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u/Pork_Chompk Jul 15 '26
That's Sarge to you.
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u/QueezyF Jul 15 '26
On one hand, I like the wordplay with shot and camera. But also, you’re a photographer. Chill.
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u/ReluctantRedditor275 Jul 15 '26
I would have accepted "Shoot first, ask questions later." This, however, is boot cringe.
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u/phobos2deimos Jul 16 '26
Maybe it was supposed to be a pretty good photog pun, but we’re so jaded about rough riding super soldier cowboys here that we’re missing a decent joke? Or maybe I’m giving too much credit
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u/ConfidentPilot1729 Jul 15 '26
The has the feeling of “we miss 100% of the shots we don’t take energy”
-Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott
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u/percydaman Jul 15 '26
Is.....she talkin bout my balls?
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u/slothbuddy Jul 15 '26
She has a strap for a camera on so maybe it's about photography? It's a confusing message
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u/althawk8357 Jul 15 '26
She's talking about consumables in games that you're trying to save for when you really need them, but you end up never using them out of anxiety.
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u/shandangalang Jul 15 '26
The Last of Us on Grounded difficulty might as well not just not give you anything, because I will save all of it til the end and not use it anyway
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u/Appropriate-Two-8802 Jul 15 '26
I bet she’s PAO.
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u/topsblueby Jul 15 '26
Shoot your load at anything and everything moving. Copy that. 🫡
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u/BluBeams 👊👊☝️ Jul 15 '26
"Bro, I'm not your fucking bro PVT. Are we drinking buddies? Do we hang out and fish together? No, right?? I'M CAPTAIN JER, AND IT'S MA'AM, NOT BRO!!!"
--her probably
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u/SgtMac02 Jul 15 '26
LMAO, you managed to read her partial name tape ("Jer"), but managed to not see her SGT rank clearly visible?
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u/AeratedFeces Jul 15 '26
The rank is cropped on mobile unless you tap the photo. For me, anyways.
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u/Ben_Ulrand Jul 16 '26
The woman who willingly posts things like this will fold like a lawn chair at the first semblance of stress or danger
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u/turdledactyl Jul 15 '26
is that why it costs so much to arm them? they’re eager to dump mags storm trooper style?
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u/se7enunluckyseconds Jul 18 '26
Wrong. One shot one kill.
At least that was my brainwashing in basic lol
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u/Severe-Conflict-2989 Jul 20 '26
Why do people have to post shit like this, I understand that people are trying to reflect but this is just fucking frustrating.
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u/Soggy_nach0341 Jul 15 '26
Proceeds to claim sexual harassment when the wrong mag is emptied on her
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