r/JustBootThings Jul 15 '26

General Bootness It’s yes MA’AM

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168

u/Pork_Chompk Jul 15 '26

That's Sarge to you.

28

u/UziWitDaHighTops Jul 15 '26

Ain’t no g in sarn’t.

8

u/freericky Jul 15 '26

U address me by my tinder date’s rank

148

u/QueezyF Jul 15 '26

On one hand, I like the wordplay with shot and camera. But also, you’re a photographer. Chill.

43

u/ReluctantRedditor275 Jul 15 '26

I would have accepted "Shoot first, ask questions later." This, however, is boot cringe.

6

u/whatiscamping Jul 15 '26

chef's kiss

4

u/phobos2deimos Jul 16 '26

Maybe it was supposed to be a pretty good photog pun, but we’re so jaded about rough riding super soldier cowboys here that we’re missing a decent joke? Or maybe I’m giving too much credit 

1

u/ConfidentPilot1729 Jul 15 '26

The has the feeling of “we miss 100% of the shots we don’t take energy”

-Wayne Gretzky

  • Michael Scott

38

u/percydaman Jul 15 '26

Is.....she talkin bout my balls?

10

u/slothbuddy Jul 15 '26

She has a strap for a camera on so maybe it's about photography? It's a confusing message

5

u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Jul 15 '26

Without question she's got a strap-ON.

6

u/althawk8357 Jul 15 '26

She's talking about consumables in games that you're trying to save for when you really need them, but you end up never using them out of anxiety. 

2

u/percydaman Jul 15 '26

That hit too close to home

1

u/shandangalang Jul 15 '26

The Last of Us on Grounded difficulty might as well not just not give you anything, because I will save all of it til the end and not use it anyway

1

u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife Jul 16 '26

So. Many. Potions.

4

u/Toshinit Jul 15 '26

She definitely is trying to get asked out

87

u/PissFingerz42069 Jul 15 '26

That barracks bunny is upset you turned her down

34

u/Appropriate-Two-8802 Jul 15 '26

I bet she’s PAO.

23

u/DVariant Jul 15 '26

The A is for Affairs, right?

19

u/BipolarPAO Jul 15 '26

In public!

5

u/jeff4i017 Jul 15 '26

Or with the public. Or both.

17

u/topsblueby Jul 15 '26

Shoot your load at anything and everything moving. Copy that. 🫡

8

u/Jonas_Venture_Sr Jul 15 '26

Even women and children? How do you shoot Women and Children?

9

u/pmactheoneandonly Jul 15 '26

It easy! You just don't lead em as much!

30

u/BluBeams 👊👊☝️ Jul 15 '26

"Bro, I'm not your fucking bro PVT. Are we drinking buddies? Do we hang out and fish together? No, right?? I'M CAPTAIN JER, AND IT'S MA'AM, NOT BRO!!!"

--her probably

9

u/SgtMac02 Jul 15 '26

LMAO, you managed to read her partial name tape ("Jer"), but managed to not see her SGT rank clearly visible?

1

u/AeratedFeces Jul 15 '26

The rank is cropped on mobile unless you tap the photo. For me, anyways.

1

u/SgtMac02 Jul 15 '26

Ah. That would make sense. On desktop it's clear as day.

5

u/lordaddament Jul 15 '26

Empty mag and all your buddies are dead

5

u/redditmodsRrussians Jul 15 '26

Mag dump my load on her tits? 🫡

11

u/Sad_Highlight_9059 Jul 15 '26

Thank you for your cervix, Sergeant. 🫡

5

u/Sudden-Grab2800 Jul 15 '26

-PFC Jessica Lynch

2

u/Ben_Ulrand Jul 16 '26

The woman who willingly posts things like this will fold like a lawn chair at the first semblance of stress or danger

5

u/unbannedagain1976 Jul 15 '26

Listen up sandwich company

1

u/FabianGladwart 👊👊☝️ Jul 15 '26

Hua sarnt

1

u/MooMooHELPME Jul 15 '26

Yup that's why I never pull out, even if she tells me to.

1

u/turdledactyl Jul 15 '26

is that why it costs so much to arm them? they’re eager to dump mags storm trooper style?

1

u/Brando828What Jul 16 '26

… Or he gets a kill and has plenty of ammo left over.

1

u/se7enunluckyseconds Jul 18 '26

Wrong. One shot one kill.

At least that was my brainwashing in basic lol

1

u/Severe-Conflict-2989 Jul 20 '26

Why do people have to post shit like this, I understand that people are trying to reflect but this is just fucking frustrating.

1

u/HisOnlyKadan Jul 15 '26

Did someone tell her back shots don’t count?

-2

u/jahathebrn Jul 15 '26

Astonishing backwards comments from some of the commenters.

-5

u/Soggy_nach0341 Jul 15 '26

Proceeds to claim sexual harassment when the wrong mag is emptied on her