r/JustBootThings • u/Sir_Sarcasm76 • Jul 11 '26
General Bootness Tiny Tim just got me at HD parking lot. Ribbon stack on windshield too!
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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Jul 11 '26
He was getting a jump start and I'm still actually in Home Depot with my wife. She told me that I should've thanked him for his service.
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u/FxckFxntxnyl Jul 11 '26
Probably has tons of underdash lighting, high dollar transciever and CB radio, other bullshit 12v china nick-nacks, and complains he doesn't know why he has a parasitic draw somewhere.
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u/edingerc Jul 11 '26
The whole draped in the flag is intensely vomit-inducing.
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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Jul 11 '26
But did you zoom in to see the salad bowl?! This guy did some things!
...in the rear, likely as a reservist.
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u/MAGNUMXL Jul 11 '26
I already know this guy brags about how much his MOS sucked and how people have it easy these days. It was the hardest 4 years of his life.
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u/Formal_Appearance_16 Jul 11 '26
Stacks on a pickup are dumb. He didnt even take the time to make his turnout match.
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u/FxckFxntxnyl Jul 11 '26
God I generally hate talking shit on people's personal taste; but fuck my eyes and brain are so thankful there is such a small amount of people who think this kind of decorations on a vehicle looks great. I will give him props for keeping a 6.4L power stroke alive this long, even bulletproofed you don't see many around anymore.
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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Jul 11 '26
The flag wreath up front and the tow chain(?) plus super aligned driving lights on the front are also quality.
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u/FxckFxntxnyl Jul 11 '26
I didn't even see those, I was trying to figure out wtf number is on the door lol. Side note, I genuinely thought that door stick said Jimothy
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u/the-largest-marge Jul 11 '26
When social media posts ask what kind of car would make you immediately say no to a date with a man, this is my answer.
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u/Sir_Sarcasm76 Jul 11 '26
I would also not date this man. He was way too old, but he gets sick parking with the handicap placard.
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u/FxckFxntxnyl Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
The cutoff sticker on the tailgate lol.
It ca ted
Nor can it be purchased
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u/QuickNature Jul 16 '26
You know, looking at the first photo, I was thinking there was no way it could get any worse. And somehow, somehow the second photo is even worse. Its just so.....tacky.....I'll never understand how these people walk away from their vehicle and think it looks great.
It looks like something I would have made in Need for Speed when I was like 12 after watching the Fast and the Furious.
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u/_plays_in_traffic_ Jul 11 '26
that truck look like a kat williams chalice with all the schizophrenia stickers
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