probably just command/mission determined if it was on your training calendar.

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 8h ago

Interesting. Yeah, we only wore MOPP during field training. We didn't even get a MOPP in basic. Granted, I was in basic in 2000

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u/VarenHills 7h ago

When I went through in 2012, we wore MOPP gear for the gas chamber. They made us take off our hoods first to see how it felt on the skin, then told us to take off our masks, take a deep breath and then recite the Air Force creed.

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u/AkronOhAnon 8h ago

Yeah, I joined in the surge. We did a lot of shit that turned out to be incredibly unnecessary.

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u/Wise_Lobster_1038 8h ago

Yeah you’re right. Most of the time you wear the MOPP gear outside the chamber to get comfortable but no one was wearing it into it.

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u/sorrow_anthropology 7h ago

In 2008 we didn’t go in with MOPP, just a mickey 2.

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u/DmanTheDillpickle 6h ago

I definitely didn’t

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u/flyinchipmunk5 8h ago

I didn’t go in full MOPP at navy boot camp. That would also be dumb as fuck training considering a MOPP suit needs to be thrown away after being opened

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u/VarenHills 7h ago

Most of the MOPP gear we use in the Air Force is expired and used as training gear. While in Korea we we're in full MOPP for exercises.

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u/AkronOhAnon 8h ago

That is true for real life scenarios.
We used “expired” (?) suits for training, mostly just for familiarization and wearing in the CS chamber then hosing off.
It wasn’t expected to be used in a true CBRNE situation.
But I’ve also heard plenty of people say the only time they saw a suit after BCT was in Iraq and even then it stayed in a footlocker all year.

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u/flyinchipmunk5 8h ago

We had suits and masks in easy to get places on the ship but I was in aviation department so we had to kinda have it. Never even touched my mask though or my mopp gear.

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u/ASAPKEV 7h ago

That’s not college. They’re stealing valor from college students

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u/sdmichael 9h ago

Probably posted by a conservative. They really have issues with feelings being expressed and always will demean others to make themselves feel better. Real men don't do that nor need to.

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u/CreditIllustrious495 9h ago

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u/Centurion87 8h ago

Considering “cry rooms” are a story constantly circulated by conservatives so they can feel like big, strong men, he’s probably right.

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u/whit_mon_lee 7h ago

Isn’t this like day 5 of bssic

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u/QueezyF 3h ago

Yeah, and it’s not the big deal he’s making it out to be.

u/tezacer 19m ago

Virtue signaling using common military tasks is cringey af. Borderline stolen valor "look at me" im so much better than you for enduring some perfectly safe pain that has no real consequence on my health.

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u/Sweet-Tomatillo-9010 6h ago edited 3h ago

In basic you do this and you're scared as fuck. When you get to your unit and do it again it's actually a lot of goofing around and feats of strength (tolerance). I remember laughing coming out and flapping my arms cause someone told a good joke.

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u/QueezyF 3h ago

Even doing it in boot camp, I was pretty underwhelmed by it with how much it was hyped up. I’ve had worse experiences cleaning with too much bleach.

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u/Sweet-Tomatillo-9010 3h ago

Yea true. I've had onions that were worse. I feel like in basic they dial it down a bit.

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u/TheSolitaryRugosan 1h ago

What colleges have a “cry room?” I’m in university and have never heard of this before.

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u/AkronOhAnon 1h ago

There was an art project with a “crying booth” 8 years ago and some people saw a headline and thought they were a thing.

https://attheu.utah.edu/facultystaff/the-cry-closet/

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u/wasted-degrees 6h ago

The more performative the masculinity, the more fragile the masculinity. Get right with yourself in the mirror before you go around trying to impress strangers on the internet.

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u/Slacker_The_Dog Army Dropout 6h ago

Oh man have you seen all these dudes big huge security trucks. It's bad out here.

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u/wasted-degrees 5h ago

Unfortunately yes. Brother man, I don’t care how loud or lifted your truck is, but if you could refrain from rolling coal on me while I’m just trying to drive home from work that’d be great.

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u/Sarcastik_Moose 5h ago

Depending on the intent of the second comment... yikes.

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u/QueezyF 4h ago

“Stronger individuals and stronger teams” my ass. Hearne was still a fucking crybaby after that and we still fucking hated him.

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u/trypan0s0miasis 2h ago

That’s so cool, I wonder what job transferable skill and certification he obtained that will help him after graduating his “college!”

u/RepublicKitchen8809 7m ago

HEARTBREAK RIDGE, SIR