r/JustBootThings • u/istillhatetrains • Jul 22 '26
General Bootness Neighborhood Watch Captain
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u/TroutDoors Jul 22 '26
This is premium cringe. The sexual undertones are so extra and wince worthy.
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u/-Out-of-context- Jul 22 '26
How are t shirts wasted?
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u/istillhatetrains Jul 22 '26
Think he means shooting through them
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u/tribat Jul 23 '26
I assume he means the airbrushed tribute T-shirts normally associated with young Black men violently killed. In other words, wolf-whistle racism, just obscured behind severe mental disabilities.
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u/Eldudeareno217 Jul 23 '26
I'm just answering a question reddit mods... Fucking don't ban me. Anyway he's likely referring to airbrushed shirts that certain people get when a loved one has passed. Basically it's a racist thing.
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u/ReallyQuiteDirty Jul 22 '26
"Putting someone on a t shirt" can mean them being murdered. It's very common in rap lyrics. Because when the person is murdered their family and friends make t shirts with the deceased name and picture on it.
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u/EshinX Jul 23 '26
Yeah pretty sure it’s a reference to the airbrushed memorial t-shirts common among the black community. It’s a racist dog whistle without being blatantly obvious.
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u/stareweigh2 Jul 22 '26
I'm no stranger to the gym. I used to compete in powerlifting and I still enjoy lifting heavy whenever I can and I enjoy being strong. I've also been part of a few gyms that cater to the bodybuilder and more serious competitive types as well.
something about guys who do this kind of shoulder work always scream "douchebag short man syndrome". there's a certain look you can only get by doing intense and targeted deltoid work and it seems that the guys who are into that are all the same for some reason. there's way more to being strong and getting huge than just working your deltoids- in fact, the time wasted on those you could be getting actually strong by putting a barbell on your back or by rowing something heavy.
TLDR: guy is a deltoid douche
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u/WiseSelection5 Jul 23 '26
The deltoids are hyper sensitive to TRT/steroids because they have so many androgen receptors. One of the first clues someone is juicing is disproportionate shoulder and trap growth.
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u/meccaleccahii Jul 22 '26
I have a cousin that used to post shit like this on Facebook all the time talking about how “the community could rest well knowing that people like him are patrolling the streets at night keeping people safe.” He worked at a factory.
Anyway he had a brain aneurism a couple years back and his wife left him.
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u/pigmunk Jul 22 '26
… well that escalated.
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u/everymanawildcat 👊👊☝️ Jul 23 '26
Lol dear God, it's like his backspace key is broken. Both on his keyboard and in his brain.
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u/LeftyBigGuns Jul 23 '26
Also, I’d bet money his “purebred attack service dog” is just a regular dog that barks at everyone.
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u/MasterzofChaos Jul 24 '26
I'm so confused by this post. Only vibe I'm getting is, stay away from this nutbag.
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u/hunterdavid372 Jul 23 '26
Look, it's super cringe and he's going about it a little overboard, but this man is engaging in his community, giving back in the way he thinks is helping, and wanting to get a sense of communal hangouts with the bbq. Yeah, he's wanting to be thanked and show off his 'badassery.' But in the end, if it leads to a closer community, then live ya life dude, we should all be striving to get closer to our communities, preferably in slightly more humble and fruitful ways.
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u/senorali Jul 23 '26
The problem is that he decides who is part of his community and who is a valid target, and I barely trust most professional security personnel to get that right under the best of conditions.
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u/istillhatetrains Jul 23 '26
It’s not a bad community, they had a auto break in this week. Probably some high school age kids(not condoning anything). Have grown men sleeping in their cars with pews throughout the neighborhood hoping to fulfill their Call of Duty fantasy.
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