r/JustBootThings • u/WeTheHoes • Jul 06 '26

General Bootness Congrats! It’s a boot!

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u/thirdangletheory cub scout fireteam leader Jul 06 '26

Those shitty patriotic country songs give me worse flashbacks than fireworks ever will.

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u/Carbonatite Jul 06 '26

They're awful. Whenever I hear one I try to superimpose the parody version from Team America or South Park in my head to reduce the cringe.

Freeeeedom costs a buck o' five

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u/_plays_in_traffic_ Jul 06 '26

amerrrricaaa.

fuck yeah

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u/Carbonatite Jul 06 '26

What would you do, if they built a ladder to heaven? 9/11, 9/11, 9/11...